Good evening and prolly one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ exactly 3500 (ok, 'twas actualy 3497 but I was so pissed with that number I sttood up after shoving the chair back, took three small steps forward while pulling the chair behind me and sat back down; 3.5 grand sounds heaps cooler than 3497, don'tcha reckon? XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic for tonight's "God's Loving Hands" and thirdly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend's now five. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
- I'd just finished watching the first half when PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, immediately forces me offline and then I haveta let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Also had to bend to floor to retrieve pegs clumsy Ela dropped twice/thrice but I'm just glad that I finished before dearesr dad got home from badminton and arvo tea with his mates, meaning he didn't get to see how much power PIG mum has over me, ha.
- Then I took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, sooftly but most hatefully out aloud, opening booth eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all doone after only singing 10%, but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
- After she dried my back and the back of the chair foor me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
- After I dried the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- When dad called dinnertime I used the loo for one more tinkle and then climbed into the backseat of his 4WD.
- Dinner was @ the other end of Calamvale Central, @ Ru Yi Dim Sim! We ordered a three person meal but don't think for an instant that I got one full bowl of rice; no, dad ate one full bowl, took the second bowl for his lunch toms then left PIG mum and me the third boowl and you can guess who had the 'bigger' half, yes? Obviously not me...
- Back home, I used the loo for one moore tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Toms: late morning visit to Bupa Optical for my once-yearly eye test. Unfortunately Daniel's unavailable; wonder who I'll see?
- Will hopefully buy groceries with PIG mum afterwards else I don't see how I'm gonna pass 1000 steps.
- Rebecca's minding me from 4-6pm toms. Which reminds me, toms I'd better ask the Brewhouse pub what are the dinner specials on Tuesday, coz we're having our belated Toastmasters changeover function there!
- And fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 115TH time!
- Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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