Monday Post 282c

Good evening again, and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Em’sa final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2109. Ha, I’m over two grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, just as I’m preparing to visit the loo once more, the Glen Hotel fireworks for the little kiddies start! I remember this time last year, we were down @ The Glen with Aunty Catherine and Uncle Calvin; when our chips and pizza arrived, Uncle Calvin laughed and said, “The chips are ALL MINE.” I smirk back @ him and say, “Oh, really? Well, if the chips are all yours, then the PIZZA’S ALL MINE!” Then we both crack into laughter, before sharing everything. XD
• After my final loo trip downstairs for 2018, I haul myself upstairs for my yearly visit to my upstairs room!
• First, I flop on the end room bed; pity that PIG mum has removed Ashton and Digby (the two identical Labrador stuffed toy pups I’d bought from the Post Office years and years ago) elsewhere and I couldn’t bid them HNY!
• Next, I pop into Aunty A’s room but don’t linger coz there’s no seatable surface. I find that my copy of Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy has been placed there, though; I’ve not read that book since like high school and would love reading it again!
• After that’s the trip into the parents’ ensuite master bedroom.
• Which leaves the best room for last: my upstairs bedroom! Inconsiderate PIG mum really didn’t bother cleaning out my bed so I could lie down onto it; I resisted the urge to sweep everything onto the floor and leave the mess for her. X D instead, I place everything into the vacant computer chair then kick off both shoes and lie down, using Bear Bear as my pillow. Thanks to PIG mum who brought him upstairs for me; see, she’s got it in her to be nice! XD
• Bear Bear and I say there for like forty-five minutes; me again talking to God.
• Before I head back downstairs, I pop into the parents bedroom (dad’s playing sudoku) and asking dad will he come and watch the fireworks/cya next year? Dad’s almost asleep already; I just give him a big kiss, visitmy bathroom once more then head back downstairs. Yay that PIG mum wasn’t around, I got to lean against the railing and carefully lower myself down.
• After I publish this post, I’ll haveta go finish my reflections for 2018!
• May also haveta haul myself upstairs AGAIN to watch the NY fireworks; the downstairs television doesn’t have reception tonight! ><
• Toms: January the 1^st, 2019! Will try my best to be outta bed before midday; for some reason I think you’ll get bad luck all year unless you’re outta bed by midday for the first day of the new year. XD
• Perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? I’m only seeing Aunty Ann for a comy massage and most places aren’t open Jan the 1^st.
• Sadly, that means nobody’s coming to supervise my shower, either … *sigh*
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms; cya all next year!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 282b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1628 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘A Final Word’. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Once I published the previous post, I started penning my Reflections for 2018!
• When the parents called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one table before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa some vegetable, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, one wee slice of delicious egg and two thin strips of yummy BBQ chook.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Will use the loo once more @ 9pm, make my yearly hike upstairs to my old bedroom with Bear Bear before coming back down to finish my reflections for this year then watching the fireworks come midnight! If I don’r post once more tonight, happy NYE, bye 2018 and welcome 2019!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 282

