Thursday Post 167b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2282, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling fifty-one kcal or 900m. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Lol, how come I thought 'twas Carol arriving today and not Annette? XD Anyways, when she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsied my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle, before I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and asked Annette please for one mug of water.
-Afterwards, Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half toastie and mug of jasmine green tea, my second, official and last mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-While I ate, Annette cleaned the bathroom, then sat and massaged Ela for nearly forty minutes, painting her sth like dark red with dark blue spots today.
-Before leaving, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back next Saturday.
-I returned online, but when nature called suddenly @ 6:15pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-And dearest dad's just returned home. :o)
-Depending on what time PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland to gleefully force me on goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her, I may not be able to return online, so toms:
-11am physio @ UQ. Ugh, Kat says she's gonna put me on the ICare machine; I wanna chuck a sickie! ><"
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm going to attend church for that 'un-busyness' talk afterwaesa; hope it's interesting, although alas, it won't be relevant for me...