Wednesday Post 168

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1476 steps today (remembering that like 476 of those steps were plodded last night; D2 proudly reports that 1476 steps also equals twenty kcal or 580m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Opening Eyes'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Spiritual Warfare (1)' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after Carol leaves!!!! Anyways, just quickly, coz it's already past 3pm, let's start with last night's events first!
-Carol Lockwood came precisely @ 4pm, supervised my shower then took me out to Toastmasters!
-The theme last night was 'music', and while there weren't any speeches (all three suddenly pulled out), Leonard did an educational and Amy did Table Topics. She gave me 'Your favourite song for a Sunday morning is...'; I just sang 'ninety-nine Bottles Of Beer' and 'This Is The Song That Doesn't End' to everyone. XD
-I enjoyed a Happy Meal with A STRAWBERRY shake afterwards!
-Back home, instant bedtime, zzz. Oh, PIG mum randomly chucked some cow @ me, meaning I very grumpily sang myself to sleep last night. ><
-Today: Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Actually, before I even did that, the very first thing was tell the cruel and unfaithful God that I can do ALL things WITHOUT Him who only seeks to hurt, harm and hinder me, and also that while He can break my body (like He's already done; I'm physically disabled beyond words ><) and He can bend my mind (like He's also done; my parents always jeer @ me that I don't think properly anymore ><) but my SOUL was NOT FOR HIM to possess.
-Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy Bear followed, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of yummy Special K, which PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare. I didn't really mind, coz I was sitting down while doing that for her. Apart from popping all my usual drugs :P and draining one full mug of water holding the cup 'incorrectly', I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Greatest Hits' album all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: three attempts before staying seated then just stood for the entire session and did exercises for Ela, who opened loo door, held rail and grabbed two lollies @ end. Also stood on just Elf for about forty seconds.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home and Aunty Mecky came to mind me for three hours while she went shopping. First, Aunty Mecky fed me some yummy mango, then lunch was six delicious fried dumplings (thanks to Aunty Mecky for a lil soya sauce) and lotsa dearest dad's home-grown lettuce. The yummy mug of chocolate nesquik was my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, Aunty Mecky took me once to the loo, then back @ the gobbling :P table, I sat and read first one gossip mag that the receptionist from Market Square Dental had given me yesterday then A Casual Vacancy, while Aunty Mecky did the rubbing for Ela for barely twenty minutes, gave herself the next forty minutes off to wash dishes and watch television, then returned and rubbed Ela for about ten more minutes.
-When PIG mum returned home, I went once more to the loo before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Carol should come supervise my shower really soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-My fortnightly Garbo trip! I've just forgotten who's taking me. XD
-Meaning nobody'll come from 4pm till 6pm; instead, I'm attending book club! And afterwards, we're all going out to Chin Chin for our once-a-year dinner! Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^