Saturday Post 307

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday actually stands @ 5404 (ha, I'm just over half a normal person; must've been all the treadmill plodding I did @ the NAB yesterday XD); secondly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 750 (coz I'm not leaving the house today) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Examine Your Ways!' Anyways, just briefly, let's start off with last night's events first!

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:25pm, I lasted 6:25. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 3:43pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:01. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD But super-briefly, coz I've spent too long playing and checking Facebook:
• The Broncos lost last night!! ><
• Second consecutive night Elf got to wear a sock to sleep~
• Today: Woo hoo, 9th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am~
• Kim minded me from 10am till 2pm.
• Read for seventy minutes first up, while Kim massaged Ela very gently and very sporadically for fifty minutes. Reached pg. 444 @ 11:04 and then reached pg. 450 @ 11:22.
• Rang Aunty Lai just after midday and spoke with her for 9:18~
• Showered @ 12:30pm - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 12% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Kim.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was one full bowl of Kim's yummy fried rice.
• Once I've finished my most important two hours online, I'll use the loo for one more tinkle and then read for another fifty-five minutes; it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Originally 'twas our first service back @ church followed with a community lunch but those cabbages (using Supreme Leader's words) spoilt everything when they didn't self-isolate!
• Actually Kim was coming @ 8:30am to help me up; originally she was going to take me out for breakfast too, because of that huge fright I recently suffered, but because she wasn't feeling well today we both wore masks and just then CODA rang and said she's pulled outta the shift! Hope she's alright ... suppose we'll postpone our breakfast out; can't see the parents letting another carer randomly taking me out.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 308

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4434 steps (aww, how come I couldn't have plodded ten more steps? 4444 would've sounded cooler! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Value Of A Confidant' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty-six but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the Broncos play tonight!! Argh, what a crummy end to the week. >< *sigh*  Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:58pm, I lasted 5:10. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Actually, doesn't matter that I've not had the time to finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes; I'll still willingly hit the sack tonight coz I've actually played one game lasting 8:41! But super-briefly, coz I've got less than fifteen minutes left:
• Woo hoo, 8th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:10am~
• Enjoyed my delicious chocolate custard bun for breakfast and then Kim tootled me off to the NAB for physio: thirty-five minutes treadmill walking, reaching speed 2.8m/s
• Got home, showered and then an avocado sandwich for lunch.
• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; huge thanks to her who lifted the toilet lid for me!
• Came home and had half a coffee bun for arvo tea; again thanks to Aunty Ann!
• Will use loo then head over to watch Nine's 6pm news soon: the 95TH time I'll have watched it!
• Then will wolf down dinner, use loo again and watch the Broncos play! If they win, I'm staying for Friday night knockoff; if they lose, I'm going to bed. XD
• Expect a super-pissy plodding total from me (750) coz I'll prolly stay @ home all day. Kim's coming to help me up @ 10am; will shower @ 12:30pm coz nobody comes Saturday afternoons anymore. Hoping to read for three blessed hours and looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's Shining Light
• P.P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Victim Or Victor?'

Thursday Post 308c

One final good evening for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3751. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• When I was summoned for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get this morning for dinner; July's been satisfied TWENTY-THREE times!!! :D :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cabbage, two lil chunks of taro and a little of I've forgotten what meat ... pork, maybe? XD
• Dinner was gulped (not spooned coz this soup's yucky) with one bowl of yucky soup, after which I complied with dad's demand I watch the first half of the St. George vs. Rabbitohs match before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Tonight's ice cream night; yay for that! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Hope PIG mum remembers ... I totally forgot till 9:33pm! XD
• Toms: hoping PIG mum'll help me up coz isn't Kim taking me to the NAB for physio @ 10:30am? Actually, think I've got an OT session with Tiff first ... whoops Era's not practised any touch typing. XD
• Will get home, shower, have lunch and then see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceaselessly @ her. XD
• But that means Kim's not coming back for the 4-6pm shift ... will prolly haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a banana. *sigh*
• Hoping to watch the entire Nine's 6pm news bulletin; the 95TH time I'll have watched it!
• Then I'll wolf down dinner super-quickly, use the loo and be seated on the sofa with Carnival ready to watch the Broncos play! If they win, I'm definitely staying to watch Friday night knockoff; if they lose, I'm sitting the sack. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a  smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 308b

Heylo again and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total now stands @ 3632; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Touch The Needy' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Miracles Over The Spirit'. So hopefully brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 308

Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3361 steps and secondly, TWFT topic's "Your Daily 'Spiritual Supplements'". Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:04pm, I lasted 5:08. "Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 7th consecutive sleep last night! That's the 19TH time this year I've enjoyed one straight week of awesome sleeps! :D True, unfortunately, there were two/three instances of lbl but since Tina would be helping me up this morning I hoped PIG mum wouldn't realise and bite my head off. XD
• Nature called again @ 6:50am; after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:00am 
  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• One hour later, nature called again; after another pot :P trip I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Now @ 5:50pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:08. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz like yesterday, I've played one more game lasting exactly eight minutes!
• Today Tina arrived ten minutes late. When she gave her funny knock, opened the door and sang good morning, Shirley nodded back @ her. Tina just went "Okay," and left! Shirley was like, score, she didn't say fifteen more minutes; when she comes back you can demand fifteen more minutes then. XD
• Actually Tina came back after only fourteen minutes, but Shirley imperiously shooed her away after I muttered "Fifteen more minutes" and she really left! Twenty-nine more minutes, score! XD
• When Tina came back a second time, I used the pot :P once more and then gave her step-by-step instructions on how to get me kitted for today.
• After brushing teeth (thanks to Tina who squirted me some toothpaste), I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast was one of PIG mum's yummy green tea buns, all my usual drugs :P and one very watery mug of Milo. PIG mum forgot the extra mug of water and I certainly wasn't gonna ask for one coz my Milo tasted very watery! When I asked Tina why she hadn't made the Milo with milk, she answered that's how PIG mum told her to make it. *sigh* Another thing I can be cranky @ PIG mum for; she already took away my beanie with a pom pom and swapped it for the red Arsenal beanie coz she said it wasn't 'cold enough'! I mean what the heck? It's like the middle of Winter! >< *sigh* But huge thanks to Tina who turned on Sunrise for my viewing pleasure~
• Breakfast finished, I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I get into Tina's car and she tootled me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my weekly shopping trip! Frustration occurs when I find out PIG mum didn't put my parking permit into my bag for me, meaning Tina parked further away. >< *sigh*
• After one loo trip, I couldn't find the Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnstone novel I'd been reading previously! Instead, I started a new book: Kylie Chan's Scales Of Empire; I never knew she wrote sci fi! I reached page twenty-five @ 11:12am and reached page thirty-three @ 11:24am.
• After one more loo trip, Tina and I took two escalators up onto the fourth level, grabbed a trolley and started grocery shopping @ Coles.
• That done, after catching the escalator back down, I held onto the trolley and braced my back against the wall while Tina went into New York Baguette to buy me one sausage bun and one custard bun.
• Our last stop before lunch is Woolies; I see Caitlin! We elbow bump and have a quick chat while Tina scans our groceries through the self-serve checkout.
• Tina  tootles us back to Woka Warrigal. I place my takeaway order to Nick and then we both sit and wait. Tina's slightly disgruntled that we had to wait twenty minutes for the food to arrive; I just giggled coz after my food was done, Nick got Tina's attention by calling her, "Miss?" XD
• Back home, I said hello to Pastor Grace, turned off the alarm and then headed into the gobbling :P table for lunch.
• 'Twas great to finally drink a HK-style milk tea; I didn't get one last week! Pastor Grace bought some kinda Nissan two minute noodles with soup to put them in and Tina had her usual turkey slice, plain crackers and plain crisps. 
• When Pastor Grace left, I walked her out and elbow bumped with her before returning to finish my lunch coz I'm a terribly slow eater. XD
• Finally all finished, I headed into the bathroom and took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina came back to gimme some facewash and kindly held the showerhead over my back and kept me warm while I washed, I was actually all done after only 10% but happily fully leaned against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina got me rekitted, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside, I started reading the day's Bible passages while Tina went back to clean the bathroom.
• That done, I signed her off with my thanks and byes. She's back Mondat 2-5pm.
• For arvo tea, I let PIG mum nab half my yummy sausage bun and drank one mug of green tea.
• That done, I snuck my mobile into the loo and played Candy Crush type games while sitting over the bowl for the full five tinkles. XD
• Waiting for dinner now ...
• Toms: can't remember what time's NAB physio (morning, maybe?) but I'm seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage afterwards. Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD
• Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Hopefully I can watch Nine's 6pm news, wolf down dinner and be seated on the sofa ready to watch the Broncos live from 7:30pm! Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 308d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3425.  Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, the parents lemme use the sppon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get while they were out having walkies; July has been satisfied TWENTY-TWO times!!! :D :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa little tong vegetable, two little slices of bean curd, half a tiny little Chinese mushroom and two/three lil chunks of pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of fairly disgusting soup and after I took my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Tina's helping me up @ 8am (if she can arrive on time XD) and taking me shopping!
• Looking forward muchly to meeting Pastor Grace for lunch @ 1pm @ Woka Warrigal~
• Toms night the Dragons are playing the Bunnies ... perhaps I'll watch that.
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 308c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3339 (Lol, how come I couldn't have walked six fewer steps? 3333 would've been a cooler total! XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Grace Outside The Box' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Oh, The Deep, Deep Love'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Physio finished, I used the loo for another tinkle and then Hannah tootled me home. Phew, PIG mum was home, meaning I was let off from having to turn off the alarm for once~
• So a nice hot shower for me first - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Hannah flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's sock and one last when I was drying inside both ears.
• Back outside, lunch was one bowl of soupy pasta and one mug of Chinese tea. Hannah cleaned the bathroom and then sat and let PIG mum yap @ her until she left. XD if it'd been Kim she'd have given Ela a massage! But huge thanks to PIG mum who got me a fork for arvo tea when I told her I was honestly buggered from doing two hours of physio.
• After using the loo for one more tinkle I popped online for myself, first reading my daily Bible passages.
• Around 4:30pm, PIG mum summoned me over for arvo tea. I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to hold the banana while Era peeled it, and then after cutting the banana into ten chunks I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the banana. I didn't really mind; I was fully seated and could concentrate.
• After using the loo for another tinkle, I returned online. When the parents went for walkies, I walked over to the dining table and skooted my chair over and got myself a spoon for dinner.
• After choir rehearsal, I watched Nine's 6pm news! All the things I usually record down: Palaszczuk, Gollschewski, Cully, Fabris, Heinke, Calcutt, Berejiklian, Tate, Viti, Sutton, Mousina, Uhlmann, Albanese, Pullar, Power, Nahdene (first name), Depp, Heard, Hodgkinson, Avery, Bruter (heard), Trump, Gatenby, Ibrahimi (heard), Blanchette, Collette, Seibold, Milford, Zorko, Mowen, Broad, Mooney, Kohler, Ariotto, Youngberry, August and Gottlieb. 1AUD = 71.7USc. Brisbane was 8-23 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 10-23. 6:30am sunrise That was the 94TH time I've seen the 6pm news bulletin! :D
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 308b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2886 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after choir rehearsal!! Anyways, let's start off with yesterday's events first?

