Sunday Post 209b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1890 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now ten. Ha, I reached double digits. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

-        Nature called twice more before PIG mum returned home ten minutes early and demanded entrance; turns out she’d somehow developed a sore tummy! O_o

-        Once PIG mum got outta the bathroom, she tootled me off to church. Unfortunately, in her eagerness to race off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ (I dunno why she insists on calling it that because she and the other aunties don’t do anything Biblical; they just drink coffee and gossip) with the other aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible Study either like my dearest dad does, PIG mum refused to see me safely seated before going out partying; huge thanks to Pastor Chris who was around and kindly walked behind me to my usual seat, thus saving me from a disastrous fall.

-        Now @ 3:00pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. Actually, I promise not to play Bejeweled again until toms, coz for my first game this morning, I already lasted more than 7.5 minutes!

-        Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today again~ I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for two songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today was dear uncle/pastor Chong; his sermon was about homosexuality. There was communion afterwards, too.

-        After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us off to the Springwood Maccas for lunch with dearest dad. Why I was pissed: awful PIG mum shook out MORE THAN 2/3 of the SMALL chips from my McFeast meal and let dad have them; why I was amused/happy: the serving staff must’ve known how horrible PIG mum was gonna be to me coz they felt sorry for me and put not one, but TWO beef patties into my burger! After dad noticed, I quickly shoved it all down my gob before he could demand I give him one. XD

-        Dad left early to go play baddy with his mates; me, I munched my teensy portion of chips and happily read the day’s Sunday mail, while PIG mum played with her smartphone before deciding we’d best leave. Actually, she realised she’d left sth @ church and went back to get it after dropping me back off home first.

-        Looking forward to watching the NRL grand final tonight! GO THE COWBOYS!! (But if they don’t win, I can blame their loss on Uncle Colbert, who PIG mum bets will be too wimpy to watch the game live. XD

-        Toms: it’s the Queen’s birthday public holiday! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, definitely! Because of you, I’m saved from one torture session with Vincent the physio. XD On the downside, it means that Kim won’t come mind me toms arvo, either … *sigh* Anyhow, if dad doesn’t take us out, I’m gonna snuggle in bed till 5:45pm then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news! So hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 209

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 603 steps (coz obviously, I haven’t left the house yet!); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Things Cut Off, Things Cut Back’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s just seven but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!!! Anyways, events for today?

-        Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature tried calling before dawn (meaning the sky had started lightening, but it wasn’t bright enough for me to see the time yet) but I persuaded my bladder to lemme sleep and not call again till when I could see the clock, which was 7:05am!

After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        At 10:09am, I finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:33. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’m content to hit the sack tonight. XD

-        Five minutes later, PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo and help me not only very slightly with a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hasn’t left for church yet. I give myself fifteen more minutes then get myself mostly independently kitted.

-        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming outside when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

Breakfast is a little plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk, which I haveta find from the laundry fridge after PIG mum’s left for church. Over breakfast, I happily watch weekend Sunrise and also spend ten more minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After I’d finished breakfast, I sat and watched Weekend Sunrise for like another ten minutes before I head over to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable.

-        Nature has called twice s – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 209c

Good evening and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2218. righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        Sure enough, @ 7pm I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :p where I could see the television and happily read for five more minutes, meaning I’ve spent THREE hours reading today! :D

-        Then the parents and I all crashed on the couch (well, dearest dad was ensconced inside the massage chair and we all watched Riverfire together! Beautiful~

-        After using the loo for one more tinkle, dad tootled us out to dinner with uncle Man and Aunty Vera (pronounced Veera) @ Little Nonya Singapore.

