Monday, August 27, 2018

Monday Post 264c


Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2031 (ha, I’m just over two grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s A Gift For A Gypsy Girl’. Anyways, potential final, final events for Monday?

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast tossed into it, one full mug of water (which I pour down the sink coz PIG mum’s upstairs changing XD), all my usual drugs :P and half a small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • Now @ 6:42pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 8:33. Right, promise I’ll not play again until toms. XD

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • After that, I get into the 4WD and PIG mum tootles us to that NDIS meeting. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and goodness knows why she’s so sh*tty today she won’t lemme turn the radio on, but today Era helped Ela stretch for fifty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
  • At the NDIS meeting place, I grab a seat on the most left, PIG mum passes me my mobile and I start playing Candy Crush! Indeed, I manage to pass not one, but TWO levels! :D Only it’s nothing to get really excited about; I’ve only reached level 164. XD
  • The meeting over, PIG mum took me to the loo once more, bitching all the while about the crappy NDIS.
  • Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely into the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Dearest dad’s already home and Facetiming with 4th Aunty.
  • Lunch: leftovers from dinner plus one mug of Chinese tea.
  • After lunch, I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Before leaving for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Physio today: stood entire session, reaching for both hands, leaning forward, bending to floor about six times for Ela to touch object and leaning forward again for Era to push away from wall, standing practice.
  • When we left, PIG mum’s mobile rang; ‘twas Aunty Deana! Did I recently lose a pair of fitover sunnies? Mother says yes, I lost mine after exercises with the old folks last Monday; Aunty Deana Whatsapps a photo over and PIG mum says yes, they’re mine! Aunty Deana says she’ll drop them back later today~
  • Back home, I turn off the alarm, use the loo for one more tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • When Tina announces her arrival three/four minutes early, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was one packet of those delicious banana-flavoured minion cookies and oe mug of green tea. Lol, they were so adorable I asked Tina to please take a photo of them and send to me! The other happiness was getting to read for another hour; reminder to self that there’s a quote on pg. 666 about God abandoning them that I found very thoughtful and would like to share on Facebook. As for Tina, after she cleaned the bathroom she sat and gently massaged Ela for about forty minutes while very excitedly watching The Chase.
  • After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I sign Tina off with my thanks and byes; she’s back next Monday.
  • Toms: late morning UQ physio with a new student! Hope I get a good one~
  • Fingers crossed I can have half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah before I see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage! Bet PIG mum simply can’t wait to yap @ her and tell her all about the NDIS meeting we ended today. XD May I call her a hypocrite without getting into trouble? When we left, she yelled @ me to shut up while Era was helping Ela stretch because she’d heard too much English and her mind was overloaded, but when I arrived @ physio she yapped endlessly @ Vincent telling him all about it! Then again when Aunty Deana brought my sunnies back! XD
  • Will haveta stay online till 4:40pm then take my quickest possible shower coz Carol’s taking me to Toastmasters toms night! So fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas, never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely MORE THAN two DECADES ago!! *sigh*
  • Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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