Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4583 steps (ha, I'm over 4.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Danger Of Drifting'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Never Be Part Of A Clique'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Opportunities To Shine' and fifthly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Skipping Like Calves' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! Anyways, events for today?
- Huh, you'd think after scoring an awesome night's sleep on Saturday I was on track to score another awesome week's sleep but no, my idiot bladder poked me awake @ 12:45am and demanded I use the pot :P for her. >< XD *sigh*
- Nature calls again @ 6:10am, when I'm woken by dearest dad pulling the bathroom door shut after silently and very thoughtfully walking silently along the hallway. After another pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Usually nature calls hourly after the initial pot :P trip but happiness was sleeping soundly until dearest dad again very thoughtfully walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage before waking for another pot :P trip.
- After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- After getting myself a spoon (13th time this year), breakfast was one bowl of Coco Pops cross Weet-Bix cross Minus XD, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NO
- That done, PIG mum tootles me off to APO to get my new AFO, second time lucky! Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to 97.3FM all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for fifty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 250 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped Ela rub her fingers for about five minutes.
- Aww today Peter's wife didn't offer me a cuppa but I walked out into reception where she was seated to have a looksee @ her earrings after Peter said she got new ones to try out my new AFO and EWW she's wearing a STRING of BLOODY EYEBALLS!! O_O XD I fingered them, told her they were disgusting and to expect an irate phone call from me toms should they gimme nightmares. XD
- PIG mum tootled us home afterwards; I played with my mobile until PIG mum ordered me to make myself a tuna toastie with one slice of cheese for lunch. I - bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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