-        Lol, hopefully we won’t eat out with them too often, because I got even LESS than I usually do! >< The two Peking duck wraps were nice, but for some reason I didn’t get any of the second course (noodles)? When I asked PIG mum why not, she replied, “Because you said you wanted rice.” Well, if that was the case, then why did I only get BARELY HALF a bowl?? *sigh* Sometimes I wonder when I will get a decent-sized meal again; nowadays I can only hope for two each year: my birthday and Christmas. Note I said ‘hope’; it’s not for certain. *sigh*

-        At least PIG mum brought my mobile along and I happily played Candy Crush all night. XD

-        After dinner, the parents tootled us home, I used the loo once more for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him  push me over.

-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing’s the NRL grand final; I’m definitely watching that! GO THE COWBOYS!! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 209b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s possible final, final plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1265, even though I’ve just been @ home all day. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice hot shower (the last for 2017!) for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 23% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era), then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back outside to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was some yummy strawberries, some yummy kiwi and one mug of green tea. My main joy, however, was getting to read not just for one hour, but seventy minutes, because Ten’s sports report wouldn’t air! That means that today, I’ve read for just five minutes short of three hours! Hmm, the fireworks start @ 7:05pm; I’m highly tempted to make my way over to the gobbling :P table @ 7pm and read for five more minutes before the fireworks start just so I can say that today, I’ve read for THREE whole HOURS! :D As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like one hour, while watching boring YouTube clips about the heart.

-        At 5:55pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Kim’s put me into pyjamas already, but I’m still hoping dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner after I watch the fireworks tonight!

-        So hopefully bbl tonight, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 209

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 1053 steps (don’t ask me how I’ve done more than 1000 steps without even leaving the house; I promise I haven’t shaken Wally! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘God is Real!’ Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- Twenty minutes later, PIG mum hit me with the eye goo before leaving for work. After she’d gone and dad had retucked the teddies and I back into bed, promising to stay quiet and let us sleep in peace, before falling back asleep, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- Ending @ 2:37pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:59. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

- Now ending @ 2:54pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:36. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I promise not to play again until toms, coz for my first game I lasted just over nine minutes!

- Then I had a mega-sleep, with nature not calling again until dearest dad walked down the hallway and opened the garage door @ like 9:30am! After another pot :P trip, I used ten more minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        Besta arrived about eight minutes early today; she was smart and immediately offered Daddy Bear and I fifteen more minutes after Daddy Bear nodded good morning @ her, thus saving her the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD

-        When Besta came back, I quickly used the pot :P for one more tinkle and immediately told Besta about my not one, but TWO new dreams this week! Besta gets me kitted and I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her once weekly break.

-        After one more toilet trip for one tinkle, I wash and dry Era before heading out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Alas, today dad has only left me half an egg and ham sandwich for breakfast. Like Besta pointed out, it’s a big half but still only half, hence why I asked Besta please for some popcorn. She tipped me about 2/3 a bowl, which I enjoyed for morning tea @ 11:30am. My main joy, however, was getting to read for 1.25 hours! I reached page 250 @ 11:10 and page 275 @ 11:55. As for Besta, she emptied my stuff, made my bed then sat and gently massaged Ela for around forty minutes. Originally, there was time for one full hour’s massage, but Besta was busy doing sth on her phone.

-        Just after midday, Besta takes me to the loo for one tinkle then makes me one mug of warm Milo. Back seated, I ring Aunty Lai and we chat for about nine minutes, but I can’t reach Aunty Nga. Instead, I happily read for another twenty-five minutes, reaching page 300 @ 12:55pm.

-        At 12:55pm, Besta takes me once more to the loo for one tinkle. Back @ the gobbling :P table, she leaves me with one whole bowl of yummy fried rice for lunch plus another mug of white tea with two sugars. Once she’s gone, I ring dearest dad then tuck into lunch while watching Westlife YouTube clips. Oh, I also read for five more minutes, taking my total to 1.45hrs.

-        Lunch finished, I walk myself slowly and safely over to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 1:45pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo to do a stinky unspeakable and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me overt. For some reason, my demented left foot really started hurting again. >< When PIG mum came home, I told her; she looked @ Elf and screeched, “Of course it’s hurting! Your big toe’s sticking outta the hole!” Well, I looked but couldn’t see that? Anyhow, PIG mum re-footweared Elf and she’s alright again, phew.

