monday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from em yet; PIG mum's still gotta force her to go to hydrotherapy. :( argh, i HATE getting wet. >< whatever. i'll survive. anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad got himself up to go to work this morning, and i swung myself around to use the pot :p once. much thanks to him who also took off that bloody annoying left hand splint. luckily, it didn't try to brain me last night as i slept! :P actually, last night, the stupid thing came up and refused to lie back down on the bed like the rest of me, so PIG mum put chilli PIG sausage :p on top to hold it down, and i delegated bear bearto explain to chilli PIG sausage as to why i needed his help in holding my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand down. :P
-so i cuddled my darling bear bear and counted/sang myself back to sleep.
-PIG mum dug me up. i swung myself around to use the pot again, but then felt like i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a cup of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and helped me wipe afterwards. also thanks to PIG mum who popped me two panadol, coz i had a headache. ><
-i got kitted in the bathroom. after being toileted, i washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum dug me up and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way out to the gobbling table. without sticky or my walkbelt, either. :(
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo (again, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and my 2 yummy harsiubings! a chocolate one (i saved that for last) and a custard one (i ate that first).
-thanks to PIG mum who then popped me my drugs :P for the day: a garlic, a fish oil, 2 cranberry, a bilberry, and an 'eckinaysha'.
-then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt.
-off she tootled us off to UQ, listening to my pokemon soundtrack. it's so cute!
-luckily, we found a carpark on arrival. PIG mum slapped on my walkbelt, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up and into the toilet.
-off course she forced me to dak myself for a tinkle. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off she flounces off to pay, leaving me with some travel mag to browse. if i remember, i must ask next time: why are there no gossip mags?
-kat came for me, with 2 new post grad students, emma and ... louise? lol, i forgot, sorry. ><" they Forced me to walk in.
-i lay on the bed and let them manipulate my dumb/sick/crazy :p left arm ang leg. then we did some standing exercises, before ending in some stepping exercises. kat also put my dumb/sick/crazy :p lkeft hand in that failed splint of mine. i also scored some chocolate off her, yay!
-they Forced me to walk back to the waiting area, where they handed me back to PIG mum, who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back down into the car.
-off she tootled us home, still listening to my pokemon soundtrack. unsurprisingly, she snapped a refusal to all my polite requests to go out for lunch. *sigh* it doesn't matter; i've still got 5 days left of this entire week!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside, still without sticky. :(
-but dearest dad was home! so i kissed him goodbye.
-lunch was a plain glass of milk and a bowl of rice with lotsa greens, some yummy egg and tomato, some fish? and some beef/pork. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl. no biggie. thankfully, it doesn't hurt, so who am i to deny her the pleasure of forcing her poor daughter into doing sth she'd much rather not do?
-eep. >< CODA is a failure. again. >< so that's once this week. if they fail us again this week, i think i really will have to write a letter to DSQ and complain!
-after lunch, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table. again, i had to bend awkwardly to flick on the bottom three switches, then i tootled online.
-so, i've got hydro to endure now. >< sorry, but i really HATE getting wet. but since it gives PIG mum SO much pleasure in being able to force poor em to go, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i'm fairly certain i won't melt. :p
-so yeah, off to hydro for me. look on the bright side - i get to watch the news tonight! PIG mum's already snapped that i get only an hour or less of internet time tonight (no idea why it gives her so much pleasure to restrict her poor daughter to a PISSY two hours a night, whereas she can stay online till 3am, if the fancy so takes her, but hey. my life sucks. that's okay, i'm used to it.) so will come back on tonight and finish up part two of today's post!
cheers,
em. ^^