Good afternoon and HAPPY NYE, everyone! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1133 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Time To Clean House!’ Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:46pm, I lasted 6:19. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 4:01pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:44. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night; what a great way to end the year! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Daddy Bear and I then cuddled and snored (cozit’s really hot now, usually he’ll sleep to the side and Juice’ll sleep over Tum Tum, but PIG mum lemme turn on the air con last night – please note I said she lemme turn the air con on; she didn’t turn it on for me – and since it was cooler, Daddy Bear resumed his usual spot), me waking hourly for the pot :P until PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’d let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly not only with the bra strap but the tee coz dearest dad’s home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• A rather boring breakfast to finish 2018 with: two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Before leaving to meet Kristen and Mrs. Grassick for lunch, I do a stinky unspeakable.
• PIG mum tootles us off to Café Mi to meet Mrs. Grassick and Kristen for lunch! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she decides we’ll listen to the Voice Of China judge all day and today, Era helps Ela stretch for twenty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helps rub Ela’s fingers for about four mother.
• Inconsiderate mother doesn’t bother checking underground for parking; instead, she zooms straight upstairs where of course all the disability spots are taken. For some reason, she bitches like that’s MY fault?? Whatever. Luckily, there’s one available spot outside the cinemas; PIG mum parks there and I haul myself up the ramp into the building then down the ramp into Café Mi.
• When Kristen and Mrs. Grassick arrive, there’s hugs all around! I invite Kristen to sit beside me on the comfy leather sofa; PIG mum and Mrs. Grassick take the normal chairs facing us.
• For lunch, I have half the Western meal with a cold milk tea, PIG mum has half the Asian meal with a hot lemon water, Kristen got chow kway teow and Mrs. Grassick had noodle soup. Over lunch, PIG mum yaps happily @ Mrs. Grassick while Kristen and I chat about everything.
• After lunch, we each eat one darn tart!
• Then hugs all around and promises to stay in touch before PIG mum tootles us home.
• Huh, I feel ripped off: since dearest dad’s already home, PIG mum gets off from having to turn the alarm off. *sigh*
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :p table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s the second half of lunch, plus one mug of peppermint tea. Happiness is getting to read my illustrated HP3 for one hour~ As for Kim, after she cleans the bathroom, she sits and very gently and very sporadically massages Ela for about seventy minutes, while watching YouTube clips and letting PIG mum yap @ her.
• Before Kim leaves @ 3:30pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I’d better start penning my 2018 reflections; it’s 2019 toms!
• So perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? I’m waiting for 2019 to arrive before hitting the sack but will try my best to get up before midday passes toms!
• Better get started on my 2018 reflections; hopefully bbl tonight otherwise cya all next year!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 282e

Good evening again and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2829 and secondsly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend’s now ten. Ha, it reached double digits. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Thirdly, I don’t even LIKE cherries! But I munched seven, and the orange infusion from Anna was yummy~
• Showered afterwards. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• For dinner tonight, dad took us out to Sunnybank Oriental. Sharing two meals between three people plus a congee and adding that he took like half a meal for his lunch means I seriously got piss little but hey, I’m used to it. *sigh*
• Dad drove us home, I used the loo for one tinkle then returned online.
• Toms: I seriously can’t wait to meet Kristen and her mum for our early lunch @ Café Mi; it’s been more than one DECADE!
• Kim’s minding me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm.
• Toms night I’m hiking upstairs and visiting my upstairs bedroom then coming back down to write my 2018 reflections! It’s the only day of the year where I don’t hit the sack till after midnight! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts!that doesn’t usually happen Sundays~ XD