• When Kim arrived, I announced her arrival to PIG mum and then climbed into Kim's car; she knows the way to QUT Gardens Point coz she's studying there right now!
• At 4:29pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:11. Now, lemme finish one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Tonight was our first face-to-face meeting since COVID-19 moved everything online! Upon arrival, everyone had to write down their details (for insurance purposes), use hand sanitiser and sit socially distanced apart, only two per table. Bruce sat on my right with a space between us.
• Now @ 4:54pm I've finished one more game of B4ejeweled lasting 6:16. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms because I've already played one more memorable game lasting exactly eight minutes!
• For the first time ever, I did Grammarian! Bruce was General Evaluator; originally he'd printed out this quote to share with everyone but when he misplaced it, he accused me of stealing it! When I protested my innocence, he found his quote under his book, and then when I scolded him for accusing me, he slapped his own wrist in punishment and then we both laughed. XD
• Once Toastmasters ended, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then Kim tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas for my Happy Meal. Originally I'd asked my small group to meet me there for supper (dinner for me) coz I wanted to share about the scary thing that happened to Hannah and me last Wednesday, but they didn't arrive in time and Kim insisted she leave promptly. :o(  A crappy ending to an otherwise good day, but hey.
• Today: yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum awoke me when she began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >><*sigh*
• PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (because dearest dad's still @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so,  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
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Breakfast was not one but TWO of those yummy little green tea buns that she made! I totally agreed with her that since I was going out for two hours of physio, I needed more breakfast for more energy!
• Only Hannah was ten minutes late ... I was ringing CODA on-call when PIG mum said she'd arrived! Turns out she needed to refuel her car before coming.
• I reminded Hannah to turn right @ Gaskell, not left, and all was sweet. Only the traffic was terrible! Bumper-to-bumper once we turned into Logan, bumper-to-bumper when we got onto the highway and then bumper-to-bumper along Coronation Drive! Final arrival time: twenty minutes late. XD
• Physio today: seventy-five single leg pushups for Elf on tower of power, thirty sit-to-stands z
• physio today: 
• Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 308

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Tuesday's actually 2967; secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2699 steps and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Conditional Blessings' but fourthly and way most importantly I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after PIG mum feeds me some arvo tea! So hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 306b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2307. Righteo, probable final, final events for today?

