Saturday Post 265

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total from yesterday’s actually 1927; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 460 steps (because obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and thirdly,      TWFT topic’s “A Father’s Blessing (1)’. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:33, I lasted 5:49. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 24^TH awesome consecutive sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried to fall back asleep again because I knew PIG mum would leave for her half day’s work @ 7:30am!

Sleep didn’t actually return, so PIG mum beginning her a-THUMPING around @ 6:20am was my call to use the pot :P again, after which I spent ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

Ten minutes later, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her morning’s work. While waiting for dearest dad to retuck the teddies and I back into bed, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After dad’s done so, the teddies and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P before Besta announces her arrival five minutes late today. At least she’s smart and knows toimmediately offer us fifteen more minutes once Daddy Bear nods his greetings @ her, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• Now @ 3:08 I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:38. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When she comes back, I use the pot :P for one more tinkle then excitedly tell Besta about my Candy Crush successes and not one, but TWO FOOD dreams I’ve had this week! Besta gets me kitted then we head over to the bathroom, where I brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once weekly break. Actually, she’s had TWO breaks this week because last night, PIG mum had hit the sack early, meaning Ela didn’t haveta open the fridge door and Elf got to wear her sock to sleep; score~
• After one more tinkle over the loo, I washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Huge thanks to dad who left me one, not half a ham and egg sandwich; also thanks to Besta who cooked the bread yummy, added some cheese for me and made me my first mug of white tea with two sugars.
• My biggest happiness was getting to read for 1.25 hours! This morning, I reached page 750 @ 11:50am. As for Besta, she emptied my stuff, made my bed then sat and gently massaged Ela for about one hour while watching the weekend Morning Show.
• At midday, Besta took me once to the loo for another tinkle. Back @ the gobbling :P table, she made me another mug of white tea with two sugars and we both tried one slice of PIG mum’s banana bread; yum!
• I tried without success to ring Aunty Lai but didn’t try ringing Aunty Nga because she, Uncle Fung and Mickey are still in Korea!
• Instead, I happily read until 1pm, when Besta said showertime.
• For the 3^rd time this year, I didn’t tinkle afterwards! I think that means I’m gonna do a stinky unspeakable in the near future.
• Besta and I both ate lunch afterwards; she’d brought along her own fried rice with soya beans and shared a mouthful with me! I’d tried giving her one spoonful of mine in return, but she’d declined, laughing, “I cooked it; I know how it tastes.” XD
• Before Besta leaves, I use the loo for one more tinkle. When she goes, I try ringing dearest dad, but he’s busy. When PIG mum gets home from her half day’s work, presumably she’s had a stressful morning coz she’s extremely bitchy, but I shalln’t hold that against her.
• Oh! Uncle Ken rang @ 11:20 this morning, saying how about he bring lunch and come over? I say sorry I’m not free till 2pm so instead he says he’ll come @ 3/4pm with afternoon tea! I’ve already written a note to remind him to please park his car on the driveway coz Aunty Emily gets frightened when she sees cars parked along our road?
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Braced for a cheap lunch @ Maccas with the parents instead of being let out with my peers for lunch. *sigh*
• Oh, then toms afternoon I’m planning to watch the Broncos play!
• Actually, it’s Father’s Day toms! Will our church have lunch together for that? If not, then dad had better remember to take PIG mum and I out for dinner together afterwards!
• So prolly won’t bbl tonight, but hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 295d

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1618 (ha, I’m over 1.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Wake Up!’ Righteo, probable final, final events for Friday?

• After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:55am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• The teddies and I happily cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking again for the pot :p when dearest dad walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock leading into the garage.
• At 6:35pm, I’ve just finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• After dearest dad kisses me bye and retucks the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work, the teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly with just a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, beforew I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• Now @ 7:03pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:22. That’s tonight’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more memorable game lasting 7:16 and another lasting 7:48!
• Dinnertime soon, so just briefly:
• Suddenly the Multicap person contacted me, offering an interview! I immediately e-mailed Alayna, who took me to meet her, and now I’ve been offered a job! Fair enough, pay’s only $2.18/hr, but still!!!
• Saw Ray for some massage and acupuncture.
• Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Watching the NRL tonight!
• Toms: expect a pissy plodding total from me toms, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 2pm coz Kim’s not coming @ 4pm. Will haveta shower before Besta leaves.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 295c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1400 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 23^RD consecutive awesome sleep last night! True, nature did call when the noisy garbage truck thundered down the road in the pre-dawn to start tipping our bins, but I persuaded my bladder to lemme fall back asleep and not call again until after the sun had risen sufficiently to see the time my clock sitting against the wall read, and that wasn’t till 6:45am!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 295b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Thursday’s actually 2790; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 320 steps (coz obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘You Must Break With The Past’ and fourthly, the spam count for the week’s nineteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online when I get home this arvo!! So hopefully bbl with last night's and today's events, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 295