Sunday Post 282d

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2461 (and I’m certain I’ll have passed 2500 before the night’s out XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Amen’. Anyways, continuing events for Sunday?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately booted  me offline. Thus began a stressful arvo for me, just like I’d predicted. *sigh*
• Firstly, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! What’s just as hard/even harder to endure’s having to listen to PIG mum gimme order after order, like I’m that dumb I don’t even know what I’m supposed to  be doing! Well, hello, of COURSE I know how Ela’s supposed to act but alas, the message just gets lost going from the brain to her! >< *sigh*
• Secondly, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk around and prepare arvo tea, etc. I seriously don’t get it: can’t she understand that just coz standing comes as naturally as breathing to her, some (i.e. me) aren’t good @ standing anymore??
• Thirdly, I don’t even LIKE cherries!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 282c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1468 9and I’m certain I’ll have cracked 1.5 grand before the day’s out XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now only nine. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Actually, nature called again shortly before PIG mum started her daily a-THUMPING; after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• Carol came to help me up at 8am; she was good; after she’d bid me good morning and daddy Bear had nodded greetings to her, she’d let us be for fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum XD
• Now @ 3;20pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:37. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also finished one more noteworthy game lasting 7;15 and a forth lasting like 8:08!
• When Carol came back, she got me kitted and we headed over to the bathroom where I brushed teeth. Thanks to Carol who squirted me some toothpaste; EWla enjoyed another break~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast was two Weet-Bix with a drizzle of honey (I didn’t ask; Carol offered!! :D) and all my usual drugs. :P over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After breakfast, I plopped online for one hour, before Carol drove me to church for the final ESS of the year!
• I grabbed my usual spot to the most left, and got to stay seated for worship, yay. Josh Cham sat beside me; he even pulled up today’s lyrics on his smartphone for me when some really tall uncle sat directly in front of me and blocked our view of the projected screen! I sang everthing, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< On the bright side, I’ve been allowed to remain seated for worship THE WHOLE YEAR! :D
• Another guest speaker today, since the Lungs are still interstate. His sermon was about taming the tongue.
• Afterwards, I chatted with Josh and Tony before PIG mum finished her gossip and coffee session with the other aunties who aren’t bothered with attending Bible study like my dearest dad and came to pick me up.
• I used the loo again for one more tinkle then PIG mum tootled me off for lunch with dearest dad @ the Warrigal Square Maccas.
• Another five dollar cheap lunch special for each of us; I quite like the chicken McFeasts! Pity that dad nabbed most of my chips, though. *sigh*
• Before returning home, PIG mum and I bought groceries @ the Warrigal Square Woolies. We even bumped inyo Uncle NSW and Aunty Jo!
• Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: it’s NYE! But that’s not why I’m really excited. No, the reason I’m super-excited’s because PIG mum and I are meeting Kristen Grassick and her mum for lunch @ Café Mi; I haven’t seen her since I was released from the insane asylum more than ONE DECADE ago!
• We’re meeting them for an early lunch @ like 11:30am, coz Kim’s coming to mind me from like 12:30pm till 3:30pm, meaning nobody’s coming for the usual 4-6pm shift.
• And since it’s NYE, I’m gonna haveta hike upstairs and visit my upstairs bedroom with Bear Bear before coming back down to write my reflections for 2018! Then hopefully come 11:45pm I’ll be seated in front of the television and waiting for the countdown!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing to their YEAR toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 282b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 253 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘It Ends With Me’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s only eight but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR online when I get back home from church this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep, coz doesn’t PIG mum usually start a-THUMPING around @ 7:20am?
• At 10:13am I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:35. Now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 282

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 282d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1467. Lol, if toms I login a smaller plodding total than I have for today, I’ll really laugh my head off coz while I’ve stayed @ home all day today, I’m going out toms! XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• I continued writing my special blog post about Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing day until 9pm, when I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over..
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Well, the special thing can be it’s the last ESS for 2018!
• Hoping to have lunch out with other ESS peers afterwards; fully expecting a cheap lunch out with the parents @ Maccas. *sigh*
• Dreading a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. *another sigh*
• But dad had better take us out for dinner toms night! Righteo, hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 282c

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1401 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Come Quickly’. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

