Friday Post 288f

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2217. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

·        At 9pm, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Might do more tomorrow coz I’m not sure I’ve fully cleared my bowels yet, but mindful of the fact that PIG mum’s always screeching @ me not to sit over the loo for long lest I grow haemorrhoids. XD

·        Toms: usually Saturday’s my sleep-in day but instead dearest dad are attending Mel’s and Leo’s wedding! Instead of coming @ 10am Besta’s coming @ 8am and helping me get ready!

·        Although I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that PIG mum’ll use the refreshments I’m presuming will be served after the service toms as my lunch …

·        May haveta use my two most important hours of the day toms to instead write a letter out to my most beloved maternal grandma and ask PIG mum to read it aloud for me when she goes to ‘sol mol’ (say that in Canto) …\

·        Then toms night we’re attending the wedding reception @ Parklands! Personally I’d prefer a Western wedding reception, but hey. XD Just hoping I’m sitting @ some different table to dad; tonight he randomly chucked a cow @ me for stuffing my mouth full when I eat! Lol, I’m not a dainty eater; I like to cram my mouth full before chewing nut somehow dad regards it like SINFUL to stuff your mouth more than half full before you chew? Beats me! XD Hence why I’m calling Aunty Nga tonight and not toms night.

·        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts; that’s even rarer than five! XD