Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Wednesday Post 167b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2145 (ha, I'm  over two grand XD), which D2 proudly adds also equals something very slightly over fifty-two kcal or something very slightly over 830m. XD Righteo, continuing events for today?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:01pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm - but limited - shower for me today:I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO. Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles while leaning against the side rail, also softly, slowly, but most hatefully singing 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-After helping me with my shoes and shoelaces, Carol Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-Horrid PIG mum not only refused to buy me one sushi roll for arvo tea, she wouldn't even lemme make half a toastie! >< Nope, arvo tea was just one banana; my consolation was that I like bananas and Carol gave me a fairly huge one!  Oh, and the warm mug of jasmine green tea was my third, final and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and gently massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, painting her green tea cake green colour today with chocolate brown spots colour today. Lol, now that PIG mum's turned the table around, poor Carol can no longer watch the news! Instead, she amused herself with the toys I collected from my Macdonalds Happy Meals, while I read. Oh, and I reached page 250 just before 5:50pm.
-Before she left, Carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. She's back Monday, apparently with a new carer for a buddy-up shift! Lol, well hopefully this new carer will arrive promptly, else I'm not going for a shower until she arrives! The last time Annette had this buddy-up shift, the lady rang and said she was running late, so PIG mum sent me into the bathroom to shower first. When the new carer eventually arrived, I was like, "Hi, I'm Emily. Sorry to meet you for the first time like this; I usually don't go around butt naked." ><"
-Anyways, nature's calling and I dunno if I can return online afterwards, so just lemme say hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Left Hand of God'.

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