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 295b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2385. Lol, hopefully I’ll have passed 2500 before Thursday’s out! Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

Success~ PIG mum beginning her morning a-THUMPING around was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again @ 7:20am; after that trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

·        shortly afterwards, PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with not only a bra but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.

·        Now @ 5:29pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:16. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

·        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, first I turn the TV on, coz I wanna watch some Sunrise!

Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast ripped into it, one full mug of water (which I toss down the sink when PIG mum’s upstairs changing XD) all my usual drugs :P and one small half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

·        When Kim arrives, I climb into our Camry and she tootles me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip!

·        After finding parking outside the library, I use the loo once, grab Lian Hearn’s ‘Lord of the Darkwood’ and happily read for about one hour, reaching pg. 111 @ 9:57am and pg. 125 @ 10:17.

·        Thanks to Kim who booked me internet usage on the computer for fifteen minutes; it’s very fancy, complete with like username and password! I only needed to update a post onto Facebook~

·        After one more loo trip, we began our shopping! First, we went upstairs and bought dad his Father’s Day present from Kmart. Oh, I also bought the parents a belated wedding anniversary present then~

·        Next I pushed and Kim pulled a trolley and bought groceries @ Coles.

·        Our final stop upstair’s Sunni Bakery, where I buy a cheesy sausage bun and a chocolate bun before we head downstairs and finish our shopping @ Woolies.

·        Alas, all the disabled parking spots outside Woka Woka are taken, meaning Kim has to park outside Woolies and I haveta walk all the way to the restaurant. *sigh*

·        Yay, my mouth has finally recovered enough to order my favourite bakes pork chop rice without the capsicum! The waitress remembered me, confirming did I want the corn soup?! Happiness was getting my second cup of HK-style milk tea this week; thanks to Pastor Grace who added two sugars for me.

·        Over lunch, we just chatted. Lol, Naomi only ‘kinda’ misses daddy! XD He’s in Sydney right now on some pastor’s conference thing; think Pastor Grace said she was picking him up from the airport tomorrow/Saturday.

·        They left @ 1:05pm; home for naps. I didn’t bother texting Kim to come pick me up coz we’d already agreed I’d only do that if Pastor Grace and Naomi left before 1pm. Besides, I hadn’t finished yet!

·        Kim came back @ 1;30pm. I handed her my wallet and asked her please to pay for me. When she was driving me home, she told me Elizabeth from CODA had rang her and told her to stay with me till 3:30pm, but that Saturday’s shift had been cancelled.

·        Back home, I tried unsuccessfully to ring dad. Instead, I turned off the alarm then went to the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

·        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era, then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        While Kim dries my hair for me, I quickly scrawl a belated happy anniversary card for the parents on lined paper; dunno why there isn’t any A4 paper in the printer? Oh, PIG mum’s taken the printer upstairs!

·        Thanks to Kim who decorated my makeshift card with flowers and bees. XD That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        PIG mum arrives home @ 3:28pm and sneaky Kim immediately leaves two minutes early, huh. She’s back 4-6pm toms but unfortunately not Saturday.

·        I let PIG mum nab half my yummy sausage bun for arvo tea; we both drink one yummy cup of Chinese tea. PIG mum tells me today she did dressings the most, although thankfully she didn’t haveta give any injections to babies today.

·        After I’m done, I take my cup over to the sink then sneak my mobile into the loo and do another stinky unspeakable. Oh, and I randomly pass another level of Candy Crush: I’m doing level 164 now!

·        Slightly before 6pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Fingers crossed dad will take us out for dinner tonight! But if not, I’m perfectly content to sit and watch the Bunnies play the Tigers!

