Saturday, August 11, 2018

Saturday Post 263c


Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3461 9even though I’ve not left the house still) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s “God’s Spy Within”. Anyways, continuing events for Saturday?

  • Phew, Kim knew to let herself inside when she arrived two minutes early, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous walk to the front door myself.
  • At 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Elf’s AFO, Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea was one yummy tub of minion chocolate mousse, one small mug of  green tea and thanks to Uncle Alan/Aunty Emily for one thin bikkie with one chocolate streak over the top! Dad was originally worried it would contain nuts, but I tested it and ‘twas fine~ my biggest happiness was getting to read for one more hour, meaning I’ve spent 1/8th of today – three HOURS – reading! :D As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom before sitting and massaging Ela very gently and very sporadically (she regularly stops and just taps away @ her smartphone; I’ve learnt to twitch Ela everytime I begin a new paragraph and she’ll continue XD) for almost (but not quite) one hour.
  • After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Alas that I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the treadmill but she’s like that, deliberately timing things so dad will see the power she’s got over me. >< Never mind, hopefully I’ll still be awake after counting to 500 and can sing myself to sleep!
  • But I mightn’t return coz I’m watching Saturday night football! Anyhow, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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