saturday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from em yet, coz it's not even 3pm! anyways, i'm just gonna type out what i aim to do every thursday but wasn't given enough time (that's the story of my life, lol. how poor em never has enough time online. ai, whatever, i'll survive. i hope! :P) so:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-lol, my carer for the afternoon should arrive in a couple of mins or so, so i won't even bother to say hi to my online MSN buddies until tonight. let's just get straight into today's events!
-TWFT topic was little cedars.
-also, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night, without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug herself up to go to work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and had a contest to see who could snore louder. (he does, BTW. :P)
-dear dad came in, poked me awake, and told me ten more mins of snooze time. so i took myself around to use the pot :P once more.
-this morning wasn't megan, it was my favourite baby elephant! even better, she says she'll invite me to her wedding in october!
-crap, where is carer? she's already 5 mins late, and em needs to pee. ><
-anyways, i must remember to send her an email and ask, is it true that for indian weddings, you're not allowed to wear shoes? and if that's the case, would i be able to attend in sparkless and take off my shoes?
-so dolly got me kitted. unable to find sticky (goodness knows where mean PIG mum has hidden it. ><) she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-hallelujah! the doorbell rang; my carer is here!bbl after 7pm, okay? time is now ... 3:09pm
-well, dear dad'-evening! time is now 3:10 - having a yak with her, so i'll type out a few more sentences. i think today is chrissy?
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo, and 2 slices of toast, which i buttered and jammed :P myself.
-righteo, showertime! bbl after 7pm, okies? time is now ... 3:13pm
-good evening! time is now 7:16pm, but still no plodding total from em coz she hasn't had dinner yet! dearest dad's just whipping dinner up right now. anyways, where was i?
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and 2 slices of toast, which i buttered and jammed :P myself. much thanks to dolly who held the plate/toast for me; unlike PIG mum, she doesn't force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate as i spread. i did stick ela (that's my left hand's name, remember?) up onto the table, though.
-so dolly gave ela a massage as i read my book club novel. dolly also Forced me to walk to the loo once, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it; thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-ding dong! vincent the physio came. >< first session:PT. he forced me to do left arm exercises, head and neck exercises, and both arms reachy exercises. he also forced me to walk a few laps; the last of which was a hobble from my TV chair to my dining chair, without sticky and without his arm to hang onto either. sorry, but needless to say i was scared sh*tless that i would fall. >< but i survived.
-when he left, lunch was rice, lotsa lettuce (PIG mum ordered me to pick them up with a pair of chopsticks; i complied), a chunk of sweet carrot, a chunk of potato, and a tiny but yummy chunk of BBQ pork. lunch was washed down with a yummy mug of hot chocolate! thanks to lynette (sp?) for the pack of chocolate powder! she's peter's carer, that coffee shop they frequent actually has drive-thru!
-after lunch, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table, where again i had to bend awkwardly to flick on the last three switches before i tootled online.
-first up, i did my bible study homework. is it just me, or does this topic seem to be a bit shorter than the previous topic we covered?
-i finished and printed the bible study homework aroundabouts 3pm, just as ding dong! chrissy arrived!
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower. sadly, PIG mum must've told her, coz she forced poor em to undress all of herself. :(
-then a nice warm shower - hairwash today. i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more as she went outside to fetch something. then i drip dried, got creamed and rekitted. chrissy handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out. i had just exited the laundry when i squwaked, "chrissy, why does my left ankle hurt so much?!" "oh, sh*t!" was her answer, "i forgot to put your splint on!" she offered toput me down on the piano stool and stick my splint back on; i chose instead to hobble/stagger/limp to my dining chair and collapse with an "ouch!" onto it. then thanks to chrissy who stuck my splint back on.
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - thanks chrissy for two slices! - and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. i also drank a cup of coloured water. i'd asked chrissy please for 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, she'd replied that PIG mum had only ordered one, so then i tried to ask please PIG mum for two teaspoons. MEANIEPOO.>< so i just drank a cup of coloured water
-i read my bookclub novel for awhile, then chrissy insisted on forcing poor em to do some hand exercises. i tried to beg off - come on, it's the weekend! - but she was adamant and forced poor em on roughly 20mins of lefct arm exercises, like, theraplaydough :P randomly waving ela around, :P etc.
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the piano. era supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle roughly 10x (i think it was more like 12 or 13, actually) then played scales and christmas carols herself.
-at 6pm, she Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, and kindly cut me up a pear, refusing my offer of a slice. thanks also to PIG mum for the tiniest plastic container of yummy BBQ chippies.
-7's news tonight was read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis or rohan welsh, weather by john schluter and beach by liz cantor. hey, it's still winter - why is it already do damn hot? *sweatdrop?* :P
-i asked at 6:30 if chrissy could take me once more to the loo, then if i could please pop online? PIG mum snapped a refusal, let chrissy take me to the loo, then forced poor em to walk up the stairs and THREW (ouch! just joking, i promise! :P) poor em back down.