·        Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? If Ray’s feeling better, I’m seeing him for some massage and acupuncture in the early/mid arvo, but I think that’s all.

·        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

·        Toms night it’s the Storm vs. the Panthers … perhaps I’ll watch that?

·        Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Out-of-the-box Thinking.

Thursday Post 295

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2277 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Keep Running’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after PIG mum comes home and I let her nab @ least half my arvo tea!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 22^ND consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I immediately fell back asleep coz I hoped to fully fall back asleep before PIG mum came to get me around 7:30am!
• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:12pm I lasted 6:12. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  
  Cheers,Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 295f

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1970. Hey, maybe I’ll pass 2000 toms. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo once more for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Tonight’s ice cream night, yay! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
• Toms: it’s my fortnightly shopping trip out with Kim! Super-important: must remember to buy the parents a belated wedding anniversary present! Am I not a bad daughter: last fortnight Wednesday I hit the Ekka with Samuel and last fortnight Thursday ishould’ve bought the parents their wedding anniversary present then, but I clean forgot coz Thursday night dad and I were going to watch the Broncos play; I was super-excited and totally forgot! It wasn’t until the nextb morning, Friday when I’m looking @ the calendar that I realize! ><” XD
• Looking forward muchly also to meeting Pastor Grace and Naomi for lunch @ Woka Warrigal! It’s been just over one month since I had all my wisdom teeth removed; I think my mouth has recovered fully and I’m looking forward to finally tucking into a baked pork chop rice again! Happiness is that I’m gonna have TWO HK-style milk teas this week. XD
• Fingers crossed dad’ll take us out for dinner toms night; if he won’t, suppose I’ll watch the Bunnies play the Tigers.
• Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts; that’s even rarer than five! XD

Wednesday Post 295e

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1910. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) and mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Arvo tea was another lil packet of the delicious minion cookies Leanne had bought me, plus one small mug of white tea with two sugars. Happiness was getting to read for one hour, although Kim couldn’t find Gai-jin by James Clavell for me. Instead, I spent one hour reading that Eddings novel I bought @ the Lifeline bookfest, only to flip to the last page and remember that I’d finished it!
• After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles then back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Huh, sneaky Kim left exactly @ 6pm, even though she arrived one minute late! As for me, I returned online.
• Now @ 8:48pm, I’ve finished one last game of Bejeweled lasting 7:08. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD
• When the parents call dinner, I use the loo for one tinkle before walking myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa … oh, I can’t remember. I’m just grumpy coz dad randomly chucked a cow @ me and refused me permission to contact Mariana/e-mail Elizabeth about the NDIS funding; I already didn’t voice my objection when PIG mum refused help for Sunday but now Elizabeth has managed my money so badly she’s potentially cutting off my Saturday afternoon support too! >< Argh, I really wanna sing myself to sleep tonight … *sigh*
• Dinner was washed down with one small half mug of water that I poured for myself (coz PIG mum was mean and refused to) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve already managed FIVE posts! Yup, I can usually manage that each Wednesday~

Wednesday Post 295d

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1760 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘He Carried Our Sorrows’. Righteo, continuing last night’s events?

• After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, I headed back out to the gobbling ::P table with Carol, where arvo tea was my second half of lunch and a green tea. Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently massaged Ela for about twenty minutes while I read.
• Around 5:30pm, PIG mum came downstairs to gimme some eye goo and send us packing. Coz we got stuck in traffic along the highway, I got to listen to some of Seven’s 6pm news simulcast on 96.5FM, score~
• Pity, the free disabled car parks had been cordoned off, meaning we had to pay for parking last night. But @ least I found out that we’ll use the same room for the rest of our meetings this year!
• Since I’d brought Uber my fluffy unicorn to the meeting (I wanted to introduce him to everyone), before the meeting started, I’d wheeled myself over to the table topics master and asked could I please be given a table topic? The guy was awesome and even gave me one that was perfect! “Vicxtory is…” With Uber, I announced that victory’s a fluffy unicorn then shared the story of how I got him! The evaluator said I had good storytelling skills~
• The problem came when we left; parking cost fifteen dollars! I swear in the past it’d only cost ten. PIG mum left me sixteen dollars, meaning I only had one dollar for my Happy Meal (which actually costs $5.x), but thanks to Carol who paid the difference for me, saying I could pay her back when she came next Tuesday.
• Back home, I noted down my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, quickly did each Lumosity brain game once, then hit the sack~

Woo hoo, 21^ST consecutive awesome sleep last night, that’s the 17^TH time this year I’ve enjoyed one whole week of consecutive awesome sleeps! :D Nature didn’t call until 6:50am; after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:00am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad walks silently along the hallway to unpop the lock leading into the garage. After he kisses me goodbye and retucks the teddies and I back into bed, we cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P about one hour later.
• Funnily enough, PIG mum doesn’t come and help me up! In the end, I call her down.

