Friday Post 286e

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2155 (see? Told you I'd pass two grand! XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now thirty-five. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she arrived exactly @ 4pm, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself.
• After logging outta everything, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after 14% but happily lean against the right side rail and water myself for anther tinkle before calling for Kim.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) ten mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and botlaces). Then I lift the loo lid, sit for ne tinkle, dry inside bth ears, wash and dry Era hen walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Arvo tea was the yummy kaarage chicken sushi roll PIG mum lemme buy earlier this arvo; thanks also to Kim for ne small cup of white tea sweetened wth one spoonful f honey! Happiness was reading for ne hour although I'm not really enjoying the novel.Pity Ten's sports report didn't show; @ 5:55pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles ten back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• I signed Kim off with my thanks and byes; she's back Sunday and taking me to church!
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total because if I'm going out, it's not until night. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower@ 12:30pm coz Kim doesn't come Saturday anymore. Looking forward to my three big mugs f white tea with two sugars and fingers crossed for the chance to read for three hours!
• Then hopefully dad'll take PIG mum and I out for our once weekly dinner toms night; I can't Sunday night because I'm watching the NRL grand final! 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^