friday post

good afternoon!
the spam count for this week is actually 122, TWFT topic is 'do you have what it takes?' and em was hard at work plodding 1973 steps today. hmm ... lisa should arrive here in 45 mins or so, let's get started into today's events!
-dearest dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) her walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with the previous few days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to go to your :P turn, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, of course forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt.off she tootledus off to my turn, listening to westlife's face to face.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, then rocked off to repark the car. jennie soon came for me. kindly lending me a stick, she Forced me to walk over to a plinth.
-PIG mum joined in, and forced em on a wide range of left hand/arm exercises, some sitting, some standing.
-i finished with a round on that electric exercise bike. i let it do 2 mins for me, then i did 2 mins myself, etc.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we plopped back into the 4WD.
-i rang aunty joanne, saying we were going to be a little late to our lunch date, sorry. she said it was fine and just to drive safely.
-PIG mum gleefully Forced(second time) me to walk in. we took a look at the menu, then ordered. PIG mum got some yucky curry vermicelli (she kindly shared with me a bowl - 'twas yucky, sorry :P), aunty joanns got some combinationho fan (she kindly shared with me 1 1/2 bowls - 'twas yummy, thanks!) and the lady recommended me a chicken chop rice. yum yum. and i ordered a cold horlicks - the glass was sth massive! so i slurped that down. aunty joanne took a slice of chicken chop in return for the ho fan she gave me; i also donated my icky tomato (2 slices) and equally icky cucumber (also two slices) to PIG mum.
-aunty joanne kindly shouted us, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the 4WD, forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, switched the CD toleslie cheung (poor man committed suicide quite a few years ago, RIP) and tootled us back home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to the computer.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me a glass of water; i also rang dearest dad, who was at tarragindi.
-woo hoo, i finished! just in the nick of time too. so i'll just check, then catch a news article or two. CODA says the carer coming today is lisa ... is she new?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S.tomorrow marks my parent's 25th wedding anniversary! so a few weeks ago, when karen took me out to garbo, we went present shopping! i hope they like their presents. but i have a real fear :P that PIG mum will KILL :P o_O poor em after she opens her present. anyways, i thought, just in case that happens, i'd better write out a will first:
-all my books can go to leanne
-all my teddies can go to dearest dad
-my old school books? just burn them. :P in case you want them!
-janice teaches piano, right? she can have all my old piano books then.
-lol, i don't really own much, do i? anything else, just have a yak to my dad and see if you can take them.
-last of all, please remember to be nice to my dearest dad! coz i love him the most. forever. :)
-oh, i should prolly say be nice to PIG mum too, but she'll prolly be in jail after she murders me. :P
-righteo, hope to see most of yous at UF tonight!