Thursday, November 21, 2013

Friday Post 169

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2884 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling seventy-nine kcal or 1.12km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'When God Puts You On Hold (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-three but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!! Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! I'm giving the credit to the fact that I managed to stay online till 10pm before letting PIG mum boot me off. XD Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.  After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear follow, plus one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I use the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P plus one full mug of water, which I drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-Before leaving for UQ, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-PIG mum then tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Greatest Hits' album all day today, too. While she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with that gossip mag from August this year and went back downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Eric came for me with a walkbelt. Physio today: six-eight laps walking along the hallway, fifty sit-to-stands and seventeen-eighteen minutes on the I Care machine. Needless to say, I was drenched and panting afterwards!
-When PIG mum tootled us off to the Warrigal Square Maccas for lunch, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-First, though, PIG mum went and bought some mincemeat from the butchers so we could make dumplings tomorrow night!
-At Maccas, PIG mum bought me a small Fillet-O-Fish burger meal with a delicious bananaberry smoothie. She didn't order anything for herself, just nabbed my chips and read the newspaper. XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home, I went once to the loo (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower in like fifteen minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Tonight I'm off to Ray's @ 7pm for our small group dinner!
-Toms: Rhi comes @ 10am, some aunties will prolly come @ 11:30am and teach me Canto translation then Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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