-i signed chrissy off, said my thanks and byes. i think she's coming back on wednesday? her boyfriend and her are having steak and salad for dinner tonight lol, i reckon it's pretty creepy that she takes her steaks bleeding :P - well, very rare - considering that she was vegetarian for like, ten years!
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 10+mins of left arm exercises. then she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online.
-oh! almost forgot! reckon i should write about my night at UF first!
-rachel (i can never remember if her surname is 'duffy' or 'doffy', sorry!)whipped me up a dinner of a pear and a crossaint(sp?). then she took me to the loo once before she tootled me off to UF. she's really smart with directions! i mean, she drove me once last week to UF with her GPS, and this time, she already remembered the way to church!
-ai. >< we got to church (thanks to uncle kelvin cham w ho moved aside the traffic cones so we could zoom all the way down!) before rachel discovered how MEAN and SNEAKY PIG mum was - she hadn't put sticky in rachel's car for me! ><
-so thanks to joey who helped me hobble/stagger/limp in. i said my byes and thanks to rachel.
-there was like no one at UF tonight! oh, coz they're all either at BLT+ or on track.
-anyways, wilfreddy took worship. there were so few of us present that he just asked us what song's we'd like to sing! uncle/pastor chong chose refiner's fire, so i sang the harmony to that.
-thanks to letty, joey and uncle/pastor chong who helped me hobble/stagger/limp into the room. uncle/pastor chong told me that he'd had a dinner of just vegetables tonight, and that he'd haveta leave early tonight to pick up aunty sooi pheng from work. she's an RN, just like PIG mum!
-games night! so much thanks to letty/jacinta/janice who poured me two cups of lipton's lychee tea (lemon is better! :P) and we snacked on lollies and doritos with tomato dip! we played pictionary first - i was on a team with letty and uncle chong. but a funny thing: after i correctly guessed "harry potter!" as what letty was drawing, i pointed to her drawing. "ummm ... letty," i wondered, "why does harry potter have a triangle on his head?" "argh, you dumb bum," was her reply, "that's his wizard's hat!" em:" o_O"
-dinnertime! bbl! time is now ... 8:23pm
-*burp* i'm back! time is now ... 8:42pm. now, lemmee go say heylo to my online MSN buddies, then i'll be right back, okay?
-lol, not many ppl online in my contacts list tonight! duh, em, they're all at BLT+! *smacks self in head*ow, am 200 braincells dumber now ... maybe i shouldn't do that again... ^^" anyways, where was i?
-right. letty didn't actually call me a dumb bum, but you get my meaning. :P
-then we played this random categories game, with playdough, drawing with eyes closed, etc.
-pole, janice, christy jie and others all came for a visit! i think they were attending some 'on track' workshop? sth like that, anyways. then after we said our byes, goodnites and see you on sundays, pole helped me hobble/stagger/limp back to the 4WD. dear dad tootled us home, and after sitting down for my yummy if sadly truly tiny bowl of frozen yoghurt (my 'icecream' for the week), the usual nightly routine hasppened, before i cuddled up with my darling bear bear and we snored our respective heads off. :p
-oh yeah - aunty nga rang us tonight! so i spoke with her and dearest grandma too; even better, she said i could ring her toms night! yeah!^^
-dinner tonight: rice, umm ... lol, i forgot what else. >< um, maybe lettuce and beef? or was it pork? lol, i've honestly forgotten. >< perhaps i hit myself too hard on the head and lost 2000, not 200, braincells. >< :Panyways, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force poor ela to hang onto the bowl; oh well. :( dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'; afterall (is that supposed to be one word or two?), i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' when chrissy was here this arvo!
-anyways, i hope to see everyone at church toms! also, fingers crossed for some decent lunch - it was already denied to me on thursday, surely that won't happen again toms? :( finally, i hope the parents won't force poor em to go to baddy, especially since she doesn't want to go! dad can enjoy himself there, as for me, i'm perfectly happy just sitting there and reading my bookclub novel! speaking of that, today/tonight i rang and RSVP'd a lunch to welcome in the coming of spring! the invite was from a lady at the bookclub, she was super-nice and said "of course!" when i asked if PIG mum could attend also.
-sweet, i've got exactly an hour left online till PIG mum forces me off to bed. oh yeah, that's one reason why i wish that a carer could come in on a sunday! i could ask them to do an hour's worth of exercises with me, then i'd get that time back on sunday night! *sigh?* that's prolly why PIG mum told mariana to cut time off the sunday; it gives her so much pleasure to restrict her poor daughter to a PISSY two hour time limit, when she herself has the luxury of staying online till 3am if it so pleases her. *?sigh* whatever. i'll survive.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! TWFT topic was 'little cedars'.
P.P.S. i forgot another thing! today em was hard at work plodding 2265 steps today. goodnite!