Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Wednesday Post 169b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday, from 4pm, now stands @ 375; D2 proudly reports that 375 steps also equals something very slightly over five kcal or something very slightly over 140m. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for Wednesday?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ like 3:56pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm, if terribly limited shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm shower off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for four tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and trying to talk to God, like Vicky had suggested. Usually, I only stay for two, but PIG mum and Carol were yakking their heads off ('twas too muffled to hear what about, exactly) and it wasn't until I'd sat over the loo for four tinkles and BELLOWED, "Carol, I'm all done; can you please come and help me with my shoes and laces?!" that she heard me. XD
-After going over to wash and dry Era, Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea. Thanks to PIG mum who'd bought me one yummy chicken and egg sushi roll to enjoy, but zero thanks to her who wouldn't even lemme have one DROP of soya sauce to enjoy that with! ><" Anyways, the yummy mug of rice green tea I drank with the sushi was the third and last for Wednesday that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom, then sat and gently massaged Ela for thirty-five minutes while I read my book club novel. I've almost finished it; it's only very thin!
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back next Monday, and will have sweet and sour BEEF for dinner tonight; sweet and sour pork and sweet and sour chicken I've heard of, but never sweet and sour beef!
-At 6:15pm, nature suddenly called, and I took myself once slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, I won't be returning online tonight unless PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill, so here's what's happening toms:
-Writers group! I did my homework this morning; must remember to ask PIG mum please to recharge my mobile phone battery for me tonight.
-Dad's picking me up, taking me home and I presume PIG mum'll get me some leftovers to have for lunch. She doesn't like us going out by ourselves, coz she's afraid that dad and I will argue.
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Lol, must try asking dad again if he'll take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night. It didn't work out last week, but hey, there's no danger in trying!
-Oh, and yay for ice cream tonight; like I keep saying, a very little's better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's "It's All In The Family"

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