• When the parentsa called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• The usual boiled, tasteless dinner: rice, lotsa some green vegetable, two/three slices of soup pork and one yummy chunk of tofu. For some reason, the parents keep getting Ela to hold a dumbbell while I eat? Doesn’t concern me; I’m too busy munching dinner. XD
• Dinner finished, itake my bowl over to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 282b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1205. Not bad for someone who’s not left the house today, eh? XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Thanks to dad who’d cooked yummy ham and eggs for breakfast and left me one, not half, a sandwich; thanks also to Besta who added cheese, cooked the bread yummy and made me one big of white tea with two sugars.
• Now @ 6:16pm, I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:57. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve actually played one more memorable game lasting 7:05 and another lasting 8:21!
• Happiness was getting to read my illustrated HP3 for 1.25 hours! This morning, I reached pg. fifty @ 11:04am and finished page seventy-five @ 11:46am. As for Besta, after tidying my room, she sat and massaged Ela very gently for exactly one hour while watching Today Extra.
• At midday Besta took me once to the loo and made me another big mug of white tea with two sugars. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I tried ringing Aunty Lai without success so instead read for another fifteen minutes then tried reaching Aunty Nga, only Annie jie jie answered and said she was out!
• Instead, I read for ten more minutes then @ 12:30pm, headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Besta who helped me dry my back and Era) and mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Besta who helped me cream my back and Era). When Besta rekitted me, I had one tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps.
• Back outside, lunch was one big bowl of Besta’s yummy fried rice plus my third and final large mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars. Over lunch, I read for another twenty minutes, reaching pg. 100 @ 1:26pm and finishing pg. 111 @ 1:36pm
• Before Besta left, I went and did a stinky unspeakable.
• I tootled happily online for my most important two hours online of the day, pausing for about thirty minutes to help Mickey with his English homework when Aunty Nga sent two over that she wanted checking.
• After my most important two hours of the day were up, I headed over to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. Thanks to PIG mum who’d left me one lil mini muffin~ Happinness was reading the illustrated HP3 for one more hour; it’s only Saturday when I get to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~ I finished pg. 125 @ 4;51pm and reached pg. 150 @ 5:30pm.
• Having read for a blissful three hour, I used the loo for one more tinkle and was almost back online when I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to head outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Trust her to come up with a way to spoil my weekend. >< Not only that, I had to bend to the floor no less than SIX times to retrieve pegs clumy Ela had knocked to the ground. *sigh* Oh, and that’s why my plodding total’s over 1000 even though I’ve not left the house today: Ela was clumsily waving her arm around trying to reach the pegs; Wally interpreted that as movement and awarded her steps. XD
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed dearest dad comes back to pick me up for ESS and not PIG mum, coz while dad sees me safely seated before leaving, PIG mum’s in too much of a hurry to join her aunty friends for their coffee and gossip session to care whether/not I make it safely to my usual seat. *sigh*
• Expecting the parents to restrict me to a cheap lunch @ Maccas with them then a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. *sigh*
• But dad had better take us all out for dinner together if the parents won’t lemme out for lunch with my ESS peers!
• Anyways, off to continue my special blog post about Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day now; hopefully bbl after dinner else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 282

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding only 591 steps (coz obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and secondly, TWFT topic’s “What’s Your Net Worth?” Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:23pm, I lasted 5:40. Now, lemme finish one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• The teddies and I cuddle and have an incredible snore, with me not waking again for the pot :P until PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs @ like 7:20am; usually nature calls every hour after that first wakeup call!
• After she’s hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her morning’s work and dearest dad has retucked the teddies and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so we can snore in peace, before returning to sleep I spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Then what a sleep we have! Usually, nature calls once again around 8:45am and once more around 9:45am, but this morning the teddies and I snored all the way till like 9:20am before nature called again!
• After counting to like 200 and realising I’d not fall back asleep before Besta arrived, I spend a final ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Besta arrives promptly @ 10am; she and dearest dad chat briefly outside before entering my room. Dad goes, “Hi, Em!” I raise Daddy Bear to nod @ him; smart Besta just laughs, adds her good morning and offers us fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• When Besta comes back, I use the pot :P once more for one tinkle and excitedly tell her about my not one, not two but THREE dreams this week! Besta gets me kitted then we head over to the bathroom where I brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once weekly break~
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 278g

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2124 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s now fifteen. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Toms: it’s the third last day for 2018! Expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm; will remember to shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim’s not coming 4-6pm. Looking forward to enjoying my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars; also hoping I’ll get the chance to read the illustrated copy of HP3 for three hours! :D Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SEVEN posts! Think that’s only like the sixth time it’s ever happened. XD

Friday Post 378f

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @2062 (ha, I’m just over two grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘My Savior Leads Me… And Francie’. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• When dearest dad gets home, I enquire after his tummy. Phew, it’s only mine that’s stuffed up; both the parents are fine. PIG mum tumbles down from her long afternoon nap (which has stretched all the way into the evening XD) and feeds me two Mylanta tablets. Phew, they work and now Tum Tum feels much better~
• Before dinner, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle then back to join the parents @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• The usual boiled, tasteless dinner: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some tofu and two/three slices of tasteless soup beef/pork.
• Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of hot soup before I take my bowl over to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I've already managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Friday Post 278e

Potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1921. Well, hopefully I’ll reach two grand before the night’s out~ Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

