Monday post 154b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3721, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling ninety-two kcal or 1.54km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Considering yesterday's adventures, I wasn't really surprised that I managed a great sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:50am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, until dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work. I also used the pot :P once more.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear until PIG mum and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, before swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with that delicious chocolate spread Kim and Cass gave me for Christmas last year! I also popped all my usual drugs :P and drained one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned fully against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where off she tootled me to UQ for my first physio for 2014 there. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Damien Leith's 'Chapter Seven' album all day. Like usual, I spent most of this trip with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before she opened and closed her palm fifty/sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with some random boring (not gossip) magazine before going back downstairs to pay.
-When Sabina comes for me, (she's from Columbia), I used the loo once more then headed into the gym with Sabina holding Ela.
-Physio today: ten minutes tilt table, then lotsa cone work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then drove us to Garbo to meet Aunty Melody for lunch! While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Yay, there was a car park waiting for me, phew. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the downstairs food court, where we waited for Aunty Melody to arrive.
-We had the set meal today, yummy chicken rice. Aunty Mel got some kinda spicy fried rice. Also, we bumped into Aunty Jenny and Mikey!
-Once we'd finished lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk upstairs, took me once to the loo, then left me with Ian for a comfy massage.
-Phew, Ian speaks Canto, meaning we were able to converse. He told me that his baby son's called Eden. I never knew that was a name!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us home. Again, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five-one hundred times.
-I plopped online until Carol arrived, although I remained online until 4pm before taking my nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO. Then I walked over to the loo for two tinkles, before Carol came back to help me with my shoes and laces.
-After walking over to wash and dry Era, I let Carol Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea, which was the yummy chicken sushi roll PIG mum had kindly bought for me when I was getting massaged and one mug of yummy peppermint tea, which was my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!11
Cheers,
Em. ^^