Tuesday Post 153b

Heylo again!Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3510, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling eighty-four kcal or 1.46km. Anyways, events for today?
-Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Dearest dad left for work soon after that, and when he'd gone, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking @ least once more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P, but only for one more tinkle, because PIG mum said, "Let's have the eggs Carol Loxckwood gave us for Christmas for breakfast." So PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Actually, instead of letting me sit down, she gleefully FORCED :( me to pour my beaten egg into the waiting frypan, gleefully FORCED :( me to put my slice of bread into the toaster and gleefully FORCED :( to walk, get the milk and pour myself one mug. She also gleefully forced poor Ela to do all the holding and pouring, then, to top things all off, she chucked some unholy cow @ me, meaning I (1) grumpily held my mug of milk 'incorrectly' and (2) continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today.
Before leaving, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Vincent the bloody physio for my first torture session for 2014. >< Physio today: three goes before staying seated, then stood entire session and did exercises for Ela, who also pointlessly opened the door to finish. On the bright side, Kayla waved to me when I first opened the door! She just doesn't talk much still, though ...
-Once physio was done, PIG mum tootled me off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch with FiSo!
-PIG mum didn't feel like sharing the combination ho fan and egg noodle; I chose the ho fan myself while she had the BBQ pork omelette with rice. Fi had some kinda noodle soup.
-After lunch, PIG mum took me once more to the loo before tootling us home. like the trip to physio, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, Fi and I watched the Hunger Games! 'Twas awesome; perhaps I'll write a special blog post on it?
-Fi walked behind me back to the computer before she left.
-I tootled very briefly online until Annette announced her arrival six minutes early, and I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm (the plumber came and fixed our gas problem, phew!) for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette helped with only my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself. Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea.
-So I enjoyed the second half of the lunch I'd enjoyed earlier today, plus one mug of yummy peppermint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette massaged Ela for around forty minutes, painting her dark blue with red spots today.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Annette took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back on Saturday, and will have sausages for dinner tonight.
-For me, toms: another torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Some new aunty from Cathay Community Association's coming to mind me for three hours.
-And Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Alas, am being gleefully forced offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for PIG mum. >< Well, just noting that I'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^