Wednesday Post 374b

 Good evening and heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4905 (ooh hopefully I'll reach half a normal person before Wednesday ends! XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my own seatbelt before she tootles me off to see Ray for my first massage and acupuncture session with him in five weeks since he's been holidaying in Japan with his family!
• I use the loo once for one tinkle on arrival, then lie down to get some massage and acupuncture from Ray. Aww, isn't he the best long lost cousin ever? He got me a pair of Minnie Mouse eards from Disneyland!
• After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us home and I munch a bowl of rice leftovers for lunch.
• Bree arrives to drive me to the NAB. Over the journey, she tells me that today's her boyfriend's birthday and they're taking away pizza and eating birthday cake with his mum to celebrate!
• Physio today: One six minute walk test,  four TUG tests and hiked o nce around the Great Court! Mr. Jig-Air was a LEGEND who shouted me a MEDIUM hot chocolate with marshmallows! Butt his bombshell: next Friday's his last @ the NAB! He'll still be working for UQ, though, just elsewhere.
• Rounding the last corner of the Great Court, Elf started twinging. When I told the student she asked me was I okay to hike back to where my manual wheelchair was/did I want her to get the manual wheelchair for her. I told her that I was right to hike back to the wheelchair but by the time I got there the twinge was a definite 'ow'. I told Denny that after I sat down and he sent us back to the NAB and said ask Mrs. Hoppie to check Elf. Her assessment? Elf needs more Botox. She'll email PIG mum about it, and cc me intto the e-mail.
• Bree tootled me home and I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Bree who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I headed back out to the gobbling :P table, Bree made me one big mug of white tea sweetened with two sugars, turned on the news and left after I used the loo once more for two tinkles.
• After she left, I was happily watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 102ND time when the parents returned home from walkies and PIG mum immediately confiscated my mobile. Meaning I didn't get the chance to send myself all the things I like noting down, but Mt. Gravatt's only gonna be nine degrees tonight so I'm definitely turning the heater on!
• Once the news ended I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When the news ended, I used the loo for another tinkle and plopped online.
• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner I used the loo for one tinkle and then Iwalked myself slowly and safely online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa beans from Uncle Simon, lotsa yummy cauliflower, two slices of yummy chicken and one lil chunk of crumbed fish dabbed with a little mayo, which obviously I saved for last.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully brb after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^