Sunday Post 279c

Probably one final good evening and greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probablr final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2191 (ha, I’m over two grand XD0 and secondly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend’s now only four. Righteo, probable final, final events for Sunday?

• After doing those exercises for ages, ‘twas FINALLY arvo tea time! One juicy pear and one mug of oolong tea. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me the pear, but I didn’t really mind coz (1) I was seated and could fully concentrate, (2) PIG mum kindly turned Seven’s 6pm news on for me and (3) the moment dad arrived home Era took over and quickly stuffed the rest of the pear into my gob, meaning PIG mum didn’t get to show off to dad how much power she has over me.
• Once I finished arvo tea, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (PIG mum only ever helps dry my back; she doesn’t even dry Era, sheesh) then mostly rekitted myself (PIG mum only helped with my bra strap, Elf’s AFO and both laces). She was also unhelpful and wouldn’t pass me a tissue to dry inside both ears with; I had to walk over and get the tissue myself. She’s unhelpful like that, yeah. *sigh* Then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When the parents called time to leave, I used the loo for one more tinkle then climbed into the 4WD.
• Tonight dad tootled us for dinner @ Sunnybank oriental, but on arrival we saw it’d closed for renovations! “Oh yeah, someone told me that was happening!” cries PIG mum, but surprisingly, can’t remember who. XD
• Instead, we have dinner @ Vietnam Corner and it’s packed, presumably because everyone who was going to Sunnybank Oriental for dinner ended up there instead!
• Amazingly, we got THREE meals, not two, meaning I had a HK-style cold  already! :F Vietnam Corner’s also high class coz they’ve got like SIX set meals! Also, we bumped into Uncle Ching and Sylvia jie jie! Then best of all, after dinner I randomly pass not one, not two, but THREE levels of Candy Crush! :D Not that it’s anything to get excited about; I’ve only reached level 208. XD
• Afterwards, dad tootled us home, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over..
• Toms: hopefully PIG mum’ll lemme watch Nine’s morning news!
• We’ll have lunch wqith dearest dad @ home`
• Then Tina’s taking me to blasted hydrotherapy. That’s the 7^th week I’ve endured that pointless, awful therapy. >< *sigh8 But hopefully afterwards Tina will have time to wash the bathroom and feed me arvo tea before she leaves! Me, I’m hoping to read for one hour and maybe even watch the evening news! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Okay, somewhere I muddled the format up; the bullet points are aligned right not left and there’s a ‘milk tea’ floating around somewhere. Oh wells. XDmilk tea