• Now @ 4:07pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:36. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• PIG mum let herself into my room, hit me with the eye goo, helped me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap and then left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle, coming out when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is one of those little green tea buns PIG mum was baking last night! I also drink one huge mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and one smaller mug of Milo. Over breakfast, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I take my plate over to the sink and then walk myself slowly and safely to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely online, againrising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After reading my daily Bible passages I tootle online for myself until PIG mum summons me over for lunch, another yummy lil green tea bun with one mug of jasmine green tea.
• Hannah arrives and drives me to the NAB.
• Physio today: Monique inspected and measured Ela and then I plodded the hallway TWENTY times!
• I used the loo once more before leaving and then Hannah tootled us home. Traffic was surprisingly flowing!
• Back home, I turned off the alarm and then took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Okay, I hereby promise not to play Bejeweled again until toms; I just played one more memorable game lasting 7:39!
• I had one tinkle before Hannah flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when I was drying inside both ears.
• Back outside, arvo tea's one yummy banana and one mug of Chinese tea.
• I use the loo once more for two tinkles before Hannah decides to leave two minutes early. She's back again toms 8am and taking me to physio ... fingers crossed we'll not get T-Boned again ... XD
• Actually, it's a two hour session toms but not with Mitch coz he's already busy? I already met the girl who'll gimme physio toms this arvo but I've already forgotten her name. XD
• Will come home and shower before having lunch. Hannah's leaving @ like 2pm and Pao's not coming for choir practice? Suppose I'll just tune in myself, then.
• Oh, Kim's coming @ 5:30pm and taking me to Toastmasters; it's the first time we're meeting physically again since the coronavirus pandemic outbreak! Even more terrifying, I'm grammarian!
• Wonder can I meet my small group for supper (dinner for me) @ the Warrigal Square Maccas afterwards? I'd like to share with them about our scary ordeal last Wednesday ...
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
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Tuesday Post 306

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Actually, I forgot to post good morning first! XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 372 steps (coz obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's "'Imputed' Righteousness" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owedFIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:50am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:42, I lasted 6:15. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• After dearest dad retucked Shirley and me back into bed, kissed me bye and left for his hard day's work, I didn't fall back asleep again coz PIG mum randomly started a-THUMPING around @ 8:20? Never mind, Shirley and I just counted some numbers waiting for her to come help me up.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 306e

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Dunno why neither the Our Daily Bread devotional nor Joni's devotional arrived, but just noting down that I had great fun watching Nine's news - my 93RD viewing this year - then Australian Ninja Warrior tonight! Less fun was letting PIG mum gl;eefully force me to do sixty sit-to-stands with left weightshifting, but hey. Toms Hannah's taking me to the NAB for one hour of physio and then tonight Kim's taking me to Toastmasters; we're finally back on! The scary thing: Elsa's got me down as Grammarian; wish me luck! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee tonight I've managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I can achieve that most Mondays now. XD
P.P.S. All the interesting surnames I found while watching the news tonight: Palaszczuk, Berejiklian, Gollschewski, Mattia, Kearsley, Esper (heard) , Siracusa, Culverhouse, D'Allesandro, Siyc, Sheeran (heard), Monfries, Youngberry, Partridge, Tudge, Benton Heinke, Dobbin, Dearden, Watkins, Pangai, Fifita (heard) Rich, Martinez Fagan, Magnier, Di Havilland and Tszyu. Chris Kohler read the finance report 71.25 USc=1AUD. 93RD Brisbane was 15-19. Mt Gravatt tomorrow: 10-21.

Monday Post 306d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Have plodded treadmill with David and can officially login Monday's plodding total @ 1695. but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed TWO MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFOP straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Now @ 5:36pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:01. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• For breakfast, I let PIG mum happily boss me around to make myself a plain avocado sandwich. Like, get bread from freezer. Close freezer door. Take out two slices of toast. Caryy slices of toast to the toaster. Put slices of toast into toaster. (She was mean and wouldn't lemme sit to wait for the toaster to pop the slices back out, totally disregarding how much I HATES standing. ><) Get cutlery for spreading avocado. Like, does she honestly think I'm unaware of each step? Nah, she just gets this kick from bossing me around and giving me orders. *sigh* Then to top it all off, she was mean and wouldn't sprinkle some salt into the toast for me, saying, "Get the salt yourself." Uh, no. Safety ALWAYS first. *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 306c

Good afternoon! Still haven't plodded treadmill yet, so just noting sown I'm really still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online tonight and continuing today's events?