Nature called again around 6:20am, and after another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking hourly for the pot :P before PIG mum comes and helps me very slightly with just the bra strap, before she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted. Usually, when dad’s home, she’ll help me with the tee too, but she refused today because I always tuck Ela’s thumb into my fist before pulling the tee on. I don’t know what’s her problem: I’ve always done that ever since Annette told me she’d heard of careless carers who’d accidentally BROKEN their client’s thumb coz they weren’t careful where it was! O_o Anyhow, she got cranky I did that and stormed outta the room, leaving me to get myself mostly iondependently kitted.
• Now @ 6;32pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:11. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again till toms, coz I’ve also played not one but TWO more noteworthy games: one lasting 7:47 and the other 8:21!
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

I’ve forgotten what breakfast was, but over it, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Think I popped online till I was summoned over for lunch? ‘Twas surprisingly tasty leftovers, which was washed down with one mug of tea.
• Dad drove me to see ray for some acupuncture and massage. For some reason, during the treatment Tumtum started hurting? Not run to the toilet and have diarrhoea pain but just a throbbing near the top of Tumtum. ><
• PIG mum wasn’t home after dad drove us home; she’d gone to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• When Kim arrived two minutes early (thanks to dad who didn’t leave until she arrived, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous trip to the front door) I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :p table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s some yummy mango and one small mug of green tea. Thanks to Kim who brings my new illustrated HP3 over; I happily read for one hour. As for her, Kim cleans the bathroom then very gently and very sporadically massages Ela for seventy minutes, while watching her YouTube videos.
• After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles then back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: expect a pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm; will remember to shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim’s not coming 4-6pm.
• Then fingers crossed dad will take us out for dinner together toms night!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts today - and dinner's not even been called yet! XD

Friday Post 278d

Three good afternoons! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1752 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Anyways, continuing today’s events?

• At 3:39pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. Now, lemme finish one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 278c

Good afternoon again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1195 but secondly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online when I get back from seeing Ray!! Righteo, events for today?

• Aww, my awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:35am this morning, when nature nudged me awake and demanded I use the pot. :P Still, no complaints: I’ve had an INCREDIBLE year; TWENTY-FOUR times where I’ve enjoyed ONE CONSECUTIVE WEEK of awesome sleeps! :D

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 278b

Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too wzxited whenever I get the chance to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1099 steps (ha, I’m just over one grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Listen, And Be Willing To Take Advice’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s fourteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online when I get back home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 278

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 278b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1599 (ha, I’m over 1.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Heartbroken Holiday’. Righteo, probable final, final events for Thursday?

• Before Leanne and Peggy arrived, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. What good timing: they arrived just when I came out!
• Dinner was @ Sunny Seoul Korean BBQ restaurant! We shared sweet chicken (my favourite), ox tongue, beef, pork and side dishes. Leanne even ordered one bowl of rice for me~ Over dinner, we just all chatted. Did you know, Aunty Lin actually got a release cert from the insane asylum! Also, nowadays, you don’t haveta go to the insane asylum for day hospital rehab physio; they come to your place!
• Dinner finished, we were gonna have shaved ice for dessert @ Just Soy Café, but can you believe it: the place was closed! Not sure if it’s permanently shut down/closed for Christmas and will reopen next year but instead, we went to Excellent Kitchen @ Pinelands Plaza! I think last time I went there with my small group for bubble tea but tonight we went and shared one plate of shaved ice! The place must’ve been busy: they were outta pearls but seriously, which self-respecting place runs outa pearls come night?? XD
• Back home, Leanne and Peggy tried to help me install Google Hangouts so I can use Gmail chat on my mobile but instead I think they killed my phone! O_o XD Nah, they didn’t really, but I’ve told them I’m expecting a new one for my birthday. XD
• I used the loo for one more tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Think I’m only seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage in the early arvo. Fingers crossed I’ll get to watch Nine’s morning news!
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, coz she’s not coming Saturday. Second fingers crossed: that I’ll get to read for one hour toms arvo.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thurday Post 278

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1198 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Want To Be Successful? Consult The Lord’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after I get home tonight!! Argh, looks like it’ll be the SECOND CONSECUTIVE DAY where I don’t get MY MOST IMPORTANT TWO HOURS OF THE DAY online, argh! >< *sigh* Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:40pm, I lasted 6:21. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay. 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like the past three days, nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 6;30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Now @ 4:00pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:28. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Suddenly Fi can’t make it, meaning I’ll have time for my most important two hours online of the day after all, yay! Righteo, continuing today’s events?