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. There’s not much hope she’ll lemme enjoy my third mug of white tea, but hopefully I’ll get to read for one more hour!

-        Hoping to watch Riverfire tonight! Coverage starts heaps earlier, but I think the actual fireworks begin @ 7:05pm. Then hopefully dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner tonight!!

-        Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, the special thing’s that I’m planning to watch the NRL grand final toms arvo; GO THE COWBOYS!!! Kickoff’s @ like 5:30pm; hopefully PIG mum’ll come downstairs by 4pm and lemme eat arvo tea so I’ve got plenty of time for a shower! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 263d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2614 (ha, I’m over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s twenty-eight. Righteo, final, final events for Friday?

-        At 9:29pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and not only do I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight, I promise not to play Bejeweled again until toms, coz I’ve actually also played not one, not two, but THREE noteworthy games lasting more than seven minutes! XD

-        Eep, it’s already past 9:30pm! Just briefly, then:

-        Arvo tea was four yummy slices of sushi and one cup of goji berry chrysanthemum tea. Aunty Kitty often leaves five minutes early, but today she left ten, meaning she got 100% pay for only 75% of the work actually done! Well, PIG mum for some reason says I’m not to mind that.

-        Spent some happy time online before PIG mum gleefully booted me offline and gleefully forced me on 60+ (yes, m\MORE THAN ONE HOUR) minutes worth of stupid mat exercises for her. What really pisses me off is that she deliberately waits until dearest dad’s almost home before gleefully booting me offline, meaning when dad gets home I’m still on the floor doing the exercises for her, meaning she gets to show off to him how much power she has over me. >< *sigh*

-        Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa broccoli, about three small slices of tasteless soup beef, one chunk of tasty fish and one wee morsel of delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Shortly after 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Oh, and I’m planning to watch Riverfire toms night! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 263c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2460. anyways, continuing events for today?

-        So began a difficult morning for me @ the hands of PIG mum. First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me breakfast. That took twenty-nine different orders but hey, I didn’t mind coz @ least I was sitting and could concentrate

-        Immediately after breakfast finished, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some strawberries for morning tea. That took fifty-eight different orders but again, I was seated and could fully concentrate, so didn’t really mind. For the record, I know perfectly well how Ela’s supposed to move but the message just gets lost going to her from my stupid brain! *sigh* Oh well, who am I to deny PIG mum the kick she gets outta from being able to boss me around, gimme orders and gleefully tell me what I’m doing wrong? *sigh again*

-        I did mind, however, when the crummy morning ended with me having to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        After one loo trip, PIG mum tootled me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Correction: we went to Chatterbox @ Calamvale Central and had lunch first. Thanks to the boss dude who taught me that ‘onaka ga ippai’ means I’m full, which means ‘onaka ga suita’ means I’m hungry. I can never figure out between the two! XD

-        After lunch, I saw Ray for some massage and acupuncture. I’ve forgiven him and he’s fully back in my good books now, coz he made me one lil cup of blueberry ice cream with fresh blueberries. PIG mum enjoyed herself yapping unceasingly @ him, of course. XD

-        Back home, I turn the alarm off, use the loo once for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When Aunty Kitty arrives ten minutes late (not Aunty Lucia, thank goodness), PIG mum lets her inside and I head into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who helps me rinse it out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 263b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’spotential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1693. Anyways, events for today?

-        For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:09pm I lasted  5:06. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

I used the pot :P once last night (well, this morning XD) around 2:15am and once more @ 7:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 7:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

After dearest dad kissed me goodbye and retucked the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for work, before returning to sleep I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* Actually, while waiting for dad to leave, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing like 11% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, coz I know I won’t have the chance to this arvo.

