whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
wednesday post16
good afternoon! i came online @ 3:06pm, and lyn's coming @ 3:45pm, meaning that i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-ONE MINUTES online tonight! but coz i'm hopefully going to kwany's place to watch the state of origin tonight, i know PIG mum won't lemme come back online tonight, so i'll just add that time to the spreadsheet of net time i'm owed, and i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2051 steps today.
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep, then cuddled emperor (bear bear must've wriggled himself off the bed again, the messy sleeper - i couldn't find him! :P) and snored my head off with him.
-only i woke with a searing throat. >< i pleaded with PIG mum to gimme a break and lemme sleep in till aunty wendy arrived, but the cruel woman still gleefully forced me up, got me kitted, and made me walk to the bathroom to wash my face and hands, and spit out my mouth splint.
-PIG mum then made me walk to the gobbling :P table. i ignored the required glass of water. breakfast was roughly fifteen of those weet-bix bite things.
-PIG mum popped me my pills after breakfast - one fish oil, one garlic, one bilberry and one cranberry. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's newest disc all day. happy erf also got to sit sideways all day, too, though i was very careful to point her back facing forwards whenever we approached a red light.
-torture session @ vincent the bloody physios. >< i only fell twice today, luckily, only bum falls. also, he taught me some neck exercises to deal with the neck pain i've been experiencing from PIG mum gleefully forcing me to sit on some armrest-less and backrest-less piano stool.
-PIG mum tootled us home. when aunty wendy arrived, she led me once to the toilet first.
-and thanks to aunty wendy who brought us some snack she'd cooked herself! some small alice of pumpkin quiche thing, maybe?
-i sat and read eclipse out aloud until 12:30, when aunty wendy started making my lunch. yummy add water and shake pancakes. so era shook the bottle enthusiastically, and when ela whimpered that she wanted a turn too, thanks to aunty wendy who helped thread her fingers into the handle, then ela happily shook the bottle around. :)
-i buttered one slice, then aunty wendy kindly tipped lotsa maple syrup over the pancake for me. i was ready to butter the other slice, but aunty wendy said not to. instead, she just flipped the pancake on top of the other one already buttered. then she cut the pancake into sixteen slices for me.
-i told aunty wendy to make herself one pancake, too, and she did, only she took hers uncondimented. luckily, we bought golden syrup flavoured pancakes, so 'twas yummy. :)
-aunty wendy brought bear bear and emperor out to visit me! :) meaning they kept me company while i kept reading. :)
-aunty wendy gave ela a massage for one hour today. :)
-she also ordered me to drink another mug of water before she lead me to the loo. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable.
-aunty wendy led me back to the computer desk. ZERO thanks to horrid PIG mum who immediately forced me to sit on thar backrest-less and arm rest-less piano stool.
-but i think lyn's just arrived; i'd better yell that to PIG mum again.
-anyways, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that dad'll take me to kwany's to watch the third state of origin tonight! UQ physio toms. i'll try my hardest to persuade PIG mum to please take me to naz's for a kebab, especially if she got to have lunch out with aunty anne today! best of all, book club toms night!
-lastly, again, ZERO thanks to HORRIBLE PIG mum who just made me walk to the door to let lyn inside! ><
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 2051 steps today.
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep, then cuddled emperor (bear bear must've wriggled himself off the bed again, the messy sleeper - i couldn't find him! :P) and snored my head off with him.
-only i woke with a searing throat. >< i pleaded with PIG mum to gimme a break and lemme sleep in till aunty wendy arrived, but the cruel woman still gleefully forced me up, got me kitted, and made me walk to the bathroom to wash my face and hands, and spit out my mouth splint.
-PIG mum then made me walk to the gobbling :P table. i ignored the required glass of water. breakfast was roughly fifteen of those weet-bix bite things.