• Shortly after that, PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Before long, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 306b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, I'm not gonna login any plodding total yet coz I've not plodded the treadmill yet coz David's not coming until 2pm and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Live A Life Of Integrity' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after lunch today!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:13, I lasted 6:43. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 12:25pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:02. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:55am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:05am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking again one hour later for another pot :P trip, before I spent another ten minutes 
  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Monday Post 306

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 306d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, I'm actually gonna login Sunday's final, final plodding total @ only 800; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Do You Believe?' and thirdly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now thirty-five. Seems unusually high ... anyways, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Around 6pm I started asking PIG mum was she gonna feed me dinner yet? Australian Ninja Warrior starts @ 7pm and I'm a slow eater!
• Tonight was the 20TH time this month I've been exempted from getting myself cutlery for all three meals!!! :D :D :D
• After wolfing down dinner, I hit the couch, hugged Carnival and watched Australia Ninja Warrior! The competitors are AMAZING; even had I not been freaking disabled, there's zero way I could even attempt ANY of those challenges without stacking it!
• Toms: hopefully PIG mum'll help me up...
• Looking forward to having lunch with dearest dad @ home; hopefully we can Whatsapp videochat 4th aunty and Yauhin.
• Since this month hasn't ended yet, presume I'll be doing physio with David and plodding on the treadmill for him. *sigh*
• Hopefully I can watch Nine's 6pm news while having dinner; the 93RD time I'll have watched it this year!
• Also hoping PIG mum'll microwave me dinner to eat while watching Nine's 6pm news because right afterwards I'm planning to watch Australia Ninja Warrior again!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 306c

Good evening! With a final plodding total of only 750, just lemme continue events for tonight?

• Once I'd published the previous post, I continued composing my latest special blog post coz I'd just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to.
• When she finally tumbled downstairs from her long afternoon nap and summoned me over for arvo tea, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• There, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy banana. First, though, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the banana, let her happily order Era to peel the banana into three strips and let her gleefully command Era to hold the knife the 'correct' way before demanding Era cut the banana into ten pieces. Not that I really minded, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate. Horrid PIG mum wouldn't turn the television on for me, because I wanted to watch Sunday NRL football saying, "Go turn it on yourself," but of course I prioritise safety over viewing pleasure; I told her I'd just read the match report later tonight.
• After drinking one mug of yummy jasmine green tea, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me today - I wash and rinse my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off; after PIG mum dried my back for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace) and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the toilet seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace 
• Gonna watch the second half of the match now; Panthers are leading the Titans! Fingers crossed I can bbl after watching Australian Ninja Warrior else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 306b

Heylo again, good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for today! Can officially login today's plodding total @ only 750; originally I'd asked dad was he gonna take us out to dinner together tonight yet when PIG mum said, "Weren't you gonna watch Australian Ninja Warrior?" and I'm like, oh yeah! XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 1:54pm, I lasted 5:54. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• One hour later, I awoke to dearest dad considerately walking silently along the hallway to unpop the front door lock for Kim's imminent arrival. After another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 8:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• When Kim arrived @ 8:30am, she pushed open the door said and said, "Em. Fifteen more minutes." She'd almost closed the door when she paused and added, "Hi, Shirley." When Kim came back fifteen minutes later I told her she'd saved herself from getting the Bear Bum; Shirley was about to screech her indignation @ being left out! XD
• We got me kitted (I did the tops and pants; Kim did the footwear) and then I headed over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Ela enjoyed a break from having to hold the toothbrush, score~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! Actually, I'd spent the short time between after me counting down my fifteen more minutes and Kim coming back to help me up continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Now @ 2:34pm I've finished one more game of Bewjeweled lasting 6:42. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played one more memorable one lasting 7:10! But I've only got ten minutes left, so super-briefly:
• Had breakfast (toast - two slices - with butter and jam and then read for one hour.
• Watched ESS - next week we can finally meet back @ church! Having lunch together afterward too; will ask Enoch can he please buy me a kebab, chips and chocolate with pearl drink again~
• Lunch was exactly the same as dinner last night but washed down with one mug of green tea instead of spooned down with one bowl of soup.
• Took bowl over to sink and then returned online. The parents went to collect the car and then dearest dad went to play badminton and have arvo tea with his mates.
• Toms: did David come last week? Wasn't my funding less and he could start coming only every second week soon? Actually, think that was starting next month. Will still see him toms then, plod treadmill and login plodding total of 1231 (if David has me treadmill plodding for ten minutes), 2152 (if David has me plodding the treadmill for twenty minutes; this one's the most likely) or 2163 (if David has me plodding the treadmill for thirty minutes.
• Tina's minding me from 2pm till 5pm; wonder how late she'll arrive toms? XD
• Fingers crossed I can watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin; the 93RD time I've watched the 6pm bulletin this year!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 306