After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Lol, I do lotsa walking over breakfast! First, I walk to the sink and tip my mug of water out; second, I walk to the drawer and get myself a spoon then third I walk to the toaster and grab my slice of toast out! Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• This morning I get to watch Nine’s morning news! ‘Twas read out by Davina Smith, and here are all the interesting surnames I found: Kearsley, Banks, Weidler, Genders, Mapham, Pearl, Blanchett, Seibold, Riewoldt and De Minaur, the weather forecast predicts it’ll be 8-24 toms, and one Aussie dollar’s worth seventy-three US cents.
• After watching the news, I use the loo for one more tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch today was some yeung cheung noodles with lotsa veggies, a few thin slices of beef. Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea.
• After lunch, I took my bowl and cup over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum tootled me off to the NAB for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we also listened to 97.3FM all day too (and since she’d relegated me to the backseat, she had free reign over the volume and reduced it to like fifteen before the day was out *sigh*) and today, Era helped Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 200 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped rubbed Ela’s fingers for ten minutes.
• My student for upper limb’s a young man named Luke; he’s twenty-three coz he did abachelor of science before doing physio. Physio today: lotsa wrist extensions, stabilising cup, lifting and holding. I was particularly pissed @ Ela for not being able to earn Ethan’s shiny hundred dollar bill coz today’s my parents wedding anniversary and I’d have loved to shout them out for dinner tonight! *sigh*
• Afterwards, I used the loo once more, then went and bought groceries from the Runcorn IGA before returning home with PIG mum.
• After one more tinkle, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Around 3:45pm, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the kitchen and pour myself a full cup of water to drink. I just lent against the kitchen benchtop and drank it, before walking myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival one minute late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door. Me, I noted down the time then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly h – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 295c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1522 (ha, I’m just over1.5 grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR online tonight after Kim leaves @ 6pm!! So hopefully bbl with the rest of last night’s and today’s events after she’s gone, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 295b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday’s actually 2211; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 329 steps (coz obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Try God’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online after I get back home from physio this arvo!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• When Carol announced her arrival, thanks to PIG mum who let her in, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door. Me, I stayed online till 4:40pm, then went and took my quickest possible shower. I washed and rinsed my own hair today; I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang my shorter second-favourite song out aloud five times.
• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:14am, I lasted 5:27. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 11:26am I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:01. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 295

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 264

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1857 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Change Can Begin With You’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online when I get home from Toastmasters tonight!! But just noting down briefly:

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:15, I lasted 6:07. Now, lemme finish one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 20^TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:40am~
• Now @ 4:32pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:32. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• My new student physio’s called Georgia.UQ physio today: lotsa weightshifting, stepping for Erf and about thirty sit-to-stands.
• Had half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah
• Saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage
• Carol’s here minding me now; we’re hitting Toastmasters tonight!
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Aunty Deana can’t come anymore; I’ve only got a 1-2pm appointment @ the NAB, before Kim minds me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Oh, tomorrow’s the parent’s 34^TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!! :D
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 264d

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @2503. ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for Monday?