-PIG mum popped me my pills after breakfast - one fish oil, one garlic, one bilberry and one cranberry. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's newest disc all day. happy erf also got to sit sideways all day, too, though i was very careful to point her back facing forwards whenever we approached a red light.
-torture session @ vincent the bloody physios. >< i only fell twice today, luckily, only bum falls. also, he taught me some neck exercises to deal with the neck pain i've been experiencing from PIG mum gleefully forcing me to sit on some armrest-less and backrest-less piano stool.
-PIG mum tootled us home. when aunty wendy arrived, she led me once to the toilet first.
-and thanks to aunty wendy who brought us some snack she'd cooked herself! some small alice of pumpkin quiche thing, maybe?
-i sat and read eclipse out aloud until 12:30, when aunty wendy started making my lunch. yummy add water and shake pancakes. so era shook the bottle enthusiastically, and when ela whimpered that she wanted a turn too, thanks to aunty wendy who helped thread her fingers into the handle, then ela happily shook the bottle around. :)
-i buttered one slice, then aunty wendy kindly tipped lotsa maple syrup over the pancake for me. i was ready to butter the other slice, but aunty wendy said not to. instead, she just flipped the pancake on top of the other one already buttered. then she cut the pancake into sixteen slices for me.
-i told aunty wendy to make herself one pancake, too, and she did, only she took hers uncondimented. luckily, we bought golden syrup flavoured pancakes, so 'twas yummy. :)
-aunty wendy brought bear bear and emperor out to visit me! :) meaning they kept me company while i kept reading. :)
-aunty wendy gave ela a massage for one hour today. :)
-she also ordered me to drink another mug of water before she lead me to the loo. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable.
-aunty wendy led me back to the computer desk. ZERO thanks to horrid PIG mum who immediately forced me to sit on thar backrest-less and arm rest-less piano stool.
-but i think lyn's just arrived; i'd better yell that to PIG mum again.
-anyways, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that dad'll take me to kwany's to watch the third state of origin tonight! UQ physio toms. i'll try my hardest to persuade PIG mum to please take me to naz's for a kebab, especially if she got to have lunch out with aunty anne today! best of all, book club toms night!
-lastly, again, ZERO thanks to HORRIBLE PIG mum who just made me walk to the door to let lyn inside! ><
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^!
tuesday post13b
good evening! well, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 9:50 tonight! (i came online @ 8:40)
-anyways, em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 4843. anyways, events since my last post?
-karen came, walked me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today. but how come i'm still spotty everywhere?! ><
-i had one tinkle before i flipped off the nice hot water - lol, ela and elf are always clamouring for the water - they're just so happy that they can feel the hot water now! - dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was sticking down elf's AFO's straps.
-karen walked me out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was only one pear, coz horrid PIG mum decided that i couldn't have a toastie coz i'd had a big lunch. karen also made me one mug of milo, sweetened by one teaspoonful of sugar - my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we each read our books until 5;30, when karen started giving ela a massage. dark blue (she lemme choose) with yellow/orange spots today.
-karen took me once more to the loo before leaving. actually, she handed me one mug of water, my second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when karen left, i started reading eclipse out aloud. hopefully, trace/someone else can take me to see the movie next week!
-PIG mum came down and gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on the treadmill. >< we watched seven's news while i was being gleefully forced to walk. tonight's was read out by kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum then 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes. she tried to cheat, though, not turning up the speed (which starts @ 0.8) until i reminded her.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and several wee chunks of beef with just a hint of tomato sauce. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i thought i could use the loo once more then pop online, but alas, PIG mum had other ideas. she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ mins of hand exercises, then made me walk over to the sink and gleefully forced poor ela to wash all my dishes for me.
-finally, she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back for me, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands before making me walk back tothe piano chair, so i could return online.
-meaning my back's rather sore ATM, but i'll endure. i know PIG mum doesn't care, but i'll definitely sit back against the backrest whenever i get the chance.
