Friday Post 304b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 3411 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now 129. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

• Usually nature calls hourly after that initial pot :P trip, but happiness today was snoring all the way until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking again for another pot :P trip.
• Oh, this morning, after the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down our road and started tipping bins; dad brought in the MASSIVE minion that Barb brought for me last night! Perhaps he'd wanted to surprise me with it when I woke up? Still, I squeed over him and dad left him in bed with me to keep me company.
• After dearest dad kissed me bye, retucked me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, Stuart, Uber and I cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before returning outside and awaiting Peggy'a arrival @ 9am.
• This time, she remember his name's Uber and not Herbert, but like I promised: when she bid us good morning, Uber gave her the BEAR BUM and I imperiously waved her away! XD Prggy does so, after adding "Fifteen more minutes." XD
• When she returns, I use the pot :P once more for several more tinkles, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Peggy who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her third consecutive break~ Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is one bowl of flaky bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one slice of toast smeared with avocado and sprinkled lightly with salt. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Whoops only five minutes left, so super-quickly:
• Did a stinky unspeakable and then went with Peggy to Calamvale Central to buy Woolies, fruit and my BBQ pork salad roll for lunch.
• Showered when I got home - hairwash today. Also thanks to Peggy who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I had my yummy pork salad roll plus one delicious mug of vanilla chai with milk for lunch.
• Tiff and Marissa came to gimme an OT session; we cooked chicken stir fry together!
• Only whoops: I was peeling the carrot when I accidentally peeled Era's right thumbnail fingertip off! Blood spewed everywhere; I calmly called for mother the RN to please come save me and the OTs finished the meal prep, although I stood @ the stove and cooked.
• Had some dragon fruit and one cup of peppermint tea for arvo tea.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 32ND time!
• Toms: Nisha's minding me from 10am till 2pm. I've not seen her for awhile; wonder where she's been?
• Will shower with her after we come back from picking up the new book club novel and having walkies @ Underwood Marketplace; hopefully dad'll lemme buy a sushi roll for arvo tea!
• Don't get support 4-6pm anymore but wonder will dad take me to play ping pong anymore on account of me slicing Era's thumb open? 
• But looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea, and fingers crossed I will get to read for three hours toms!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Seven's, read by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher) for the 32ND time: Probert, Gyte, Clem (first name), Langham, Doreen (first name), Imery, Dry, Akef (first name), Schrinner (heard), Palaszczuk, Reason, Biden, Ribarich, Thwaites, Dewald (first name), De Clerk, Moody, Vega, Jensen, Griffin, Bolton, Abate, Crisafulli, Minnikin, Kitching, Albanese, Groenveld, Hango-Zada, Lenton, McCusker, Walters (heard), Capewell (heard), Arrow (heard), Cleary, Drua, Zorko, Cummins, Sweoson (heard), Gwilym, Maric, Vassallo, Tudhope, Perrine, Pick, Aarsoje and Mercer. 1AUD = 73USc. Katie Brown read the sports report. Brisbane was 22-27 today. Brisbane toms: 20-27. Sunrise: 5:47am Sunset 6:09pm
• P.P.S. Ohh! May haveta skip dinner tonight: NRL season opener; Broncos versus Bunnies!