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm prolly gonna login today's plodding total @ only 750 (doubt I'm going out again); secondly, TWFT topic's "Trust God He Knows What He's Doing" and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am and after one pot :P trip I fell back asleep right away coz I remembered Kim was coming to help me up @ 8:30am!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 306d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! With a plodding total of only 800, lemme cover final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post I continued the e-mail to Davina.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Kim's coming to help me up @ 8:30am coz PIG mum's attending church again. Originally I thought CM people had to take turns because only fifty are allowed under current social distancing restrictions, but I'm pretty sure she's been the last three weeks without fail ...
• Actually, Kim mentioned sth about taking me out for brunch, to get over the shock of what happened Wednesday! Isn't she a darling? Hope PIG mum says yes!
• Kim leaves @ 11am; I'll watch ESS livestream.
• Will hopefully get to spend the afternoon online interrupted, but fingers crossed PIG mum'll awake from her long afternoon nap and lemme eat afternoon tea before I shower. Will most probably haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me fruit but hey; I'm seated and can fully concentrate.
• Also hope PIG mum remembers to lemme and then have dinner by 6:45pm @ the latest coz Ninja Warrior starts toms night and I'm definitely watching that! Even before the cruel and unfaithful God left me that physically disabled I could have never done any of the obstacles!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 306c

Good evening again! With a plodding total of only 800, just lemme continue tonight's events?

• When the parents returned from walkies, dinner was reheated and I was summoned over, I used the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon Hannah kindly passed me before lunch for dinner tonight; July has been met NINETEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some silver perch and a lil soup pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, and after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Sunday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 306b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in Saturday's plodding total @ only 800, now I'll just note down Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Plod On!', Joni's devotional topic's 'Unbearable Power' and cover potential final, final events for tonight?

• Precisely two hours after first using the internet, I'd signed outta everything. After using the loo for one tinkle, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Thanks to PIG mum who left one yummy banana for me. I also happily read for one more hour, because it's only ever Saturdays that I get to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~ I've prolly already said this last weekend/some other Saturday, but I'm very impressed with Tony Blair's vocabulary! I keep looking up words while reading ... granted, the cruel and unfaithful God has left me with crappy literacy skills post brain injury. >< XD
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 306

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday actually stands @ 2521 (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD) but I'm not gonna blog about it coz the Storm walloped the Broncos by FORTY points last night *cringe* XD; secondly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 800 steps (coz I'm staying @ home all day) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Overcoming Temptation'. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:22pm, I lasted 5:50. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 3:35pm I've played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:20. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD But I've got like only thirty minutes left, so super-briefly:
• Hannah minded me from 10am till 2pm. She arrived a few minutes late (was stuck in traffic) and after brushing teeth (thanks to Hannah who squirted me out some toothpaste) and doing a stinky unspeakable I went and practised climbing into her car twice coz she drives a tractor! Well, not really, just a large Jeep that dearest dad created a block for me to step onto before climbing into the car.
• Of the carers whom I've taught how to cook the bread yummy (first taught to me from Tess), Hannah cooks the bread the yummiest! During and after breakfast, I read for one hour until midday, finishing page 222 @ 11:04 and reaching pg. 225 ten minutes later @ 11:14am.
• Used loo for one more tinkle @ midday, enjoyed my second mug of white tea with two sugars and rang Aunty Lai, chatting with her for 14:55!
• Read for five more minutes before taking a nice hot shower @ 12:30 - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was the yummy fried rice dearest dad had kindly cooked for me this morning plus my third and final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• Once I've enjoyed all my most important two hours of the day online I'll visit the loo once more, eat the yummy banana that PIG mum kindly left for me and read for one more hour, because it's only Saturday I can spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Kim's helping me up @ 8:30am and leaving @ 11am. Actually, she mentioned taking me out somewhere for breakfast to help me recover from the terrible shock I had on Wednesday ... I know I didn't outwardly react but serious, that collision honestly scared the living daylights outta me! XD Hope PIG mum says yes~
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 307

Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2054 steps (ha, I'm just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'At Your Breaking Point - Turn To God' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's fifty-two but fourthly and way most importantly I'm really still owed  online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip I tried falling back asleep rightaway coz dearest dad would leave for work one hour later!
• Sleep didn't fully return, therefore when dearest dad considerably walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage I used the pot :P again, before spending the ten minutes till 8:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• At 6:35pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. Now, lemme finish one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 307c

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3315. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• I got back into contact through Facebook with a primary school friend; Ileana Malousis!
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Tonight's ice cream night, yay! Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Toms: did Tiff come last week? If not, she'll come this week. Whoops Era hasn't practised any touchtyping. XD
• Actually, Kim's coming @ like 10am/11am and taking me to the NAB for physio; must apologise to Mitch and Sonia for dramatically missing my big two hour session yesterday! XD
• Think PIG says get home and shower before having lunch?
• Also think I'm seeing Aunty Ann for a massage toms arvo; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. Lol, she'll prolly tell both Kim and Aunty Ann about the dramatics that unfolded yesterday before I can. She wasn't even present! XD
• But that means nobody's coming 4pm till 6pm. 
• But the Broncos are playing toms night! Hopefully PIG mum will feed me dinner by 6:45pm; I plan to be on the couch with Carnival come 7:30pm! Only we're playing the Storm and will potentially get thrashed sth almighty (again). >< XD However, should we win, bags I stay up and watch Friday night knockoff! But if we lose, I'm hitting the sack. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 307b

