sunday post

good evening! no plodding total for or spam count for the weekend from me yet coz i haven't even had dinner yet! but TWOTD topic was "you'll get through the storm." anyways, what happened today?
-em was a failure. em woke up wet. >< and it's only august 2nd! ><
-PIG mum dug me up. i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more, then PIG mum got me kitted. then she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a single slice of toast with a dab of marg and jam.
-time to head off to church, the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. dad also forced me to put on my own seatbelt, then off PIG mum tootled us to church, listening to my pokemon soundtrack (and that's what we listened to all day, so i won't be mentioning that again).
-actually, please gimmee a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies. :P
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down and in.
-service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for 3 or 4 songs, and i sang the harmony to 1 or 2.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and we got a sermon on the strategy of prayer.
-thankfully, no need to stand for the response song, and no communion either. i think it's only once a month?
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull up my pants afterwards, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area.
-poop, my dumb left hand hit the escape button again! ><
-for morning tea, i got a cup of water-tea and a little chunk of buttered bread. i also had a chat to karson, joshels and aunty winnie pang.
-bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bible study classroom. we all took turns reading out bible verses, questions, and answering the questions.
-after bible study, PIG mum came to pick me up. i told her i needed the bathroom again. >< so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, forced me to un-dak myself after a tinkle, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-dear dad tumbled in, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-luckily, we found a park downstairs. parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the escalator and walk all the way up.
-as usual, i asked for a 2 piece feed, and as usual, didn't get it. :( so i'll try for one on thursday night with karen/whoever takes me out to the library. so, for lunch, i got: a piece of chicken, a tiny handful of chippies, half a potato and gravy and half a bread roll. i drank a yummy chocolate with pearl. thanks to PIG mum who shared with me a sip of her yummy sweetcorn soup.
-i copped a tirade from uncle slam! that's a first ...
-parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) to walk to hot cake house. i got a yummy chocolate one, maybe i can have it for breakkie toms?
-then, parents gleefully Forced (2nd time) me to walk to sunni bakery. i got a new type of bun for arvo tea.
-aunty frances and the slams accompanied us back to our car, uncle slam for whatever reason hanging onto my stick so i couldn't use it.
-dad tootled us home. for whatever reason, he refused to let me listen to the CD, and he also denied me permission to sing aloud. no biggie. so i just sang in my head.
-megan was already waiting for us when we arrived home. so she accompanied PIG mum in forcing me to walk in.
-she kinda did the 'i undress me from the bottom, you undress me from the top' thing. no hairwash today, BTW. and it was a nice hot shower. best of all, we didn't create a flood! :p
-i got dried, creamed, bandaged, rekitted. megan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out.
-arvo tea was a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar and lots of milk, and my new bun! it was a cheese and ham bun. yum yum~ megan drank a coffee, white with one.
-megan forced me on 45mins of hand exercises. then she Forced me to walk over to play piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy:P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle ten times, and played scales, christmas carols and soundtrack themes itself.
-around 6pm, megan (who lives at annerley - sp?) Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, and fed me a pear, declining my offer of a slice.
-at 6:30, she flicked on the TV and we watched 15mins of dancing with the stars.i'm still cheering for the blind guy!
-at 6:45, megan Forced me to walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my pants back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-we said our thanks and byes to her, dinner was soon called.
-rice tonight, no greens! lotsa tomato, some egg, some silver perch and a bit of yummy chicken, washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. i get the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' once in the afternoon. of course, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well.
-parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. dad wasn't happy with the way i'd walked/sat down, and promptly forced poor em to do it again a couple more times, constantly threatening to turn off the computer.
-but luckily, he didn't. so my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 5544, and the spam count for the weekend is 47.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, and grab a news article or two if i'm lucky. pigs'll fly before PIG mum allows me to stay on for my full length of time, but i promise, i'll note the time and get back EVERY MINUTE I'M OWED. i refuse to be cheated out of my internet time! like i've moaned about before, it's pissy enough as it is! anyways, just physio at UQ and hydro toms. >< oh well. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.