-        The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So began a difficult morning for me @ the hands of PIG mum. First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me breakfast – fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 263

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1693 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Yes You Can Change’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s twenty-seven but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Kitty leaves from minding me for one hour! But just noting down I endured an awful morning @ the hands of PIG mum, who gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me both breakfast and morning tea, before we went out and enjoyed lunch @ Chatterbox. Saw Ray for some massage and acupuncture before coming home. Aunty Kitty’s supposed to come and mind me for one hour and toms, expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, before Kim does the same from 4pm. So hopefully bbl with today’s events in proper detail, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 263d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4051. Ha, I’m just over four grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        Dad came to pick me up; because the library had shut, we walked around the side to re-enter the centre then caught the lift back downstairs.

-        Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight was sushi! Still rice; I’m content. XD

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: hopefully a sleep-in! don’t think I’m seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage till late morning so hopefully the garbage truck won’t come THUNDERING down our road until after the sun’s risen fully and I can see the time from my clock!

-        Fingers crossed PIG mum will take me somewhere yummy for lunch~

-        Argh, I think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. Wish she’d stop coming; she’s such a GOSSIP and won’t keep me safe whenever I struggle to walk … :S

-        Oh, unless PIG mum takes me grocery shopping toms, expect a pissy plodding total from me. I found out tonight that Spare randomly resets himself too! ><

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 263c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3953. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        When dad got home, he sent me to the loo, then tootled me back to the Garbo library for our anthology launch!

-        Thankfully, there was one disabled parking spot available. Coz dad has this weird rule that he must get me to any appointment @ least ten minutes before it starts, the room hadn’t even been set up yet! XD

-        Dad left me waiting sitting just outside the meeting room; I chatted with Kirsty until the room was ready and Kirsty kindly gave me a hand in.

-        All the chairs were filled tonight! Must remember: Ken’s wife is named Maureen (it was she who demanded Ken remembered to buy my sheep back from NZ! XD) and Sattya also brought along her daughter, son-in-law and granddaughter!

-        The uping itself was super brief: the librarian talked (and she gave me permission to bring a smiley head sticker for the poor decapitated woman adorning the female toilet! XD), Boyd talked then Ken talked! Apparently, that was gonna be the night but then Ken read out two stories from the anthology; one was that old lady’s … Carol?)

-        Supper was served: thanks to Kirsty who got me one slice of cake, one slice of lamington, half a strawberry and two crackers with cheese dip. She also made me one lil cup of white tea with two sugars and Boyd got me one cup of orange juice.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 263b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Firstly,  Em’s potential final, final plodding total now stands @ 2830 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after I get home tonight!! Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

-        When Kim arrived, PIG mum kindly let her inside and I went to the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flipped the nice hot water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry both legs, my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO, my bra and both laces). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Well, I had to skip watching the sports report (no reception for Ten, anyhow) but I got to read for one whole hour, yay! I reached page 225 @ 5:40pm, BTW~ As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching YouTube videos.

-        At 5:55pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Looking forward to our anthology launch tonight!

-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 263

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2517 steps (ha, just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Be Proactive, Passionate And Persistent’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!!! Anyways, events for today?

-        Yay, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Just like yesterday, nature didn’t call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:16pm, I lasted 5:57. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’m content to call it quits for Thursday. XD

-        There wasn’t much point trying to fall back asleep, knowing that PIG mum would enter my room soon; instead I just softly, silently but most hatefully sang about 30% of me newest second-favourite song silently, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        Now @ 3:27pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:53. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-        After PIG mum had come to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra strap, I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself mostly independently kitted.

-        PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, I also go turn on the TV, coz I wanted to watch Sunrise!

Breakfast might’ve been a little porridge? But I’m certain that PIG mum also gave me three wee lil slices of the delicious green tea cake she’d baked! I also popped all my usual drugs :P drank one full mug of water and half a small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spent ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        Once PIG mum’s finished getting ready for work, she comes downstairs and I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the 4WD.

-        PIG mum tootles me off to the Garbo library for GCCW! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt, but I ask to listen to the radio first coz I won’t be sitting in the 4WD when I leave the library shortly after midday. Era also helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. Usually, there’s only time for a ten minute stretch, but traffic was backed up along Logan road this morning.

