thursday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was stop putting yourself down, and no plodding total from em yet, coz after karen and i return home from garbo, i've still got at least an hour left online! so, i thought i'd just stick in what i normally type out every thursday:
--whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. >< actually, we both forgot about it last night! but thanks to PIG mum who promised me that she'd give me a make-up bowl tonight. i asked if i could please have a bigger bowl, coz it's the end of winter soon, and PIG mum's declared that she's gonna smack em to a diet come 1st september, the first day of spring.
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< righteo, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring :P
-PIG mum came in, poked me awake, and told me, "ten more mins." lol, but i must've fallen asleep while i was counting down my ten mins, coz i could've sworn i still had 4 mins left of snoring to do!
-but PIG mum dug me up. i swung myself to use the pot :P once more, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water to drink, and helped me wipe afterwards.
-back in my room, i got kitted. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakkie was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy milk choc chip museli bar. as with the two previous days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the car. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in to the toilet on arrival. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and try both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-she left me with a who gossip mag, then flounced off to pay. ben soon came for me, walking pole at the ready.
-he Forced me to walk a couple of laps up and down the corridor first, then Forced me to walk in.
-tilt table first. >< eep, nasty physioterrorists trying to tear my limbs off. :P
-without sticking my AFO and shoes back on, kat and ben Forced me to walk over to a plinth (i think that's what they called the beds?)kat joined us, and i 'gave birth' to 3 more kids. :P this time, i just named them after other patients in the NAB clinic. then we did lotsa standing and weight shifting exercises, before PIG mum gave ben and kat blocks of chocolate each, asking them to give the last block to kat.
-ben Forced me to walk back down to the car. then he kindly returned with joe's email for me! i've said before, how there are already *500*!! joe wong's on facebook? :P
- letty joined us for lunch! so PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk up to the genies cafe.
-she took me to the loo once, then we sat down and ordered. both PIG mum and i had the lunch special, the 'grilled medallion of pork atop a creamy cheese potato served with broccoli, carots and bacon and served with sage gravy'. letty had a ham/cheese burger with chips, and donated her bleeding beetroot to PIG mum. :P
-IG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back out to the 4WD. we said our thanks and byes to letty, then, after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt again, PIG mum tootled us home, changing the CD to lesley (or leslie? anyone know?) cheung. she also threatened to DISEMBOWEL :Po_O poor em when i tried to turn down the volume a little. oh well.
-first though, PIG mum tootled us to the glen hotel to make a reservation for her and dearest dad, mr. and mrs. dent at the glen hotel on friday night, when i'll be at UF. i'm already predicting how much time PIG mum will spend dissing me, but hey, i'm used to it.
-back home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, forced poor em to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-ding dong! marianna came for a visit! i think she said sth about getting me to meet this guy who'd be starting uni again or sth?
-karen's here too!"reading over my shoulder." quotes herself. :P so i'll head off for a shower, go to garbo, then come back tonight with my final plodding total ... cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^