Good
afternoon! Aiya, idiot Wally reset himself and I dunno how many steps I’ve
plodded today! >< However, searching back through my record, my final,
final plodding total for last Sunday was 5841, so I’m gonna stick with that.
That was also my highest plodding total of the year thus far, so I’m presuming
I’ll haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her,
just when dearest dad gets home. >< I know she times it so that she can
show off to him what a piece of sh*t I’ve become and how much power she has
over me. *sigh* But secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘United by the Spirit’ and thirdly,
the spam count for the weekend’s ten. Anyways, events for today?
- For my first game of Bejeweled
ending @
- Now @
- Woo hoo, 18TH consecutive awesome sleep last night; not only that, I had another dream! For my 58th dream for 2018, Claudia Lui and I are having chips from Café Mi! Awful PIG mum goes to get a doggy bag to take away half my chips for arvo tea; while she’s gone, I quickly snap up all the chips. XD
Nature
didn’t call until 7:10am , and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten
minutes till 7:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help
me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get
through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and
just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or
satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions,
if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I
guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure.
>< *sigh*
- About the sametime, PIG mum begins her a-THUMPING around upstairs; soon she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra strap but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with once after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
PIG mum
comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, after which I let her
gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and
brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also
fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel,
asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly
important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no
bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of
having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good
day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ...
*sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He
lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all
only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life
that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- Now @
- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
After
tipping my full mug of water down the drain, breakfast is one lil mini muffin,
all my usual drugs :P and one small cup of plain warm milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my
mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and
unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me
because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having
a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's
dependent on my own good attitude!
- After taking my dish and cup over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- PIG mum tootles us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; of course she won’t lemme turn the music on because she’s ‘too busy preparing her heart to worship God’, whatever that really means. No matter. I spend the short car trip with both eyes closed, telling the cruel and unfaithful God how much I wished there were ANY OTHER WAY INTO HEAVEN WITHOUT HIM,
- At church, I used the loo for one tinkle then entered class. I’m ten minutes early, obviously the first to arrive. Not that PIG mum cares; seeing that Aunty Winnie’s around she sticks long enough to ask me am I warm enough, then bolts upstairs for the Canto service. Thanks to Aunty Winnie who keeps me company for awhile until Pastor Chris arrives.
- Another small class today, about seven students. Today’s lesson is about evangelism to postmoderns.
- When PIG mum comes to get me, I use the loo for one more tinkle, grab some morning tea then grab a seat. Lol, I really laugh that the only time I can actually feel PIG mum touching my back when I struggle to walk’s when I’m walking around @ church and people can see that she’s being a ‘good’ mother. XD
- For morning tea, Granny Wan wanders over for a chat; again I commend her for her wicked English skills!
- Before hauling myself upstairs, I stop and say hello to Leanne’s granny~
- I grab my usual seat @ service; PIG mum bolts off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the other church aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does. Not sure why she insists on calling their gossip and coffee session that, but hey.
- Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today! I sing everything, plus the harmony for one song, but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
- Speaker today’s Pastor Chris with his penultimate sermon from his series Recognising Greatness.
- After communion, when the service ends, I head over to thank Joshels for coming to say hi @ the footy last Thursday! Janice comes along bearing a wailing Noah; we ask her what’s wrong and she replies that poor Noah caught his fingers in sth! >< But adorable Josh sticks out his arms and asks, “Uncle Josh pol pol? And Noah goes over; aww~
- After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us off to the Underwood Maccas for lunch with dearest dad. Pity the disabled parking isn’t available. *sigh*
- Another five dollar cheap lunch for me; PIG mum scores when she discovers there’s TWO slices of beetroot inside the burger!
- Before returning home, we buy groceries from the Woolies @ Underwood Marketplace.
- Back home, I turn off the alarm, use the loo for one tinkle, wash and drey Era then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Dad had better take us out for dinner tonight!
- Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Apart from an early arvo torture session with Vincent the bloody physio, I don’t think I’ve got much planned.
- Tina’s coming to mind me from
- So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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