-toms: argh, one bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< but i think (hope! :P) i'll endure. then aunty wendy's coming over for three hours. :) PIG mum'd better not rock out for lunch with her friends, not unless she's taking me to red rooster for some dinner afterwards on thursday! actually ... i keep forgetting why i can't ring CODA and ask alice why my carer/life coach/support worker can't take me out to book club on thurs night. but wow oh wow - state of origin three's on toms night - GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! but really, the smelly blues can win if they're desperate - we've already taken out the series. :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 4843. anyways, events since my last post?
-karen came, walked me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today. but how come i'm still spotty everywhere?! ><
-i had one tinkle before i flipped off the nice hot water - lol, ela and elf are always clamouring for the water - they're just so happy that they can feel the hot water now! - dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was sticking down elf's AFO's straps.
-karen walked me out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was only one pear, coz horrid PIG mum decided that i couldn't have a toastie coz i'd had a big lunch. karen also made me one mug of milo, sweetened by one teaspoonful of sugar - my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-we each read our books until 5;30, when karen started giving ela a massage. dark blue (she lemme choose) with yellow/orange spots today.
-karen took me once more to the loo before leaving. actually, she handed me one mug of water, my second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-when karen left, i started reading eclipse out aloud. hopefully, trace/someone else can take me to see the movie next week!
-PIG mum came down and gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on the treadmill. >< we watched seven's news while i was being gleefully forced to walk. tonight's was read out by kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum then 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes. she tried to cheat, though, not turning up the speed (which starts @ 0.8) until i reminded her.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and several wee chunks of beef with just a hint of tomato sauce. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i thought i could use the loo once more then pop online, but alas, PIG mum had other ideas. she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ mins of hand exercises, then made me walk over to the sink and gleefully forced poor ela to wash all my dishes for me.
-finally, she made me walk to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back for me, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands before making me walk back tothe piano chair, so i could return online.
-meaning my back's rather sore ATM, but i'll endure. i know PIG mum doesn't care, but i'll definitely sit back against the backrest whenever i get the chance.
-toms: argh, one bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< but i think (hope! :P) i'll endure. then aunty wendy's coming over for three hours. :) PIG mum'd better not rock out for lunch with her friends, not unless she's taking me to red rooster for some dinner afterwards on thursday! actually ... i keep forgetting why i can't ring CODA and ask alice why my carer/life coach/support worker can't take me out to book club on thurs night. but wow oh wow - state of origin three's on toms night - GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS! but really, the smelly blues can win if they're desperate - we've already taken out the series. :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, July 5, 2010
tuesday post13
good afternoon! i came online @ 3:10pm, meaning i've still got ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES left of online time tonight!
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1346 steps today.
-i'll come back @ 3:45 and start posting about my day, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 1346 steps today.
-i'll come back @ 3:45 and start posting about my day, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 13c
good evening! my final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4559. righteo, events after this afternoon's post?
-trace arrived slightly late, Forced me to walk to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i creamed myself then trace rekitted me. she also ordered era to rub deo into ela's armpit. trace then asked PIG mum to come into the bathroom so that PIG mum could teach trace how to put on my AFO properly.
-trace Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one pear and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'. i wanted tea, but trace would only put one teaspoonful of sugar in, so i tried for milo, except trace refused to make it with milk in the microwave, only boiling water with a lil milk @ the end. so i stuck with the fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum came downstairs to tell trace what i'd been like in the hospital.
-trace took me once more to the loo before she left. she'll come back on thursday - hopefully on time!
-i did my sudoku while PIG mum plodded away on the treadmill. i have no way of finding out whether she actually plods the thirty minutes she claims to, coz aunty lai and aunty hilda both rang! aunty hilda chatted with me, said she originally broke her hand coz she'd climbed onto some chair to do sth, but somehow fell off. ouch! >< she told me she came to brisbane in 2007, i think? best yet, she wants to invite us over for dinner! i told her that chicken's my favourite meat, but that i'm not really a seafoof fan.