Good evening again? Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3224 (see? Told you I'd pass three grand! XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A Quiet Time' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'A Glimmer On The Sea'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• When dad got home from swimming, reheated dinner and summoned me, I lifted the loo lid, sat for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, dad lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to shoot my chair over to get before leaving for Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown with Tina; July's been met SEVENTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa soup potato, like two chunks of tasteless pork meat (so tasteless I didn't know was it chicken, pork or beef XD) and about one teaspoonful of yummy egg, onion and ham.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 307

Good eveningf! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2957 steps (so expect I'll have cracked three grand before the night's end) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Law Of Location'. Anyways, events for today?

• Lol, I thought I deserved an awesome night's sleep after yesterday's dr but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed  online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for t amatics, don't you? Nup, my bladder decided she wanted attention @ 2:45am and nudged me awake for a pot :P trip.
• Nature called again around 6:40am, and after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Shirley and I cuddled and I tried to snore, but sleep didn't fully return. That's okay, when dearest dad considerately walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage, I used the pot :P again before spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•  Today Tina arrived ten minutes late. When she stuck her head into my room and said good morning, Shirley nodded @ her but I didn't bother saying anything. Tina goes "okay" and ducks back outside! I start counting fifteen more minutes; when Tina comes back thirty seconds too early I actually try saying "fifteen more minutes" but she refuses, instead offering me ten. Deal. XD
• When Tina comes back I ask her to please switch off the heater (remembering to check the light's off and not rely just on the sound) then give her step-by-step instructions on how to help me get kitted for the day.
• At 6:12pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:49. Now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• All kitted, I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Tina who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her first official break this week~ Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Now @ 6:31pm I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:08. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz for my first game I already lasted 7:19!
• Breakfast is one of those little muffins PIG mum baked last night, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and another smaller mug of Milo. Thanks to Tina who turned on Sunrise for my viewing pleasure~
• After breakfast, I head to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• All done, I climb into Tina's car and she tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my weekly shopping trip! After finding parking on the side of level two, I use the loo once, head into the library, grab Orson Scott Card's and Aaron Johnstone's 'The Swarm' and happily read for one hour, reaching page fifty @ 10:40am and page seventy-five @ 11:15am.
• Whoops I've only got five minutes left! XD Super-briefly:
• Bought groceries from Coles and Woolies; bumped into Caitlin!
• Had lunch with Pastor Grace @ Delicious Dumplings... yum~
• Got home and showered.
• Let PIG mum nab half my sausage bun for arvo tea.
• Toms: lol I've already forgotten: is Alyssa giving me OT?
• Kim's taking me to the NAB for one hour physio.
• Will get home, shower and then have lunch.
• Think I'm seeing Aunty Ann for a massage? But nobody's coming 4-6pm.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 307c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1683. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I went and apologised to Cathy-With-A-C for clean forgetting about choir rehearsal tonight. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: Tina's meant to come help me up @ 8pm; wonder how late she'll arrive? XD Nah, if she's late toms it'll just be the peak hour traffic.
• Looking forward to my weekly shopping trip with her to Sunnybank Hills! Will hopefully find the same book to read that I started last week; also fingers crossed they've replaced the comfy sofas!
• Looking even more forward to meeting Pastor Grace for lunch @ Impressive Dumplings! Will get the chance to tell her about what happened today before PIG mum does but bet you almost anything that PIG mum will tell Tina first, like, the moment she arrives on our doorstep. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 307b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1633; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'A Wide, Sweeping Grace' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A Sweeping Treasure'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from her long arvo nap, she demanded I shower. She then spitefully emptied my commode chair meaning I'd haveta lift the toilet seat. *sigh*
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also slowly, softly but most hateful sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 13%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
• After she dried my back I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying. Oh, she passed me each piece of clothing, does that count? XD
• After drying the toilet seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum passed me a banana for arvo tea; Era and my mouth peeled it straightaway and I wolfed it down before PIG mum could think to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me! 
• Another reason why PIG mum was mean today: instead of passing me my cup of tea, she left it on the benchtop and ordered I get it myself. *sigh* Luckily, she didn't notice when I gave one skoot and collected my mobile from the cabinet and happily read Tony Blair's memoirs for one hour. As for the tea, since I was afraid I'd spill it while walking back to the gobbling :P table, I just fully leaned against the benchtop and quickly sculled the mug lest PIG mum notice and bite my head off. XD
• The parents went for allies; after happily reading for one hour I skooted my chair over to the drawers and got myself a spoon for dinner.
• Then I used the loo for one more tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 307

