Monday, December 10, 2018

Monday Post 279d


Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential fnal, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2033. Ha, I’m just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

  • Now @ 4:57pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:31. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Afterwards, the teddies and I had a MASSIVE snore, me not waking again for the pot :p until dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for his hard day’s work @ 7:45pm!
  • Once dearest dad’s left there’s no more sleeping on my part, though, coz PIG mum’s blasted alarm suddenly goes off! When she lets herself into my room I mutter sleepily @ her, “I’ve only got hydro this arvo; why are you here so early?’ PIG mum laughs, saying silly you forgot Alyssa was coming! XD
  • After giving myself fifteen more minutes I use the pot :p for one more tinkle then get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).
  • Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast, one full mug of water (which I try unsuccessfully to tip down the sink three times but am caught by PIG mum each time and have to drink it, in the end), all my usual drugs :p and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • That done, I return to the gobbling :p table and read my book until Alyssa arrives to give Ela occupational therapy fr one hour. Not only does she lemme stay seated all day, she even removes some of the LAYERS of padding that PIG mum puts on every single chair I sit on, yay!
  • After she leaves, I use the loo for one more tinkle then return online to watch Nine’s morning news. All the interesting surnames I found are noted in an earlier post.
  • When PIG mum summoned me over for lunch, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Lunch was some rice with tasteless boiled leftovers and was washed down with one mug of oolong tea, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • At 1;50pm, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the garage, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. PIG mum and I slathered sunscreen on.
  • When Tina arrived too we all got into the Camry and PIG mum tootles me off for blasted hydro. That’s the 7TH week I’ve had to endure this horrid therapy for her. *sigh*
  • Hydro was awful, but what I’m most excited about: Claire told me they were selling MINION DUMPLINGS @ Coles!
  • Back home, I headed into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. Like yesterday,  I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when Tina was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was some yummy mango and one mug of yummy peppermint tea. Tina cleaned the bathroom then left @ 3;30; I’ll see her @ the CODA Christmas party this Thursday!
  • After happily reading for one hour, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum’ll take me out to Coles to buy the minion dumplings! I’m such a retard; when she first told me about then, my first thought reaction was you mean someone caught a minion, minced him up and stuffed him into a dumpling?? Then I realized obviously they must’ve been pork dumplings with a minion picture on the packet. XD Still, a Google search doesn’t reveal any … I sure hope we can find some toms!
  • Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage toms arvo; bet PIG mum’s simply dying to yap @ her. XD
  • Will haveta stay online till 4:40pm coz then Carol’s taking me out to somewhere fancy for the Toastmasters Christmas party!
  • So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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