Sunday Post 306c

Good evening! With a final plodding total of only 750, just lemme continue events for tonight?

• Once I'd published the previous post, I continued composing my latest special blog post coz I'd just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to.
• When she finally tumbled downstairs from her long afternoon nap and summoned me over for arvo tea, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• There, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy banana. First, though, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the banana, let her happily order Era to peel the banana into three strips and let her gleefully command Era to hold the knife the 'correct' way before demanding Era cut the banana into ten pieces. Not that I really minded, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate. Horrid PIG mum wouldn't turn the television on for me, because I wanted to watch Sunday NRL football saying, "Go turn it on yourself," but of course I prioritise safety over viewing pleasure; I told her I'd just read the match report later tonight.
• After drinking one mug of yummy jasmine green tea, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me today - I wash and rinse my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off; after PIG mum dried my back for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace) and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the toilet seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always (remember, she seriously only helps with the straps; I'm the one doing the leg lifting, holding leg in place while she positions AFO under leg, placing leg down into brace 
• Gonna watch the second half of the match now; Panthers are leading the Titans! Fingers crossed I can bbl after watching Australian Ninja Warrior else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^