-then, PIG mum gleefully forced me to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill - @ speed 1.4! >< things just keep getting harder and worse ... i started with speed 0.8, then the parents gradually built that up to speed 1.4! ><
-but thanks to PIG mum who put on 'twenty years of westlife', that DVD janice had bought me when i was @ the mater private! we watched up to 'mandy'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and carrot, one slimy chunk of sea cucumber, three tiny chunks of chewy beef, and one miniscule chunk of chicken. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before i popped online. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything, of course.
-toms; no physio, can you believe it?! even better, PIG mum's PROMISED to take me out to luigi's for lunch! i can slurp a cookies and cream gelato shake - PIG mum's having a mint choc chip one, i think? think PIG mum's already decided we can only eat pizza. no biggie, although i'd have liked some pasta. karen's coming toms, and too bad, there's no toastmasters, coz i think toms is only the first tuesday of the month. anyways, PIG mum says i can stay online till 10pm; sweet, that's just over one hour. :) think i'll go watch some naruto; i'm somewhat behind on the episodes, i know. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-trace arrived slightly late, Forced me to walk to my bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. i creamed myself then trace rekitted me. she also ordered era to rub deo into ela's armpit. trace then asked PIG mum to come into the bathroom so that PIG mum could teach trace how to put on my AFO properly.
-trace Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one pear and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'. i wanted tea, but trace would only put one teaspoonful of sugar in, so i tried for milo, except trace refused to make it with milk in the microwave, only boiling water with a lil milk @ the end. so i stuck with the fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum came downstairs to tell trace what i'd been like in the hospital.
-trace took me once more to the loo before she left. she'll come back on thursday - hopefully on time!
-i did my sudoku while PIG mum plodded away on the treadmill. i have no way of finding out whether she actually plods the thirty minutes she claims to, coz aunty lai and aunty hilda both rang! aunty hilda chatted with me, said she originally broke her hand coz she'd climbed onto some chair to do sth, but somehow fell off. ouch! >< she told me she came to brisbane in 2007, i think? best yet, she wants to invite us over for dinner! i told her that chicken's my favourite meat, but that i'm not really a seafoof fan.
-then, PIG mum gleefully forced me to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill - @ speed 1.4! >< things just keep getting harder and worse ... i started with speed 0.8, then the parents gradually built that up to speed 1.4! ><
-but thanks to PIG mum who put on 'twenty years of westlife', that DVD janice had bought me when i was @ the mater private! we watched up to 'mandy'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and carrot, one slimy chunk of sea cucumber, three tiny chunks of chewy beef, and one miniscule chunk of chicken. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before i popped online. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything, of course.
-toms; no physio, can you believe it?! even better, PIG mum's PROMISED to take me out to luigi's for lunch! i can slurp a cookies and cream gelato shake - PIG mum's having a mint choc chip one, i think? think PIG mum's already decided we can only eat pizza. no biggie, although i'd have liked some pasta. karen's coming toms, and too bad, there's no toastmasters, coz i think toms is only the first tuesday of the month. anyways, PIG mum says i can stay online till 10pm; sweet, that's just over one hour. :) think i'll go watch some naruto; i'm somewhat behind on the episodes, i know. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, July 4, 2010
monday post 13b
-this morning, dearest dad decided that he was well enough and kissed me goodbye lots and lots and lots, to make up for when he only kissed bear bear. :)
-i used the pot :P once, then, back in bed, fumbled around for bear bear - but couldn't find him! >< "the silly thing's prolly wriggled himself off the bed, he's such a messy sleeper," said K1. "here, cuddle me instead, @ least i'm clothed! bear bear just runs around all day in his fur." :P
-so i cuddled emperor and snored my head off with him. :P PIG mum came to poke me awake with "ten more mins" some hours later. i counted that time down, then spent the remaining extra time having a chat to percy, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance and patience i'd need to endure through today.
