Monday Post 346b

 Heylo again and good afternoon again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3428 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!! Righteo, continuing events for today?

• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. PIG mum says no toast coz I'm not doing any physio today; well I'd better get toast toms! Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and she tootles us off to Top Health Doctors, where she's seeing Dr. Ku to get her x-ray results. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to NOVA 106.9FM all day, and today, Era helps Ela stretch for forty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes around 200 times, holding each for a count of five.
• At Top Health, I play with my mobile while mother sees Dr. Ku. She comes back out saying she's got bursitus.
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle, boot the computer up and come over to the gobbling :P table for lunch (a tuna in tomato and onion toastie with one slice of cheese and some warm drink) with dearest dad (most Mondays he'll come home for lunch since he's taking orders Monday morning) before returning online till 1:40pm.
• After using the loo for one tinkle, I climb back into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles me off to Unique Physiotherapy to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• Lol, proof that PIG mum's got a soporific voice: she sent me off to sleep AGAIN! I was enjoying Aunty Anna's firm ministrations (she massages harder than Aunty Ann did) and PIG mum's incessant yapping just sent me sleeping again!! XD
• When exiting the room I read a list oof services that Aunty Anna provides: one was ear candling! I've not heard of that before ... I ask Aunty Anna, birthday cake, take candle, put into ear, light candle, *sings* Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To *makes explosion sound*? Aunty Anna bursts into uproarious laughter and offers: I do that for you next week! Hmm, think I'd better Google what's involved and the mortality rate first ... XD
• Back home, Annette was supposed to mind me from 4-6pm but Breeanna came instead! Haven't seen her f - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 166TH time: Greer, Lehrmann (heard), Reynolds (heard), Drumgold, Heinke, Hyland, Herbert, Heinke, Millward, D'Ath (heard), Demebele, Croucher, Albanese (heard), Arvier, De Brenni, Beckett, Mander, Chalmers, Cavallaro, Sayed, Dorday, Ghislane (first name), Stream, White, Hames, Maxwell, Gay, Rawlings, Genders, Finch (heard), Brockmann, Schreiber, Yan, Seibold (heard), Trbojevich (heard), Cheika, Batt, Bond, Brigginshaw, Manu (heard) and Schwarz. 62.42USc = 1AUD. Wally Lewis read the sports reportLuke Bradnam read the weather report from the Gold Coast. Brisbane was 18-25 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 16-25. Sunrise 5:09am Sunset 5:58pm