-        About ten people attended GCCW today; homework for next fortnight’s ‘the threat’.

-        Hey, Kim’a arriving soon, so just briefly:

-        Had half a lunch with Aunty Carly @ Woka Woka

-        Attending our anthology book launch tonight!

-        Toms: late morning appointment to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture

-        Think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm toms. *sigh*

-        So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 263e

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1557. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. When I was almost back safely to the computer table, trust horrid PIG mum to flounce over and bitch about my posture some more. >< *sigh*

-        Yay, tonight’s ice cream night; like I say every week, a very little’s better than none @ all!

-        Toms: GCCW! Still waiting for PIG mum to please print my homework for me~

-        Aunty Carly’s picking me up afterwards; wonder where she’s taking me for half a lunch? Originally, I was thinking lunch @ food court coz that meant I could eat one full lunch, but decided I needed my HK-style cold milk tea more than letting PIG mum gleefully restrict me to half a lunch.  XD><*sigh*

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

-        Hopefully dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner toms night, coz Sunday I’m planning on watching the NRL grand final!

-        Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts! That only happens Wednesday! XD

Wednesday Post 263d

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1544. See? Told’ya I’d pass 1500! XD Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

-        After I flip the nice hot water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea’s one yummy bowl of strawberries and one mug of green tea. Even better, I get to read for like thirty minutes! I reached page 200 @ 6pm, BTW~

-        Happiness was then getting to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with Kim, while she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for nearing one hour.

-        At 6:25pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When the parents call dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle first before joining them for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner’s yummy tonight! The yummy rice (turns out PIG mum doesn’t make the yucky rice anymore coz not only do I bitch about it, dad does too! XD), lotsa yummy kalian, lotsa sweet potato and one BBQ chicken drumstick! Well, I’m presuming it was; not sure why PIG mum removed all the meat from the bone before giving me it? Oh, she probably didn’t want me to eat the yummy skin. >< XD

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, PIG mum was bitching @ me that I didn’t pause long enough weight bearing on Elf before I took a step with Erf; she doesn’t want to hear me say I’m in pain anymore and she reckons that sooner rather than later, I’ll get Elf amputated! O_o I seriously hope she’s not for real about that, because if Elf really does get amputated, I probably won’t be able to walk anymore and PIG mum will get rid of me for sure! >< She’s always saying how she’s lost her life now because of me, and that she doesn’t get to spend quality time with dad anymore; I bet she’s eagerly looking forward to the day when she can abandon me and have dad all to herself! ><

-        Anyways, think I’ve almost reached my PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; I’d better do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 263c

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1456. lol, if I get to return online after dinner tonight, I’m certain I’ll have passed 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

-        When Carol arrived, PIG mum kindly let her in. me, I stayed online till 4:40pm then went and took my quickest possible shower – I washed and dried my hair yesterday.

-        After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, I headed outside and munched some fruit for arvo tea while Carol cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently massaged Ela for about twenty minutes.

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, Carol and I left for Toastmasters!

-        I didn’t mind that we got stuck in a lil peak hour traffic, coz that meant I got to listen to a lil of Seven’s 6pm news, simulcast on 96.5FM~

-        I was timer last night, Mark picked me for Table Topics and apparently everyone’s going to sing karaoke together this Friday! I’ve tried asking can anyone with a boot big enough to fit my manual wheelchair please take me but I’m not too hopeful coz nearly everybody lives northside … ><

-        After one more toilet trip, Carol tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas for my Happy Meal with an OJ. I won’t see her for one month now, coz she and Mr. Lindsay are going holidaying overseas somewhere fancy like Italy!

-        Thanks to PIG mum who lemme quickly do each Lumosity brain game once (I got a PB!) before hitting the sack. Zzz~

Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking again to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he leaves for work about one hour later.