• Suddenly dad arrives home and decides we’re going out for steak tonight @ The Glen for their early wedding anniversary celebration! I ask why tonight, and dad replies Monday’s cheap steak night!
• So a quick trip to the loo to get changed outta my PJ top, then it’s out to the car and down we go!
• Hilarious: as we’re walking in, some old random bloke walks up to us and nods @ dad, “It’s great how you’re still looking after him, hey?” (coz obviously, @ first glance you can tell I’m very disabled ><) Dad just nods and smiles politely but I can't resist and grin cheekily at the man. "Sure is," I reply, "but tell you a secret? I'm a her." The guy looks startled until I reassure him, "Don't worry, sir; I've got short hair, am wearing a hoodie and probably look like a guy." XD
• As usual, it’s two meals between three and obviously I get piss little, but worst of all, I didn’t get any rice for dinner tonight! >< Never mind, will haveta console myself that I had some for lunch today and must persuade PIG mum to please take me out for half a plate toms coz I won’t be having any for dinner toms night either and will be suffering from huge withdrawal symptoms come Wednesday! >< XD
• Afterwards, dad tootles us home, I use the loo once more for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: late morning UQ physio with a new student. Fingers crossed I get a good one!
• Also fingers crossed PIG mum will take me for half a plate of rice come lunchtime; I already missed out tonight and will miss out again toms night; I’m gonna get withdrawal symptoms if I don’t get any rice for lunch toms!! >< XD
• Looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum’s looking forward to the chance to get to yap incessantly @ Aunty Ann for one hour. XD Doubtless she’ll yabber on about the inadequacies of the NDIS. XD
• Will haveta take my quickest possible shower @ 4:40pm coz Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm then taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! Then fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some arvo tea back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO!! *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 264c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2031 (ha, I’m just over two grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s A Gift For A Gypsy Girl’. Anyways, potential final, final events for Monday?

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast tossed into it, one full mug of water (which I pour down the sink coz PIG mum’s upstairs changing XD), all my usual drugs :P and half a small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• Now @ 6:42pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 8:33. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After that, I get into the 4WD and PIG mum tootles us to that NDIS meeting. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and goodness knows why she’s so sh*tty today she won’t lemme turn the radio on, but today Era helped Ela stretch for fifty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
• At the NDIS meeting place, I grab a seat on the most left, PIG mum passes me my mobile and I start playing Candy Crush! Indeed, I manage to pass not one, but TWO levels! :D Only it’s nothing to get really excited about; I’ve only reached level 164. XD
• The meeting over, PIG mum took me to the loo once more, bitching all the while about the crappy NDIS.
• Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely into the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Dearest dad’s already home and Facetiming with 4^th Aunty.
• Lunch: leftovers from dinner plus one mug of Chinese tea.
• After lunch, I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Before leaving for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Physio today: stood entire session, reaching for both hands, leaning forward, bending to floor about six times for Ela to touch object and leaning forward again for Era to push away from wall, standing practice.
• When we left, PIG mum’s mobile rang; ‘twas Aunty Deana! Did I recently lose a pair of fitover sunnies? Mother says yes, I lost mine after exercises with the old folks last Monday; Aunty Deana Whatsapps a photo over and PIG mum says yes, they’re mine! Aunty Deana says she’ll drop them back later today~
• Back home, I turn off the alarm, use the loo for one more tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When Tina announces her arrival three/four minutes early, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one packet of those delicious banana-flavoured minion cookies and oe mug of green tea. Lol, they were so adorable I asked Tina to please take a photo of them and send to me! The other happiness was getting to read for another hour; reminder to self that there’s a quote on pg. 666 about God abandoning them that I found very thoughtful and would like to share on Facebook. As for Tina, after she cleaned the bathroom she sat and gently massaged Ela for about forty minutes while very excitedly watching The Chase.
• After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I sign Tina off with my thanks and byes; she’s back next Monday.
• Toms: late morning UQ physio with a new student! Hope I get a good one~
• Fingers crossed I can have half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah before I see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage! Bet PIG mum simply can’t wait to yap @ her and tell her all about the NDIS meeting we ended today. XD May I call her a hypocrite without getting into trouble? When we left, she yelled @ me to shut up while Era was helping Ela stretch because she’d heard too much English and her mind was overloaded, but when I arrived @ physio she yapped endlessly @ Vincent telling him all about it! Then again when Aunty Deana brought my sunnies back! XD
• Will haveta stay online till 4:40pm then take my quickest possible shower coz Carol’s taking me to Toastmasters toms night! So fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas, never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely MORE THAN two DECADES ago!! *sigh*
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 264b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1751 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after Tina minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing today’s events?

Woo hoo, 19^TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:40am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P once more about one hour later. About ten minutes after that, dearest dad comes to kiss me bye and retuck the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work.
• Another hour of cuddling and snoring for the teddies and I, me waking around one hour later for the pot :P again before PIG mum begins her a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE J me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P table when I realize I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

Cheers,

Em. ^^