thursday post

good evening! no plodding total from me yet, coz i haven't had dinner yet! i hope i will get some tonight though, PIG mum was a bit mean last night and wouldn't gimme any coz i was online when she and dear dad were having dinner themselves ... oh well. that can count for my skipped meal for the month - apparently, if you skip a meal once a month, it's healthy for you. cool, let's get into it for today!
-em was a happy pig all morning until PIG mum dug her up.
-em felt like she needed to do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water, and helped me to wipe afterwards.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then made - lol, whoops, i forgot, it's a thursday, so i get to type everything out once in full:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she prohibited me from using all capitals, i typed just Forced until she decided that that word offended her and banned that entirely. so i switched to the word contort, but it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that word offended her too, and removed it from the ever shortening list of words i was allowed to use. she said that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made, so i used MADE until she put her foot down again and said it had to all be in lowercase. *sigh* what can i do but comply? anyways, i used made, but added a word, so it became 'gleefully made'. that was until charlsy left a comment on my blog, saying i was only allowed to use made on its own, no adverbs or anything before it. not really sure why i listen to him, after all, it's MY blog afterall, but i guess i follow his order coz i respect him heaps and heaps as a friend.
and the other thing about last night:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer to the dining bench top to drink my nightly half a cuppa of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the benchtop to the bathroom.
3.i was forced to stand while brushing my teeth and flossing.
4. after washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the loo.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
7. after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own pants back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my bed.
-if i don't mention this in any of my posts over the next week, it just means that everything's all the same, ok? no change. ><
-last thing: PIG mum also forced em on a good 5-10mins of left arm and left leg exercises before i was allowed to cuddle my beloved bear bear and sing/count/cry myself to sleep.
-i was also
-oops, am being summoned for dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:10pm
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 7:27pm, and dear dad's just arrived home, too. :)anyways, where was i?
-oh. i was also mega-happy to ring my dear grandma before bed. uncle fung answered, and he told me to hang up so he could ring us back. so i talked to him and aunty nga, who told me all the antics baby mickey's been up to :p before i talked to my grandma, who also prayed with me. that woman is mega-smart, you know! i taught her how to say a few english words: "emily", "milk", and "good night."! woah - it's already 8:30, let's hurry up and start with the spotty points :P for today!
-i just remembered; i'd already started!^^" my bad ... so, let's just continue :p
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ, listening to westlife's the love album. a lot softer than i would have liked it, but i knew better than to turn it up and incur PIG mum's wrath on me! :P
-we arrived, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the toilet. after a tinkle, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the physio gym.
-actually, thanks to amanda-jane who lent me a sexy belt :P
-standing exercises, right arm reachy ones. i'm still scared sh*tless of falling, but i made it.
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to westlife's the love album. i think she likes the line, "once upon a time there was love in my life, but now there's only love in the dark."
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside.
-we rang dear dad, who was in the city.
-lunch was a yummy sausage bun, with a plain glass of milk. PIG mum herself had a polo bun, and very kindly shared with me three tiny nibbles from it.
-PIG mum then forced me on a good 40mins of hand execises, culminating in a walk up to my bedroom and back down.
-i tootled online for awhile until karen arrived.
-she stuck my walkbelt on me and Forced me to walk to the laundry.
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today. thanks to karen who let me have a tinkle before she flipped the water off.
-i got dried, redressed, then karen handed me my cane and Forced me to walk out to the dining hall.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - yay, thanks karen! 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles and a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoons of honey.
-i read for awhile, karen gave my left arm/hand a massage, then forced me to do roughly 20mins of hand exercises, e.g. theraplaydough :p dumbell, picking up my little DBZ characters, etc.
-at 5:30, karen Forced me to walk over to the piano, where i practised piano both hands, 15mins each.
-at 6pm, karen Forced me to walk back to my TV armchair, and flicked on 7's news, read by sharyn ghidella and rod young, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. thanks to karen who also fed me 2 half-crackers.
-we watched today tonight, hosted by matt white, until 6:45. then, karen Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it - and Forced me to walk back to my computer chair.
-her family is having chicken stir fry for dinner tonight! karen got to rock off 10mins early, i'll see her again next thursday.
-i stayed online till 8pm, just chatting to B1. PIG mum came down, she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to eat dinner:rice tonight, with tomato, fish, chicken and egg. surprise! no greens :p washed down with a cup of some juice; i have no idea whether or not PIG mum watered it down heavily.
-PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online.
-well, toms PIG mum is forcing me to go to hydro. my monthlies should have finished today. oh well. >< at least, she's promised to take me to green tea house for lunch toms with aunty vicky. yay! righteo, me going for my weekly naruto fix now. :p goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. eep, i almost forgot! my final plodding total for today stands at 2600.