monday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from em yet; PIG mum's being a big MEANIEPOO >< and forcing poor em to go to hydro. i mean, fair enough, it's getting warmer now, so i'm not as afeared of catching a cold, but sorry, em still HATES getting wet. >< ah well, i'll survive. at least i know i won't drown anymore!
-TWFT topic was fire cedars
-anyways, cherame's here, so i'll bbl after 7pm, okay? and i'm coming back for an 1.5hrs, okay? time is now ... 3:07pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 8;21pm, and my final plodding total, including hydro, now stands at 3865. anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up for work this morning. em awung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back to some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-PIG mum came to dig em up. em used the pot :P once more, then got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom to wash and dry both hands, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy apricot museli bar. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force poor ela to hang onto the museli bar, then ordered era to upwrap it.
-thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i was very careful to hold the cup 'correctly', BTW.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's face to face. oh yeah, when i get the time, i wanna look up westlife's "amazing" and "hit you with the real thing" on youtube!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up and into the too for a tinkle. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off she flounced off to pay, leaving me with a new idea magazine. ben soon came for me, the walking pole at the ready.
-he Forced me to walk 2 laps of the hallway first, then Forced me to walk inside.
-katherine joined us, and i did like, 30 sit-to stand exercises, also reaching ones.
-before i left, ben Forced me on 6 laps of walking up and down the hallway first.
-PIG mum tootled us home, of course unsurprisingly snapping a no to my polite requests to go out for lunch. but she did very nicely pull up at the newsagents to buy me the paper.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in back to the house. i rang dearest dad, who said he'd arrive home for lunch shortly. :)
-lunch was 4 yummy cocktail fish. thanks to PIG mum for a small smear of mayo. not as much as i'd like, of course, but hey. beggars can't be choosers. :(
-so i read the paper until it was time to go to aunty anna's for a haircut. first, though, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull them back up after a tinkle, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the 4WD.
-after forcing em to buckle her own seatbelt, off she tootled off to aunty anna's.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in. there was some older lady sitting there, having her hair done also. we exchanged pleasantries - she's got this really cool ringtone on her phone! it's a nokia - then aunty anna gave em a 'high class mushroom' haircut. :P
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car, forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, then tootled us back home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back in, forced me to bend awkwardly down to turn on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table.
-after again bending awkwardly down to flick on the remaining three switches, i tootled online for roughly half an hour until ding dong! cherame arrived!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my dining chair. arvo tea was a yummy chicken bun plus a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoons of sugar.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom. i sat down and had two tinkles as cherame changed me. then she Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to her car.
-i waved goodbye to PIG mum then cherame tootled us off to hydro, listening to NOVA.
-she parked, then Forced me to walk in.
-judy stuck ela in KAB, then plopped me into the lukewarm water.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, left arm work, left leg work, both legs work, some sculling, and FOUR of my favourite head dunks in the end! :P but my bum is still too buoyant(sp?) coz for the life of me, i couldn't get it down to the floor! >< lol, judy tried to coach me into how to do it, but no avail. :( :P lol, judy said that next time, i might need to wear the weight belt, see if that helps. :P
-i chose to walk out, then cherame rolled me in for a nice hot shower - obviously, hairwash today. i met another lady that takes herself to hydro too, her name is judith, also!
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. cherame rolled me in for a tinkle, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to cherame who helped me wipe.
-cherame got me redressed. judy came in, and said seeing as it's so late, we could go out the fire exit way. phew, thank-you.
-cherame tootled us home, still listening to NOVA.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back into my TV chair. thanks to her for my last bit of chicken chippies, and cherame who mixed me a warm milo.
-i watched the second half of 7's evening news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. brisbane's gonna be hot toms! i think, like 33 degrees? and officially, it's still winter! come summer, you might find em as a melted puddle. o_O :P
-then we watched the first 15 mins of today tonight, before cherame Forced me to walk to the loo and Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand. but she kindly helped me dry it, thanks. oh, and she and dave will be having mac and cheese for dinner tonight, while judith and brian will be having veal sausages and mash. yumyum!
-PIG mum intercepted us walking back to my gobbling :p chair. she said bye to cherame, then hauled poor em on a forced march up the stairs to my room and back down. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to that 'footstool' :P thing, and promptly forced poor em on 10+ mins of left hand exercises, before making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the gobbling table for dinner.
-ding dong! uncle colbert popped over! so i munched my dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa wombok and chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. dinner was washed down bya yummy mug of fruit and vegetable juice. i asked uncle colbert if there's really a 'correct' and 'incorrect' way to hold a mug, but i've already forgotten, sorry.
-argh. >< uncle colbert reminded me of his purpose of visit. >< so he Forced poor em to hike upstairs once and Forced her to walk back downstairs. at least this time, i remembered the correct order of feet! then he Forced me to walk over to the switches, where i had to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, before he Forced me to walk back to my computer chair, where i tootled online, after bending awkwardly again to flick the last three switches.
-one last thing i forgot to mention! at UQ this morning, ben stuck my arms on the gym bal, and told me to "PUSH!" i told him rather indignantly, "ben, i'm not in labour! :P" steph and katherine wandered over to observe my hard work at 'giving birth', and in the end, i gave birth to not one, not two, but SIX! kids! i named them "ben, katherine, steph, kat, joe, and ann/anne" lol, steph asked, "emily, why didn't you name one after yourself?" to which i squwaked, "steph, i've just given birth to SIX! if you think i want SEVEN, then i haveta say, your mum must've dropped you on the head too many times when you were a baby." :P so yeah, that's the long and sad tale of my experience at motherhood. :p
-one last thing: i was extremely happy to chat to dearest grandma on the phone last night! and she prayed with me, too. :) but that baby mickey's growing to be quite a brat! from what grandma tells me, he sits down and has a bite of his dinner, then gets up and runs around until he's caught. he eats another bite, then gets up and runs around again. repeat process. brat. :p
-righteo, just physio at PA toms - hope it goes well! and that someone will come with morning tea! goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.