Wednesday Post 179

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4757 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 114kcal or1.98km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Get God's Opinion! (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online after Carol leaves two hours after she arrives!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-When Carol Lockwood announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Explanations', BTW.
-After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling ::P table with her. Arvo tea was my delicious lunch leftovers plus one mug of white tea sweetened with two sugars, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-We set off earlier than usual for Toastmasters, coz we were in some new building!
-Carol was awesome and found it~
-My warmup session went well! Only Leonard suggested, during his general evaluation, that I sit closer to the sides, coz I was seated in the middle, and Neil actually had to move a table for Sparkless2 to squeeze through. Personally, I didn't like this new room coz there weren't any disabled toilets! Oh well, Georgina says we'll be switching rooms quite frequently.
-Afterwards, Carol took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to Maccas for my Happy Meal. I was grumpy coz PIG mum had already gleefully restricted me to just an orange juice, saying, "You're having a thickshake for your birthday from the Coffee Club," but sheesh, it's still january; my birthday isn't until MARCH! >< *sigh* bags I get a shake next fortnight, then!
-Back home, instant bedtime. Zzz~ No, wait: uncle Slam bought me two tubes of Darlie toothpaste that are something like Jasmine Tea flavoured!
-Today: Yay, awesome sleep last night! That's my first straight weeks' of awesome sleeps for 2014! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear resumed until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more, and after she'd gone,resumed happy snorings with Daddy Bear and Hoot Hoot.
-After PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I sculled holding 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After refusing PIG mum's prodding that I should go sit over the loo (I knew she just wanted another opportunity to gleefully force me to do everything myself,
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else today I had UQ physio before Aunty Deana came and minded me for three hours. Toms I've got writers group, meaning Carol's gonna take me back home afterwards and Annette will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Again, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. She still hasn't arrived yet; might as well continue ... i'll just break off suddenly when she announces her arrival.
-I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to some compilation disc from the Backstreet Boys all day, too. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-After coming outta the loo, my new physio students were already waiting for me! I've already forgotten their names, but physio today: twenty-five sit-to-stands, stepping and weight shifting @ the parallel bars, swordwork for Ela and two laps walking along hallway.
-When that finished, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I sat @ the computer and did my writers group homework. Aunty Deana arrived slightly before midday, and PIG mum left to go shopping somewhere.
-After I'd finished writing, I held Aunty Deana's hand and walked well over to the gobbling :P table for lunch. Huge thanks to Aunty Po Yee who'd made me some duck! PIG mum boiled some rice, added lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegies and I practised being Chinese using that chopstick trainer girl. XD Oh, and I also drank one mug of yummy chocolate Nesquik holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-When i'd finished lunch, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then held Aunty Deana's hand and walked well to the loo, where I did a stinky unspeakable.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, I ate one bowl of grapes with chopsticks! Lol, me love the chopstick trainer girl dearest dad bought for me. XD
-Aunty Deana massaged Ela for near fifty minutes today; she also brings along her own equipment! She's got one piece of ivory tusk, and this pink thing that's actually a hair roller.
-When nature randomly called (the grapes were super-juicy!) Aunty Deana took me to the loo again, and once more just before 3pm, when PIG mum returned home.
-Cripes, Carol's running super-late today, isn't she? :S It's already nearly 4:20pm!
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Writers group! I've done my homework, plus printed out Julia's to share with everyone~
-Carol will pick me up. PIG mum pays her thirty bucks for taking me home and having lunch together.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And whaddya think my chances are of persuading dearest dad to take us out for dinner toms night? Well, it's always worth a try! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^