-when PIG mum thundered :P back inside, i used the pot :p once more. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but knowing that PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom, just waited instead.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-first, she forced me to drink one full glass of water - i did so, just 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was about twenty (i lost count, sorry) of those weetbix bites things.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, then she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to guy sebastian's 'the memphis album'.
-oh dear, no carpark available for us on arrival. >< so PIG mum walked me inside first, before going to repark the car.
-margaret the recptionist lady rang upstairs for someone to take me to the gym. genie (not her real name, but genie's as close as i can remember it. :P)Forced me to walk upstairs to the loo, and i managed fine while she went to get a walkbelt for me. i just called, "okay, i'm all done," when i was finished and she came back inside to collect me.
-but HUGE embarrassment! when she was Forcing me to walk into the gym, i opened the bathroom door - and my pants fell down! >< "eep, i'm so sorry!" i squeaked, yanking them up. she just laughed. "relax, no probs," she reassured. "be thankful that it was me with you and not ash."
-phew, no tilt table today! >< :P just lotsa sit-to-stands and some stepping work. i also beat another student, some canadian-born asian, @ connect four 3-2.
-hmm ... trace's here seven minutes late today. i hope i won't haveta start a late trace spreadsheet for her like i did with chrissy!
-anyways, i'll try to bbl with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once, then, back in bed, fumbled around for bear bear - but couldn't find him! >< "the silly thing's prolly wriggled himself off the bed, he's such a messy sleeper," said K1. "here, cuddle me instead, @ least i'm clothed! bear bear just runs around all day in his fur." :P
-so i cuddled emperor and snored my head off with him. :P PIG mum came to poke me awake with "ten more mins" some hours later. i counted that time down, then spent the remaining extra time having a chat to percy, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance and patience i'd need to endure through today.
-when PIG mum thundered :P back inside, i used the pot :p once more. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but knowing that PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom, just waited instead.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-first, she forced me to drink one full glass of water - i did so, just 'incorrectly'.
-breakfast was about twenty (i lost count, sorry) of those weetbix bites things.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, then she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to guy sebastian's 'the memphis album'.
-oh dear, no carpark available for us on arrival. >< so PIG mum walked me inside first, before going to repark the car.
-margaret the recptionist lady rang upstairs for someone to take me to the gym. genie (not her real name, but genie's as close as i can remember it. :P)Forced me to walk upstairs to the loo, and i managed fine while she went to get a walkbelt for me. i just called, "okay, i'm all done," when i was finished and she came back inside to collect me.
-but HUGE embarrassment! when she was Forcing me to walk into the gym, i opened the bathroom door - and my pants fell down! >< "eep, i'm so sorry!" i squeaked, yanking them up. she just laughed. "relax, no probs," she reassured. "be thankful that it was me with you and not ash."
-phew, no tilt table today! >< :P just lotsa sit-to-stands and some stepping work. i also beat another student, some canadian-born asian, @ connect four 3-2.
-hmm ... trace's here seven minutes late today. i hope i won't haveta start a late trace spreadsheet for her like i did with chrissy!
-anyways, i'll try to bbl with my final plodding total and the rest of the day's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 13
good afternoon! i came online @ 3:06pm this arvo, meaning i've still got ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES left for me online tonight! hopefully, PIG mum'll lemme stay online for that long, and then some, so i can start working off the time i'm already owed.
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1913 steps so far today. i'm pretty sure i'll make it past two grand by the end of tonight, especially if horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to plod on that bloody treadmill ... ><
-righteo, gonna check my e-mail now; will bbl @ 3:45 to start posting about my day! (and yesterday's events, too, if i've the time).
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, i've been hard @ work plodding 1913 steps so far today. i'm pretty sure i'll make it past two grand by the end of tonight, especially if horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to plod on that bloody treadmill ... ><
-righteo, gonna check my e-mail now; will bbl @ 3:45 to start posting about my day! (and yesterday's events, too, if i've the time).
cheers,
em. ^^
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