saturday post

evening, all! TWOTD topic was about the verse at the centre of the bible, and today, em was hard at work plodding 3374 steps. righteo, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug herself to go to work, and em swung herself around to use the pot :P once before cuddling her darling bear bear and singing/counting herself back to sleep.
-uh oh. CODA, the failures, rang. no-one here this morning. ><
-i swung myself over to use the pot :p once more, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to dad who rolled me in, gave me a glass of water to drink, and helped me wipe afterwards. the rant of the week i received from him for doing that wasn't really appreciated, though. i mean, when i swing myself over to use the pot, how am i supposed to know that i want to do a stinky unspeakable? i dunno. whatever.
-so dad got me kitted, then he Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table. without my walkbelt or sticky, either. :( even more sad was that somehow took offence with the way i walked, and promptly forced poor em to walk another 5 - 10 laps. ><
-so i answered the door, ushered in my visitors, then finally got to fold my poor weary legs into the armchair.
-wells, karson and peter pie had all come for a visit! dad offered them morning tea, which they all denied coz they just had breakfast at sunnybank oriental/dong fong. so breakfast for me was a slice of toast with some yummy strawberry jam, and a teacup of tea with only one teaspoon of sugar. i'd almost put in two, but wells asked if that was allowed, and should we ask my dad first, but i said nah, not to bother and disturb him.
-so we had a happy chat. peter pie had to leave early coz he had to go pick up kalos from sports - bet he was playing b-ball :P- then we all played games of connect 4. i beat karson in one game, and tied ross in another two. fair enough, he's like world expert chess master!
-they left just as PIG mum arrived home. i needed to pee, so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull up my own trousers after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the dining room just as vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT.
-he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, and my torture session >< :p started. i did left and right arm reachy exercises, head and neck exercises, and walked a few laps with him.
-but as promised, he did bring me a present for not crying/tearing up the last three sessions i had to endure with him! lol, and it wasn't a single grain or two of rice :P either - he'd bought me a chunk of cheesecake from the cheesecake shop! :) so i had a yummy little slice, and thanks to dear dad and PIG mum who each poured me a teacup of milk.
-when he left, chrissy arrived, and Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower.
-a nice hot shower today, too - hairwash today. and it was truly nice to get a carer who'll help me wash my back, right arm and calves; i can manage the rest, no probs.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped off the water. then i got dried, creamed, rekitted - chrissy says that if i stop scratching myself until she leaves, she'll not swear until she leaves, either. she swears like a trooper, that one :p then chrissy handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-arvo tea was just a toasted cheese - thanks chrissy for two slices! - sandwhich cut into 2 triangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar. there's no ham left actually, so i must remember to ask PIG mum to please buy me some so i get a yummy toastie on mon (toms, i'm gonna ask if she can buy me a yummy ham and egg bun or a yummy custard bun or a yummy chicken bun for arvo tea. :)
-i read my feist novel out aloud for awhile, and chrissy forced me on 20mins of left hand/arm exercises. shortly before 6pm, chrissy Forced me to walk over to practise piano. my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle once, then my right hand started playing all the scales and two or three christmas carols, only to have PIG mum come down and force my poor left hand topractise twinkle twinkle another 9 times.
-eep, only half an hour left! typetypetype~~
-at 6:30, chrissy Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, fed me two half-crackers and we watched the first 15mins of finding nemo. remember, fish are friends, not food :p
-6:45, chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
- i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back on wednesday; she and her boyfriend live in kangaroo point. no kangaroos there, though. only fruit bats. :P
-PIG mum galloped :P to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) em walk over to the seat without a back, forced her on a few mins plus of those left ankle exercises dom dom had taught her, then forced poor em on 45+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. actually, i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak and un-dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bathroom to wash and dry both hands, before she just PUSHED (ouch! nah, just joking. :P) poor em down the stairs and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and beans, some silver perch, and a small but yummy chunk of chicken, washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate; whatever.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over, bend down awkwardly to flick on the computer switch - she was mean, and deliberately turned it off when i was in the loo :( - before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. again, i had to bend awkwardly to flick on the bottom three switches, but tootled online at 8:15pm in the end.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, then catch a news article or two; i should have time. hope to see most of yous at church toms, and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch toms! july might've been a failure in that regard, but hopefully august won't be!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.