Wednesday Post 170

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1848 steps today (remembering that like 470 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters; D2 proudly reports that 1848 steps also equals thirty-six kcal or 1.38km XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'The Lord Told Me...' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Your Storm Shelter (3)' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!!! Righteo, let's start with yesterday's events first!
-When Carol arrived precisely @ 4pm, I went into the bathroom for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I hold hands and we walk out to the gobbling :P table together. Arvo tea's the yummy other half of the lunch I'd had earlier that day plus one mug of yummy rice green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol very lightly massages Ela for about forty minutes, painting her sth like light green with brown spots, before PIG mum comes downstairs from pigland around 5:30pm, hits me with some eye goo and sends me packing off to Toastmasters.
-We make good time there, arriving shortly before Seven's 6pm news starts.
-Up @ Q block, Carol takes me once to the loo, then we wait outside for security to come open the door for us.
-Last night's theme was Romania, chosen by our Toastmaster Monica, who comes from Romania! Chi gave me a table topic asking for my opinion about vampires; I told everyone how my absurdly sentimental mother was bored outta her brains during Twilight! XD
-We ended slightly late last night, in my hurry to leave, I forgot to bid Q601, our room for Toastmasters ever since I started attending, farewell! Yup, next year, we're relocating to QUT somewhere else.
-After taking me once more to the loo, Carol tootled me off to Warrigal Square Maccas for my Happy Meal and orange juice. Yup, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme enjoy a shake. *sigh* Don't worry, I've learnt to be content with all the restrictions that PIG mum so gleefully places on me ...
-I won't be seeing Carol again until next Saturday. Back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-Today: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.  After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-Oddly enough, for some reason I didn't fall back asleep after dad left, just used the pot :P once more before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," around 9am. When she came back, I used the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Off she tootled me to see Vincent the bloody physio for another torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Jacky Cheung all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood entire session and practised holding a ball in between both hands and walking without Ela's elbow straightening. Ela also opened door and held onto rail to finish.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home, where Aunty Mecky had just arrived herself~
-Inside, I continued reading the Seven Greatest Warriors, while Aunty Mecky cut a yummy pear for me and PIG mum went out to Garbo for some shopping.
-I rang dearest dad, then lunch was lotsa lettuce from PIG mum's vegie patch plus six yummy fried dumplings. Thanks to Aunty Mecky who poured a drop of soya sauce for me to enjoy them with before I even asked her~ Also, the mug of yummy chocolate nesquik was my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I went once to the loo for four tinkles before Aunty Mecky did the rubbing for Ela for exactly twenty minutes while I continued reading my book. After giving herself the next forty minutes off to wash the dishes and watch television, Aunty Mecky returned (after I'd asked her to) around 2pm and rubbed Ela for ten more minutes.
-After PIG mum came home, I went to the loo once more then plopped online.
-And it's ice cream night tonight! Like I keep saying, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Hey, Carol should come to supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Roxana's taking me out for my fortnightly Garbo trip! :D And Anna's meeting me for lunch~
-Will try again to persuade dad to take us out for dinner.
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^