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1138 steps (phew, I'm over one grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "You're  Called To Be An Overcomer'. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:25, I lasted 5:40. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Ten minutes later, @ 2:35, I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:23. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I willingly promise to hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Actually, I just realised that I actually forgot to login my final, final plodding total for Tuesday @ 3262 and say we had a fantastic time last night @ church for our small group social; having dinner together and then playing mahjong! PIG mum bitched @ me afterwards that I'd eaten a kebab with chips coz apparently that was too 'big' for me, but I was like, I'm presuming Enoch just bought a regular-size kebab for me; he didn't ask and you didn't specify what size I had to have. XD We even had supper @ Maccas afterwards~
• But yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum began her a-THUMPING around upstairs; I had the time to use the pot :P once before she let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra but the tee because dearest dad was still home; I honestly think that's the first time this YEAR she's helped! XD
• After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly independently kitted. Whilst doing so, I spent ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Now @ 3:33pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:33. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD But just quickly, coz I've got like only thirty minutes left:
• Had breakfast. Unkind mother wouldn't turn Sunrise on for me; since I'll always choose safety first, I went without watching it. *sigh*
• Hannah arrived to drive me out to UQ for physio; she'd misheard her GPS and had turned right, not left onto Gaskell St. and was turning right onto Underwood Rd. when BLAM! a car T-Boned us! o_O
• Luckily we weren't hurt. I hit the hazard light immediately; people rushed over to check that we were fine. One lady was actually a doctor! Fire engine and ambulance arrive with lights blazing and sirens wailing; later a paramedic taught me that was to disperse the gawking traffic. I rang PIG mum and CODA.
• The paramedic got me onto a stretcher; Hannah also climbed aboard and we were driven to the P.A. During the ride the paramedic took our details and history.
• There, a doctor checked us both out and immediately wrote us each a discharge summary. Davina came to take Hannah home and PIG mum drove me home, again being mean and not letting me eat out for lunch. Got myself a spoon and had bland leftovers.
• Even worse, CODA couldn't find anyone to come 4pm till 6pm! ><"
• Toms: Tina's coming 8am till 3:30pm. We're headed back to Sunnybank Hills for shopping.
• Looking forward to catching up with Pastor Grace for lunch @ Impressive Dumplings! Another poo for PIG mum: she wouldn't take me for a HK-style milk tea because I had a chocolate pearl milk tea last night. *sigh*
• Eels playing Tigers toms night ... might watch that.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
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Tuesday Post 305c

Good afternoon and probably one final greeting for today! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2229. Aww, how come I couldn't have walked seven steps fewer; 2222 would've sounded cooler! XD Righteo, probable final, final events for today?

• At 4:23pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:28. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Then @ 4:36pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:16. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms because for my first game I already lasted 7:58!
• Sleep didn't fully return; when dad next silently walked along the hallway and unpopped the latch leading into the garage I used the pot :P once more before spending the ten minutes till 8:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad kissed me bye, retucked Shirley and me back into his bed, we cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P again when noisy PIG mum began her usual a-THUMPING around upstairs. Actually, I had another dream! In my 42nd dream for the year, PIG mum and I are holding hands and walking to disembark the plane!
• PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. She comes back to help with only Elf's AFO straps and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Less than fifteen minutes left, so just suerbriefly:
• Did a stinky unspeakable after breakfast.
• Got myself a spoon and had rice leftovers for lunch; also poured myself one mug of Chinese tea.
• Hannah drove me out to the NAB. My new student's called Mitchell, he's twenty-seven coz he's a GEM who did pharmacy first.
• Physio today: sixteen laps hallway walking, descending and ascending stairs (ten steps) ten times.
• Came home, turned alarm off and showered.
• Had a small mouthful of gooey passionfruit and one mug of jasmine green tea for arvo tea.
• 6:45pm tonight: having small group social @ church! Plan was to bring dinner to share and then play boardgames; I asked could someone please buy me takeaway coz I didn't feel like bringing a flask of leftovers; awesome Enoch will buy me a kebab, chips and a chocolate milk tea with pearl! Fingers crossed we can have supper @ Maccas afterwards~
• Toms: cripes, a super-early start for me; Hannah's coming @ 8:15am and driving me to the NAB for a two hour physio session! Hopefully I'll get a break @ the hour mark~
• She'll see me showered before leaving ... wonder will Pao/anyone join me for choir rehearsal @ 5:30?
• Fingers crossed I can watch Nine's 6pm news - the 93RD time I'll have watched it!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'A Royal Role'.
  P.P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'The Comet'.