saturday post

good evening! my final plodding total for saturday now stands at 2547. and, if possible, i'll be staying online till 10:16pm, if the parents allow me to. anyways, what's happened since my last post?
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower. she forced me to undress all of me.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. actually, chrissy said my hair's actually quite clean, but she said to wash it anyway coz i was going out tonight.
-i had a tinkle before she flipped off the water, and one more when she went outside to get sth.
-i got dried, creamed, redressed. chrissy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun and a cup of coloured water.
-i read my book club novel until chrissy ordered piano practice. so she Forced me to walk over to the piano.
-era supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle ten times, then played all the scales, christmas carols and soundtyracks herself. when PIG mum came downstairs, i told her that i was hungry!
-so chrissy Forced me to walk back to the gobbling table, fed me a crunchy pear and 3 round sao crackers.
-7's news was read out by lol, i can't remember who. sport either. >< but weather was by john schluter and beach by liz cantor.
-we watched sth else till 6:45, then chrissy Forced me to walk to the loo. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. she came back, Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk to the 4WD.
-she left, will be back on mon? tues? but her and her boyfriend will be having either pizza or thai food for dinner tonight.
-parents tumbled into the 4WD also. dad tootled us off to the manor, listening to leslie cheung.
-dad dropped off PIG mum and i first. so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in. i told the guy i had a reservation for 7, he pointed us to a table inside where the slams where already waiting!
-uncle tyrone appeared soon, followed by aunty a.
-we ordered. i ordered peking duck!
-so i got two little serves of peking duck, some kai lan, a few chunks of beef, 2 small slices of oyster pancake (yup, it's yucky :P) and 1.5 bowls of rice.
-i also got 1.5 slices of yummy cake! much thanks to anna who bought a yummy black forest cake for my parents! with choc chips and strawberries too. yumyum.
-time to leave, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. surprisingly, PIG mum kindly helped me to buckle on my seatbelt, then dearest dad tootled us home, still listening to leslie cheung.
-home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the loo for 2 or 3 tinkles. she also patched up my belly, coz i'd scratched it bleeding. >< then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-firstly, i printed out the camp form. actually, i need to remember to print out two more, one for each parent!
-righteo, i think i'm all done! cake and photo time soon, then my parents open their presents! lol, just to be on the safe side, i'd best type out my will again:
-all my books can go to leanne
-all my teddies can go to dearest dad
-my old school books? just burn them. :P unless you want them!
-janice teaches piano, right? she can have all my old piano books then.
-lol, i don't really own much, do i? anything else, just have a yak to my dad and see if you can take them.
-last of all, please remember to be nice to my dearest dad! coz i love him the most. forever. :)
-oh, i should prolly say be nice to PIG mum too, but she'll prolly be in jail for my murder. :P maybe you can go visit her? :P
hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some decent lunch toms, i mean, it's my last chance this month!
cheers,
em. ^^