thursday post

good afternoon! TWOTD topic was 'brokenness (1)' and no plodding total from em yet coz it's only a quarter to three! i've still got roughly an hour's time left on-line tonight so i'll stick it in tonight. anyways, thought i'd type out what i usually do every thursday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used the word Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word was somehow insulting to her poor, sensitive ears :P and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, except it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word was offensive to her also, and banned it, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply, and i used the word MADE until PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. so i had to comply again, although i wrote that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i was only to use the word made without any words before or after it. dunno why i listen to him; after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, about last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half-cuppa of milk. i also called a goodnight to dearest dad, but he was too immersed in pig land to hear me. :P
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. em was forced to stand for her nightly routine. PIG mum made her poor left hand hold the toothbrush before my right hand squirted out the toothpaste, instead of letting me do it the way i did EVEN BEFORE I GOT SICK: ie balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way. PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing (apparently, it is some HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to not look up into the mirror when you are flossing. don't really know why, but no biggie)and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
5. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
-lol, but after i stood back up, PIG mum kindly helped me yank up my trousers! lol, i know two people who are going to need to go on a diet come spring. :P
6. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet. then, hanging on to the towel rack, i awkwardly moved myself around to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. i honestly dunno, why she doesn't let me enter my bedroom, hold onto the bar that was put up by home mods specifically FOR THAT PURPOSE, and put myself in bed like that, but oh well. it seems that PIG mum somehow derives a greater pleasure from being able to force her poor daughter to walk a few more steps before awkwardly lowering myself down onto my comfy bed.
8. no pull-up pants. >< argh. at least it's been a dry week so far!
-last point: if i don't mention any of this until next thursday, it just means that each night was all the same as what i typed out today. >< righteo, what happened today?
-oh, please please PLEASE let someone from coda come this arvo! it's already past 3:15pm and nobody is here! ><
-dearest dad got himself up to go to work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back to snoring. :P
-PIG mum dug her up, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) her walk over to the laundry to wash and dry both hands. without sticky :( then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. still without sticky. :(
-after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's face to face. when i get the time (prolly sunday) i want to look up their song 'hit you with the real thing' on youtube! i also complied and got out PIG mum's sunnies for her when she ordered, and remembered to keep my right foot facing forward, and not to the side like charlie chaplin. dunno why that's necessary, but no biggie.
-we arrived, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way up to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the waiting area. only i didn't get to take a seat coz ben was already waiting for me. so he Forced me to walk a few laps up and down the hallway, before Forcing me to walk in, kat providing tips to ben as to how to walk me properly.
-eep, hope's fading. >< 'tis 3:30! ><
-tilt table first. i haven't been on that for quite awhile! i asked ben why both my stupid left calf and my stupid left ankle was hurting, and he explained to me that it was coz those two muscle groups are joined together somewhere.
-after the tilt table, kat and ben Forced me to walk over to a side bed, where along with the help of joe, i did some standing exercises and some weight-shifting exercises. all to the left, of course. heaven forbid if i was ever allowed to weight shift to the right! :P
-ben Forced me to walk 5-6 laps of the hallway before he Forced me to walk back down to our 4WD. i returned the walking pole :P to him.
-PIG mum tootled us back home, snapping a refusal to my polite requests to go out somewhere for lunch. actually, i think she'll only agree to take me out for lunch toms if she can force me to walk around a park first, or sth. dunno if that's worth it, to be honest ... we'll see.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my dining chair.
-i browsed the sothern star as PIG mum kindly whipped up lunch for us.
-so, lunch was: a yummy chicken kebab with tomato, cheese, pineapple and mayo. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash it down with.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend down awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair.
-hallelujah, the doorbell rang! please let it be my carer! but poor PIG mum, she's limping and staggering around, she somehow pulled it or sth. her left ankle, or a bit below it, that is. well, i'll remember to keep her in my prayers to percy the angel/saint and god.
-yay, cherame's here! and she's carrying a girl!! so she's the one taking me to the library tonight. fingers crossed for some yummy lunch, and a low-fat choc thickshake!
-hmm ... PIG mum's on the phone now ... i wonder if she's yakking to anna? coz anna's said she's willing to go with us to fasta pasta for lunch with rebekah - yeah!
-anyways, so i'll come back online tonight for my last hour and note down my final plodding total, okay? see you tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^