Friday Post 176

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3694 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 106kcal or 1.54km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Pray a Prayer of Release' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty, but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-Joey suddenly rang and said she was popping over with a souvenir for me from Hong Kong! In that case, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back right away, instead of waiting for 5:40pm, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Joey announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over again.
-Joey had bought me a toy capsule and these two really cool minion stickers! I stuck one on my phone, so it's now named: Tim. XD
-When she left, dad tootled me off to the library for book club!
-PIG mum helped me once to the normal loo when we arrived, because the disabled loo said 'twas occupied.
-Thirteen ladies attended book club last not, but Amanda was away on leave! Katie ran the show in her absence, and said we were all so well behaved we all deserved a gold star each. XD
-Turns out nearly everyone disliked Shoeless joe; I gave up after fifty pages but Barbara said she only lasted thirty! XD
-Thanks to Victoria who made me one cup of tea, white and two, the second and final one for the day that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After book club, dad tootled me out to the Hyperdome! He said that PIG mum was waiting for us @ Myer.
-We shared dinner first. I had some Subway and some japanese rice; we all drank water.
-Dinner over, we returned into Myer, where the parents randomly bought this top for me. PIG mum also bought this mattress cover.
-Back home, I used the loo once more then returned briefly online before PIG mum booted me off to bed.
-Friday: woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until the noisy garbage truck thundered past our road and woke me up; after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy sleepings with Daddy bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
-more happy snorings followed, plus two more pot :P trips, until PIG mum came into my room just after 10am and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself around to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was half of the yummy apple custard bun I'd bought from BreadTop yesterday, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I held 'incorrectly' and drained when PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. oh, and Aunty A randomly rang, said she wasn't working today and were we free for lunch together? PIG mum said yes and that she'd ring her after I'd finished acupuncture.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned fully against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where off she tootled me for pincushion practice. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Damien Lieth's 'Chapter Seven' album all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Inside the surgery, PIG mum took me once to the loo then gave me a Who gossip mag from August 2011 to browse. Um, hello, isn't it 2014 now?? XD
-Pincushion practice was the same, uneventful, painful experience.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then she rang Aunty A, who decided we'd meet for lunch @ Home Town.
-Today, I had the eel rice, yum! Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who restricted me to just drinking water but hey, no biggie. I just ate at my usual slow pace and listened to PIG mum gabbing @ Aunty A. Again, she boxed away @ least half for arvo tea, sometimes I despair: will I EVER get to eat ONE FULL plate in ONE GO?!! XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home. Again, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I used the loo once more (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself), then I plopped online.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower in about fifteen minutes time.
-Then tonight, i'm off to Ray's for small group! We're doing Bible study again.
-Toms: expect a pissy plodding total, coz I'm not going anywhere. Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm then Annette from 4pm till 6pm. And I've already invited Aunty A over for dinner toms night; she says she doesn't need a reminder call toms morning! XD Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^