• When Kim arrives to help me up @ 8am, I’ve just had another dream! In my 88^th dream for 2018, I’m @ small group karaoke! I’m belting out Britney Spears’ “Oops I did it again’ when ding dong, Kim arrives! She pops her head in, saying good morning, then leaves Daddy Bear and I be for our fifteen more minutes. Only she comes in thirty seconds too early! Instead of giving her the instant bear bum, Era raises Daddy Bear to face Kim and I mutter, “Thirty more seconds.” Instead of arguing, kim leaves us be and goes to empty the pot :p instead. Good girl. XD
• When Kim comes back, we get me kitted (she does my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces; I do my pants, tee, socks and shoes) then I head over to brush teeth (Ela enjoys her extra break). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is two plain Weet-Bix without honey, all my usual drugs :P and half a big mug of water. Well, PIG mum poured me the BIGGEST mug we’ve got and I was gonna pour it down the drain, but Kim insisted I drink half. Deal. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Once PIG mum finishes getting ready for her half day’s work, she comes downstairs and sends us packing! Kim tootles us off to the Sunnybank Plaza Hoyts cinemas, finding us parking underground, sweet~
• At the cinemas, I take a seat while Kim goes and buys tickets, drinks and hotcakes (in Canto: har siu beng). Then I use the loo once before we enter the cinema; sweet, it’s the one just outside the loo and Kim says sit on ground level and don’t ascend any stairs coz the cinemas are already full~
• Great movie! Pity I suffered a lil lbl thrice, but Kim washed my pants for me, so hopefully PIG mum won’t notice~ There were about four instances of that big orchestral sounding music that I love~
• Now @ 5:14pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejewelws lasting 7:54. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD
• Afterwards, I used the loo once more then we went and had lunch @ Café Mi! I had the western meal (pork chop with diced vegies in gravy) with a cold milk tea, while Kim had the Asian meal (fish fillet with vegies in rive) with a hot coffee).
• Lunch finished, I hiked back to the 4WD and Kim drove us home. Somewhere along Warrigal road, I passed another level of Candy Crush! But it’s nothing to get excited over; I’ve only reached level 209. XD
• Dearest dad was waiting @ home when we returned~
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 26% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with my bra strap, Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I went over to the loo, did a stinky unspeakable (thanks to Kim who passed me one mug of water), dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the computer, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I popped online while Kim started very gently massaging Ela. Yay, PIG mum got home just before Kim left~
• Fiona Mok was gonna come bearing DVD movie and popcorn,  but was running late so we’ve rescheduled for Jan the 3^rd!
• At 6pm, I’m going out for dinner with Leanne and Peggy!
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Think I’m only seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage.
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, coz she’s not coming Saturday.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers again,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 281e

Good evening and probably one final greeting for Wednesday! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1603 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘The Second Advent’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after I let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!! >< Argh, what a crummy way to end Boxing Day. *sigh* Will definitely try to get a special blogf post up about Boxing Day and Christmas before 2019 arrives, so just super-briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Did a stinky unspeakable before hitting the Boxing day sales.
• Hallelujah, the parents lemme use Sparkless2! Yay that I got to browse and enjoy the day~
• I had thirty bucks to spend; dunno why the parents wouldn’t lemme buy a book? I was eyeing eith Feist’s or Reilly’s new novel …
• Had 1.5 sushi rolls for lunch with water.
• Bough two tees from Jay Jays!
• Came home, popped online till PIG mum said shower. Softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Went with Aunty A to Cha Kee for PIG mum’s birthday dinner; she got a one dollar steak!
• Came home and opened my meagre stack of Christmas presents. Still, thanks, Santa! :D
• Toms: Kim’s minding me from 8am till 3:30pm! Only coz we already went shopping last week; we’re gonna see a movie toms!
• In the arvo, Fi, Ciana and Callum and bringing popcorn and movie over to watch!
• Then toms night I’m meeting Peggy and Madam Hippo for dinner!
• Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I managed FIVE posts, but Wednesday doesn't come till toms! XD