sunday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic is lessons from lazarus (2), and no plodding total or spam count for the weekend from em yet, coz i think the parents are going to force poor em to go to baddy. >< ah well, i'll survive. somehow, i always do. anyways, what happened today?
-phew! thank goodness i thought to look over at the commode before i swung myself around to use it - PIG mum had forgotten to put the pot :P in there for me!so i called her down, and she kindly stuck it back in for me. dunno what time it was then, but i swung myself back to bed, cuddled my darling bear bear, and we snored our heads off together. :P
-this morning, both parents poked me to say, "ten more mins." PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :p once more, she got me kitted, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. and N.B today, mean PIG mum has forced poor em to walk everywhere today without sticky. :(
-hmm ...excuse me for a few mins while i go say hi to all my online MSN buddies :p
-breakfast was half a polo bun and a mug of warm milo. lol, turns out we - that is, PIG mum and dearest dad - all had polo bun for breakfast! :P
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. off she tootled us off to church, listening to leslie cheung.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down. much thanks to aunty hilda who passed me a lolly, and letty who helped me open it.
-oh, poo poo. >< i need the loo. bbl.
-so PIG mum got to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk there. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water - which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me, forced me to pull my own pants back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand up for three or four songs; i also sang the harmony to one or two.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he gave us a sermon on what about you?
-no communion afterwards. so i sat and had a yak to lee - which reminds me, i'm going to send him an email now. bbl again~
-no time to send the email; i'll do it when i return tonight. parents are forcing poor em to go to badmington. >< time is now ... 3:30pm
-good evening! time is now ... 8:43pm, and em's final plodding total for sunday now stands at 5715. oh, and spam count for the week is 52. anyways, where was i?
-shanr gave us a sermon on 'what about you'.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over for a seat in the morning tea area.
-morning tea: thanks to dad for a cup of water-tea, and PIG mum for a couple of crackers. i had a yak to charlsy and lee. also, i saw hairy and quiet daniel browsing the camp menu. i begged hairy to put bacon and egg muffins on our eating list. :P
-bible study time. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to our bible study classroom.
-eep, but i was the only girl in the class. so thanks to wilfreddy who went and brought back janice to sit with me. :)
-we all took turns reading out bible verses, questions and answering the questions.
-PIG mum came to fetch me at the end. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, dad tootled us off to foodcourt for lunch.
-luckily, we found a carpark downstairs. parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the escalator and walk all the way into cafe mi.
-argh, there goes my last chance of having a two piece feed from KFC. that means i've gone through TWO MONTHS without being allowed to devour a whole, single two piece feed. >< poor em.
-so i drank half a cup of cold milk tea, and had 1.5 bowls of the yummy western meal, pork chop with spaghetti.
-time to go, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back down to the 4WD. dear dad tootled us home.
-at home, i tootled online briefly until parents decided that we'd be going to baddy. so they made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD.
-dad tootled us off to baddy, again listening to leslie cheung.
-parents gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk in.
-i saw uncle barry there! he explained that he hadn't been to baddy for awhile, not because of tennis elbow, but tennis shoulder. :p
-so PIG mum forced poor em to get up three or four times, and iplayed eighty shots with the parents and mel mel. but eep, it's my turn to read a story to the little kids next week! must start practising toms!
-parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. dad tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry. first she forced me to dak myself, then she forced me to undress all of me.
-a nice warm shower - i washed my own hair tonight. PIG mum forced poor ela to scrub various parts of me 60+ times.
-i had a tinkle before PIG mum flipped the water off, one more as she went outside to fetch sth. i dried myself, creamed myself, kitted myself. PIG mum kindly helped with my socks and shoes, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way out to the gobbling :p table.
-i read my book club novel for awhile as dearest dad whipped up dinner.
-dinner tonight, fried rice with egg, ham, broccoli and pineapple. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. i'll get my one chance to hold it 'incorrectly' toms arvo when chrissy comes. lol, chrissy said to me last time she came, "em, you've been scratching!" to which i responded, "you must've been swearing in your sleep!" :p see our deal - she don't swear, i don't scratch.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to flip on the computer switch, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk. i tootled online.
-first though, we rang leanne.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, then hopefully send an email off to lee. physio at UQ toms, PIG mum and i will have lunch at genies, and then we're seeing edgar at 2pm. hydro in the arvo. >< hope there'll be good set lunch on their menu toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.