monday post

good afternoon! TWFTD topic is are you a good listener? and no plodding total from em yet, coz mean PIG mum is still hellbent on forcing her poor daughter - who hates being wet and hates being cold - to go to hydro. >< ai, whatever. i'll survive. i hope! :P anyways, what happened today?
-dear dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P then cuddled her darling bear bear and they snored their respective heads off. :P
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling table. without sticky :(
-breakfast was a crunchy milk choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bar first as my right hand did the unwrapping.
-thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs :P afterwards. a fish oil, 2 cranberry, a bilberry and a garlic.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to goo gui gei (dunno if he's got an english name; that's what he sounds like in canto, anyway.)
-we parked, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up andinto the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the waiting area. all without sticky. :(
-she flounced off to pay, and ben soon came for me. he kindly lent me the walking pole :P then Forced me to walk in.
-ben stuck my dumb/sick/crazy left hand in the failed splint, and we did reaching exercises, standing exercises, weight shifting exercises, and stepping exercises. joe was here to help, as well as another physio girl, catherine/katherine.
-look, cherame's here! yay! :) so i'll bbl later tonight, after 6:30pm, okay? time is now ... 3:10pm
-good evening! time is now ... 8:57pm, and my final plodding total, including hydro, now stands at 3711. anyways, where was i?
-joe Forced me to walk back out to the car, and PIG mum tootled us home. unsurprisingly, she refused to take me out to lunch, but i think she promised me we'd go out either thursday or friday arvo. i hope she keeps her promise!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the house. dearest dad came back for lunch too!
-so lunch was a yummy chicken and pasta with vegetables soup and two slices of toast, which i maragarined :P myself. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hold onto the plate while i spread the maragarine.
-i read my feist novel out aloud for awhile, dear dad went back to work, and at 2pm PIG mum decided that she was kicking me online. so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flick on the switches, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back and bend over awkwardly again to turn on the remaining computer switches. so i tootled online for roughly an hour before cherame arrived.
-cherame Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was a toasted cheese - thanks cherame for two slices! this week's been satisfied! and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. we've run out of mayo, meaning i'll haveta remember to ask PIG mum to please buy me some more, when i'm doing physio at the PA toms. i also drank a cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-cherame Forced me to walk to the bathroom to get changed for hydro. i asked her please for a cup of water, then did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came and got me, so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to cherame's car.
-cherame tootled us off to hydro, listening to triple M or J. whoops, she took a turn too early. :p but we got there in the end. :p
-cherame Forced me to walk inside, then went to lock her car coz she forgot to earlier. :p
-judith stuck my dumb/sick/crazy :p left ankle in KAB, then plopped me into the nice warm water.
-hydro today: walking just forwards, squatting, some left arm exercises, both leg exercises, 4 rolls, all to the right, and not one, not two, but THREE of my favourite head dunks in the end! :P i asked judy afterwards, "why couldn't i get my bum on the floor?" to which she replied, "i reckon you've got a buoyant bum." :P
-i chose to walk out, then cherame wheeled me in for a nice hot shower - obviously, hairwash today. :P
-i got dried, went for a tinkle, got redressed, then went for one more tinkle as cherame used the loo herself also. then she Forced me to walk back out to her car.
-cherame tootled us home, still listening to triple M or J. well, whatever 104.5FM is.
-cherame Forced me to walk back in. she kindly fed me a pear - i offered her a slice, of course, but she declined - my second cup of tea with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a yummy bowl of my BBQ chips.
-at 6:45, cherame Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs, coz i invited her up to see my beautiful room.
-so i endured a forced march up to my room, and showed sunnybank and wavy to cherame. i also showed her my cow cow tissue holder.
-back downstairs, i said my thanks and byes to cherame. i hope her partner's okay! poor dave was suffering from chest pains. she said that if he wasn't feeling any better by the time she got home, she'd force him to the QEII hospital. but if he's okay, they'll just have mac and cheese for dinner. yummy!
-PIG mum flew back, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to sit on that armless, backless thing, and forced poor em on 20+ mins of hand exercises. actually, PIG mum informs me that thing cost 200 bucks. wow! i could've bought four bear bear's with that much money! we also watched ABC's 7pm news.
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa choy sum, and a few small but yummy chunks of chicken. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-uncle colbert came to have a look at my AFO. he said he'd had some beef and egg with rice dish for dinner. so he Forced me to walk 4 laps of my house; 2 without sticky, 2 with.
-then i sat down and watched are you smarter than a 5th grader? on channel ten. i laughed when the contestant was some WWE guy, and rove asked the school kid, "how do you feel being next to this famous guy?" "very small." was her answer. :p lol!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair, where again i had to bend awkwardly and turn on the remaining switches before i tootled online.
-yay, i finished! just physio at the PA toms - hope i survive o_O coz PIG mum's already told poor em that she's going to force \her to walk into there without her stick :( but even better - lunch with mr. hall at the coffee club toms! i haven't seen him for more than a year, hope he's doing well!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.