saturday post

good evening! TWFT topic was god's incredible love for us, and em was hard at work plodding 3987 steps today. anyways, here's what i type every thursday but hasn't been given enough time till noe:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used the word Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word was somehow insulting to her poor, sensitive ears :P and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, except it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word was offensive to her also, and banned it, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply, and i used the word MADE until PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. so i had to comply again, although i wrote that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i was only to use the word made without any words before or after it. dunno why i listen to him; after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, about last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half-cuppa of milk. i also called a goodnight to dearest dad, but he was too immersed in pig land to hear me. :P
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. em was forced to stand for her nightly routine. PIG mum made her poor left hand hold the toothbrush before my right hand squirted out the toothpaste, instead of letting me do it the way i did EVEN BEFORE I GOT SICK: ie balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way. PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing (apparently, it is some HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to not look up into the mirror when you are flossing. don't really know why, but no biggie)and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
5. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
6. PIG mum forced me to yank my trousers back up afterwards.
7. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet. then, hanging on to the towel rack, i awkwardly moved myself around to wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. i honestly dunno, why she doesn't let me enter my bedroom, hold onto the bar that was put up by home mods specifically FOR THAT PURPOSE, and put myself in bed like that, but oh well. it seems that PIG mum somehow derives a greater pleasure from being able to force her poor daughter to walk a few more steps before awkwardly lowering myself down onto my comfy bed.
9. no pull-up pants. >< argh. at least it's been a dry week so far!
-last point: if i don't mention any of this until next thursday, it just means that each night was ALL the same as what i typed out today. >< righteo, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang counted herself back to sleep. zzz.
-ding dong! karol came! so after giving me ten more mins snooze time, she dug me up. she forced me to put on what i could do after a struggle, kindly helped me with the rest, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once-a-week ability to simply balance the toothbrush on the cup and simply squirt out the toothbrush that way. then, after washing and drying both hands, karol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i said hello to dad's visitor, uncle tanny (i think that was his name).
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and 2 slices of toast, which i buttered and jammed :P myself.
-i read my feist novel for awhile, karol kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage.
-before she left, karol Forced me to walk to the toilet. she kindly passed me a glass of water, so i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. karol came to get me, Forced me to walk over and wash both hands - but helped me dry my right one, thanks! - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-she rocked off; PIG mum came home from work.
-lunch was 4 yummy boiled dumplings, 2 normal ones from aunty irene, and 2 in wonton wrapping from aunty june wong, with half a smear of soya sauce. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash lunch down with.
-i read my feist novel, until ding dong - vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT.
-he forced me to do head and neck exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises, stepping exercises, and Forced me on laps and laps of walking.
-i ended up in the laundry, awaiting my shower. but a rude shock - karol forced me to dak all of me! in the past, most carers bar evelyn were perfectly amenable to the 'i undress me from the top, if you'll start undressing me from the bottom' method, but karol explained that MEAN PIG mum had instructed her to force me to do it all. ><
-but a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, bandaged, rekitted. karol Forced me to walk out. ai, another one who refuses to let me hobble/stagger/limp along with sticky. i'll fall to my untimely end one day, you'll see, and then you'll be sorry. :(
-arvo tea: a yummy sausage bun and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-i finished my feist novel! and started reading my novel for next month's book club, blue ribbons butter bread. it's an autobiography on some famous (long deceased) australian women.
-karol interrupted my reading to force me on approx. 20 mins of left arm exercises, the therabands and the squeezy balls.
-karol Forced me to walk over to practise piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle approx. 5x, then played all the scales, christmas carols, and random song requests from karol.she likes the lion king, BTW.
-karol Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, fed me a small but yummy bowl of BBQ (i guess the chicken ones are finished?) chippies and a mug of warm nesquik. an important point to notice: she offered, i didn't ask. see, i remember PIG mum's absurd rule that if i have a milky drink around 6pm, i only get water with my dinner, not juice.
-karol and i played wii tennis together. i beat her 2-0.
-we watched madagascar until 6:45. karol Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my TV chair.
-but i never got there, coz PIG mum intercepted her, and instead took poor em on a forced march up the stairs and back down, where i had to sit on that backless and armless long stool thing (lol, PIG mum just told me to name the thing; so, in canto, it's now called 'ugly pig' :P.) as PIG mum forced em on a few plus mins of those left ankle exercises dom dom taught her to do (but the amount of huffing and puffing she makes each time i do those dreaded exercises makes me wonder: i mean, hello! i'm the one doing the exercises, not you! but PIG mum snaps that she has to exert strength also. whatever. fair enough. then she forced poor em on 25+ mins of arm exercises. at least i remember that my left thumb has to be ontop (is that one word or two? lol, i dunno. :P). finally, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner, which was 5 yummy dumplings from aunty june and aunty irene. thanks to PIG mum for a drop of soya sauce for my dumplings. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. i mean, i was already very lucky to be able to hold three cups 'incorrectly' today! the breakfast cup, the arvo tea cup, and the 6pm cup!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair.
-after bending awkwardly to flick on the remaining switches, i tootled online.
-yay, i finished! so i'll just check. won't be seeing peoples at church toms, coz B1's getting baptised! and i'm going to SDBC to see! i'm not sure what happens afterwards or what lunch plans will be, but i hope i get some yummy lunch! fingers crossed, anyways!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yay! i spoke to dearest grandma tonight! and she prayed with me, too. :)