-        After he’s gone, more snoring for the teddies and I, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s inside my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle (coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable), also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast is a lil plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast, one full mug of water, one small half-mouthful of milk, and two/three little chunks of PIG mum’s delicious green tea cake! Over breakfast I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        While I type out my writer’s group homework, Aunty Deana arrives to mind me and PIG mum goes to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.

-        Aunty Deana’s brought us frozen pizza for lunch! We have like four little chunks each; I also drink my weekly mug of delicious chocolate milk~

-        After lunch, I drink about half a mug of water then go do a stinky unspeakable, before returning online and eating one yummy pear while Aunty Deana massages Ela and plays with her phone.

-        PIG mum comes back and tootles me off to the NAB. Physio today: passive calf stretch, then 1.5 hrs for Ela: wrist flexion and extension, holding and lifting cup with full palm contact, pronation and supination.

-        Despite getting stuck in traffic, we make good time and are home exactly @ 4:30! Kim’s arrived too, meaning I’m saved from having to turn off the alarm, hurrah~

-        So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 32% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flip the nice hot water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and – hopefully bbl, coz I’m still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online!!!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 263b

Good afternoon and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday’s actually 3181; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 701 steps (because obviously, I’ve not left the house yet!) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘A Prayer For Peace’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6:30pm!! Anyways, let’s start off with yesterday’s events first!

-        For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:37 I lasted 5:42. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-        When Carol arrived, thanks to PIG mum who let her in. I stayed online till 5:40pm, then took my quickest possible shower.

-        Now @ 12P52pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:39. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 263

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 298

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2256 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Learn To Be Content’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I get back home from Toastmasters tonight!! *sigh* Yet another day where I won’t get my two most IMPORTANT hours of the day online … >< But just noting down that I enjoyed an awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 7:10am) then had UQ physio. My new student’s named Gracie; she’s twenty-four and originally from Tasmania! Enjoyed a filo for lunch before seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Carol’s here now and taking me to Toastmasters tonight; I’m the Timekeeper! Toms Aunty Deana’s minding me from 10:30am (I’ve gotta do my writers group homework) till 1pm coz Ethan says I can come thirty minutes early to use the Motomed/use the tilt table/get a calf stretch. Presumably Carol’s coming back to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; I’m looking forward to getting to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her! Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I say every week, a very little’s better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 208d

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3311. uhh … how come this latest plodding total’s LESS than the one I logged in after dinner?? Beats me! >< XD Righteo, final, final events for today?

-        Will haveta keep them brief, coz I’ve just about exhausted the PISSY two hour net time limit PIG mum so gleefully imposes on me:

-        Let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me porridge and bread for breakfast. Copped fifty separate orders from her.

-        Went out to Warrigal Square and bought groceries @ Woolies with PIG mum.

-        Came home and had leftovers for lunch before seeing Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. Physio today: tried like six times but coulsn't sit; turned two 360s then sat on wheelie stool and did reaching for both hands.

-        Bought groceries from Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown

-        Back home, let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Grumpily told PIG mum my big toe REALLY hurt now, thanks to the @ least four times she gleefully forced me to bend down and retrieve pegs that Ela had dropped. She shucked off Elf’s footwear, thought my blister/sore was infected and immediately booked me to see Dr. Ku @ 4pm.

-        Phew, it’s just a pressure sore, no infection.

-        Kim minded me from 4:40pm till 6pm.

-        When I showered (fastest today), I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 10% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud.

-        After Kim left, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force me on 50+ minutes of stupid mat work exercises for her.

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with a new student!

-        Hopefully we can grab lunch @ Chatterbox before I see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage; bet PIG mum’s relishing her yapping time. XD

-        Will prolly haveta stay online till 4:40pm then take my quickest possible shower again; Carol’s taking me to Toastmasters toms night! So fingers crossed for some dinner from Maccas afterwards; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 208c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3064. Ha, now I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

- Nature called again around 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- The teddies and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :p when dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, because I’m still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online!! ><

Cheers,

Em. ^^