Saturday Post 367b

 Good evening again and heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3482 (so bet I'll have cracked 3.5 grand before the night's out XD) and secondly, J oni's devotional topic's 'Dashed Hopes' but thirdly and way most importantly I'm really still owed SIXTEEN MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night; that's the 9th time this year I've achieved one straight week of consecutive awesome sleeps! :D Suppose I'm so used to PIG mum waking for her  half-day's work every Saturday that my physical body hasn't comprehended that she's retired because nature automatically called this morning @ 6:20am! XD After one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Usually nature calls hourly after that first daylight pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly till PIG mum let herself into my room @ 9:50am to hit me with the eye goo before waking again to relieve myself! Actually, she made me forget my dream (I was dreaming before she woke me) but hopeful it'll come back tonight/toms morning and remember it!
• While awaiting Nisha's arrival @ 10am, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After PIG mum lets Nisha in, she  knoocks, pushes open the door and just says "Fifteen more minutes?" Pearl's rather miffed that she didn't bid us good morning first but since she didn't demand we get up immediately, I told him to leave things be. Besides, Pearl's anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum. XD
• Lol somehow I fell back asleep and Nisha didn't rouse me! XD After I'd used the pot :P for one more tinkle, we got me kitted and then I went next door and brushed teeth. After drinking a tall glass of water, I sit over the loo proper and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I head outside to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who'd fried some eggs and Nisha who added one slice of cheese for me. Over and after breakfast, I happily read for thirty minutes, finishing pg. 100 @ 11:02 and reaching pg. 111 @ exactly 11:20. Nisha very gently massaged Ela for just under fifteen minutes after I asked her please to.
• While Nisha closed and locked windows, I used the loo for one more tinkle before climbing into the passenger seat of her car and buckling my own seatbelt (what I did all day). Nisha tootles us off to Calamvale Central, parks underground and grabs a trolley for us.
• At Woolies I buy one box of cheap facial tissues and she buys some kinda veggie juice and two avocadoes.
• Our other stop's the Sushi Hub, where I chose an unagi and egg sushi for arvo tea. Then I see that they are selling mini inari for four days only, each costing two bucks and ask Nisha have I got enough coijs to buy one? She checks and says sorry you've only got one dollar seventy. Aww, won't you please shout me thirty cents? I beg. And she says yes! :D Teriyaki salmon's delicious, BTW~
• Back home, I take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who helps me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Nisha flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Nisha rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, she made me one more mug of white tea with two sugars and then reheated rice leftovers with added oyster sauce for my lunch before going to clean the bathroom.
• At 1:40pm I sat over the loo and did another stinky unspeakable. PIG mum arrived home just as Nisha was about to drop me off @ church~
• At church, Nisha walked with me into the room where dad signed her off and she left four minutes early. She's back same time next week.
• Dad and I had great fun playing thrice/four times; he even lemme win! XD I just screeched @ him whenever he played spin shots/smashed the ball @ me. XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then headed down to the gobbling :P table to munch my yummy sushi roll and drink one big mug of yummy peppermint tea. Then I read all the way till 5:30pm, meaning I've spent three hours reading today! :D
• After sitting over the loo for two tinkles, I pop online and then happily watch the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 118TH time. All the things I like recording are in the previous post.
• Once the news was over, I called to PIG mum was dinner ready yet? She said come; after using the loo for one tinkle I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• PIG mum cooked fried rice with pineapple tonight and for once, 'twas tasty! Obviously she screeched that she'd put too much sauce into it. XD
• Dinner was washed down with one cup of soya bean milk that PIG mum had made earlier; after taking the cup over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^