Monday Post 306d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Have plodded treadmill with David and can officially login Monday's plodding total @ 1695. but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed TWO MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• PIG mum comes back to help with only Elf's AFOP straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Now @ 5:36pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:01. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• For breakfast, I let PIG mum happily boss me around to make myself a plain avocado sandwich. Like, get bread from freezer. Close freezer door. Take out two slices of toast. Caryy slices of toast to the toaster. Put slices of toast into toaster. (She was mean and wouldn't lemme sit to wait for the toaster to pop the slices back out, totally disregarding how much I HATES standing. ><) Get cutlery for spreading avocado. Like, does she honestly think I'm unaware of each step? Nah, she just gets this kick from bossing me around and giving me orders. *sigh* Then to top it all off, she was mean and wouldn't sprinkle some salt into the toast for me, saying, "Get the salt yourself." Uh, no. Safety ALWAYS first. *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^