Wednesday Post 291c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1307 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s … well, it’s not arrived yet; maybe later. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for Wednesday?

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous walk to the front door myself.
• Oh, right after I mentioned it, Joni’s devotional immediately arrived. It’s topic Peculiar People.”
• tonight: “
• while PIG mum let Kim inside, I walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was another delicious tub of minion chocolate mousse; thanks also to Kim who poured me almost one mug of milk.
• Happiness was getting to read the James Clavell novel for one hour but still have time to watch the full sports report! Tonight I reached pg. 550 @ 5:16pm and pg. 555 @ 5:30pm~ As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like seventy minutes, while watching YouTube clips.
• After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim left one minute early today coz she didn’t bring her timesheet.
• Tonight I daren’t return online coz I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; instead, I’m planning to finish watching the taped Australian Ninja Warrior grand final!
• Tonight’s ice cream night, yay for that! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
• Toms: Kim’s taking me out for my fortnightly shopping trip! Looking forward to finding a Lian Hearn novel to read for one hour; also looking forward to meeting Pastor Grace and Naomi for lunch! Will haveta restrict myself to just congee, though: me not capable of having too much crunchy stuff yet. XD
• Won’t ask dearest dad to take us out for dinner toms night coz I’m gonna watch the Broncos play the Bulldogs! I don’t really mind who wins, coz while Brisbane’s my team, I attended Canterbury for high school. But since the Bulldogs can’t make the top eight this year and Uncle Colbert’s definitely cheering for the Broncos too, guess I’d better stick with them. XD Besides, they’ve been predicted to win!
• So probably won’t be back tonight (unless I skip all the ads and the grand final ends before 9:45pm) but hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Again, don't ask me what happened with my bullet points; I started with align left! XD