Saturday Post 209b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s possible final, final plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1265, even though I’ve just been @ home all day. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice hot shower (the last for 2017!) for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 23% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era), then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back outside to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was some yummy strawberries, some yummy kiwi and one mug of green tea. My main joy, however, was getting to read not just for one hour, but seventy minutes, because Ten’s sports report wouldn’t air! That means that today, I’ve read for just five minutes short of three hours! Hmm, the fireworks start @ 7:05pm; I’m highly tempted to make my way over to the gobbling :P table @ 7pm and read for five more minutes before the fireworks start just so I can say that today, I’ve read for THREE whole HOURS! :D As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like one hour, while watching boring YouTube clips about the heart.

-        At 5:55pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Kim’s put me into pyjamas already, but I’m still hoping dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner after I watch the fireworks tonight!

-        So hopefully bbl tonight, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^