Sunday Post 280d

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1479. Oh, I’m positive I’ll have cracked 1.5 grand before the night’s out! XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland after her long afternoon nap, I was ready for arvo tea then shower, but first I hate to let her gleefully force me on seventeen minutes worth of those exercises Steve left me.
• Surely arvo tea and shower would follow next? Nope, then I had to let PIG mum gleefully force me on 30+ minutes of the exercises Alyssa left me.
• Finally, ‘twas afternoon tea time! Not sure why PIG mum insists I hold a knife ‘her’ way; I find I have much more control when I put the pointer finger @ the top, but hey. Personally I’m just proud that Ela finished feeding me the banana before dearest dad got home from arvo tea and badminton with his mates, meaning PIG mum didn’t get the chance to show off to dad how much power she has over me, ha.
• Oolong tea drunk, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, then after pig mum dried my back for me, I dried the rest of myself. I also rekitted myself, PIG mum only helping with my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces. I’ve still not figured how just standing there smugly watching me struggle to pull my sticky shirt down teaches me to be more independent but hey; if that’s what floats PIG mum’s boat, so be it. I’m fine, coz I’m seated and can fully concentrate.
• After using the loo for one more tinkle (at least kim lifts up the toilet seat for me; PIG mum can’t be bothered), drying inside both ears and washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dad’s @ church for choir practice now; when he gets back we’ll finally decorate the Christmas tree! Then hopefully dad’ll take PIG mum and I out for dinner~
• So hopefully bbl later tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^