Monday, January 20, 2014

Tuesday Post 155

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2627 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling sixtykcal or 1.09km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Getting Them From Childhood to Adulthood (1). Anyways, events for today?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:40am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear resumed until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more, and after she'd gone,resumed happy Snorings with Daddy Bear and Hoot Hoot.
-More happy snorings with followed, plus @ least two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum was relieved; I hadn't done one since Saturday for her. XD Anyways, she got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water that I drank for PIG mum holding 'incorrectly' when she was upstairs changing, and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I didn't really mind that horrid PIG mum gleefully forced only poor Ela to prepare my breakfast for me because I was sitting and could concentrate. I've grown pretty good @ blocking out all the taunts Satan/the cruel and unfaithful God sends me everytime Ela tries to accomplish something.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also fully leaned against the side rail and finished my mostly silent conversation to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. We listened to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too.
-When PIG mum tootled me off to Vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
--Physio today: sat first go, then stood entire session and practised holding a ball between both hands with Ela bent. She opened loo door twice and uselessly held onto rail; also stood on just Elf for nearly one minute.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch! I enjoyed half of the delicious sweet and sour pork with pineapple for lunch; PIG mum had charsiu in noodle soup. Hey, if I can have lunch there next week, do you think she'll lemme eat one bowl myself (she bagged away half for arvo tea today) if I get something with noodle soup like she did today?
-While she was putting things back inside the 4WD, I chatted with the youngest daughter (Katie?), who told me that she was gonna study event management @ TAFE this year!
-After taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum tootled us back home, while Era helped Ela stretch again for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five. Actually, PIG mum noticed that one car door hadn't been shut properly, and pulled over to rectify that. We were in Kyabra St.! How come they're so fancy that they get their own street name??
-Back home, I plopped online and PIG mum hit pigland upstairs.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio with those two guys. Trent and Josh, maybe?
-Hopefully PIG mum will get me some Subway for lunch because then Jane will take me to see some potential employer! Cripes, I hope I can get a paid job!
-I might be able to return online briefly when Annette leaves but doubt I can come back online after dinner, me having already exceeded the PISSY two hour time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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