sunday post

good afternoon!
well, it's just past 3pm, and i don't think any carer will be coming, coz PIG mum and dad have sent them away the past two or three weeks when they've arrived. ><" so i guess that means it'll be PIG mum helping em with her shower today. i guess that means she'll force me to undress all of myself, i'll get a barely lukewarm shower, and she'll force poor ela to scrub various parts of me 50+ times. oh well ... i'll survive. anyways, lemme quickly just go say hello to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back with today's events, okay?
-hmm ... there's like, nobody online! is BLT still on, or sth? if so, wow, that's a long camp!
-argh, dad's hellbent on forcing poor em to go to baddy - but i don't wanna go! >< i mean, if you don't want me online, fine, i'm perfectly happy to sit in my dining chair and read my book club novel! but ai ... if the parents get so much happiness in forcing their poor daughter to go, who am i to deny them that pleasure? ah well, i'll survive. somehow, i always do. anyways, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table. without sticky. :( poor em's actually been forced to walk the whole day without sticky - luckily, she hasn't fallen to her death yet! :P o_O
-argh, parent's forcing poor em to go to baddy now. will come back tonight with my final plodding total for today and spam count for the weekend, okay? time is now ... 3:20pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 7:39pm, and em's final plodding total for sunday now stands at 3810. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum forced poor em to stand for one or two songs, and i sang the descant with clo for one of the psalms we were singing.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and he gave us a sermon on my will versus god's will.
-communion afterwards. then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area.
-thanks to dad for a cup of water-tea, and to PIG mum for a bikkie or two.
-i had a yak to lee and leanne. actually, they wanted to see me walking without a stick, so PIG mum gleefully dragged me up and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me stagger to a nearby chair for them, which i collapsed into for a few mins, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my original chair.
-turns out there was no bible study! i guess coz everyone was at BLT+
-thanks to joey who helped me stagger/hobble/limp back to the car. PIG mum has been a great big MEANIEPOO all day >< poor em hasn't been able to use sticky at all today! i mean, walking's hard enough for me as it is, do you really need to make it MORE difficult?! >< ai, whatever. i'll survive.
-so PIG mum tootled us home, listening to jacky cheung (and that's who we listened to all day). dear dad hopped into the car and tootled us off to plaza at lunch.
-no parking downstairs. >< no disabled parking upstairs, either. >< so dad parked further away, then the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) poor em catch the elevator down and walk all the way to cafe mi. actually, i'd plonked my weary butt down on a chair, only for dad to come back and say he'd found a seat right at the end of cafi mi. so the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) poor em walk all the way in.
-PIG mum kindly got em a chocolate with pearl (which both parents took slurps out of), and then we all shared a western meal and an asian meal - chicken chop with spaghetti and lotsa diced vegies, and curry beef with rice.
-oh dear. >< uncle tyrone said that i had gained weight! "you look pudgier around the face," was his comment. >< eep, come first of september/spring, i think PIG mum's declared that she's putting me on a diet! well, i've already gone from a yellow walkbelt to a red one.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator back up and make the long walk back to our 4WD. uncle slam accompanied us.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, dad tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me, making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forcing me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, before finally making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer desk.
-i tootled online for a little while, until parents decided to force poor em to go play baddy. >< so they made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car. dad forced me to buckle my seatbelt then tootled us off to baddy.
-parents gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk inside.
-i took a seat, getting dragged up several times by the parents and forced to make 80 successful shots or so. mel mel played a bit with me too.
-during my rests, i managed to sing the entirety of both my favourite and second-favourite songs in my head.
-we paid, said our byes, then the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car.
-first, we drove joey home. she'd come to baddy with quiet dan, also playing with this girl named elise who's nineteen and a YFer. joey has uni on monday, tuesday and friday, BTW. lucky thing - she gets two weekends!
-so dad tootled us home. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) poor em walk all the way in for her shower, of course forcing her to undress all of herself. she also forced poor ela to scrub various parts of my body like, 80 times! but surprisingly, it was almost a nice hot shower!
-i had a tinkle before PIG mum flipped off the water and one more when she went outside to get sth. so i dried and creamed myself, got rekitted. PIG mum/dad kindly spread the towel over the entrance so i could dry my shoes, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining table.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce and a couple of spoonfuls of dad's yummy pork mince with tomato. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. :( dinner was washed down with a cup of yummy fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch, and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair.
-but oh dear. >< em needed the bathroom while she was typing her blog! so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to yank my daks down, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table.
-phew, i finished! so i'll check, then read a few news articles. just physio at UQ toms, then hydro in the arvo. >< ah well, i'll survive. hope everyone has a smashing week! cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah, almost forgot! my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 3975.and grandma said i could ring her tonight, yay!
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.