Saturday, September 30, 2017

Sunday Post 209b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1890 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now ten. Ha, I reached double digits. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?
-        Nature called twice more before PIG mum returned home ten minutes early and demanded entrance; turns out she’d somehow developed a sore tummy! O_o
-        Once PIG mum got outta the bathroom, she tootled me off to church. Unfortunately, in her eagerness to race off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ (I dunno why she insists on calling it that because she and the other aunties don’t do anything Biblical; they just drink coffee and gossip) with the other aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible Study either like my dearest dad does, PIG mum refused to see me safely seated before going out partying; huge thanks to Pastor Chris who was around and kindly walked behind me to my usual seat, thus saving me from a disastrous fall.
-        Now @ 3:00pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. Actually, I promise not to play Bejeweled again until toms, coz for my first game this morning, I already lasted more than 7.5 minutes!
-        Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today again~ I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for two songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
-        Speaker today was dear uncle/pastor Chong; his sermon was about homosexuality. There was communion afterwards, too.
-        After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us off to the Springwood Maccas for lunch with dearest dad. Why I was pissed: awful PIG mum shook out MORE THAN 2/3 of the SMALL chips from my McFeast meal and let dad have them; why I was amused/happy: the serving staff must’ve known how horrible PIG mum was gonna be to me coz they felt sorry for me and put not one, but TWO beef patties into my burger! After dad noticed, I quickly shoved it all down my gob before he could demand I give him one. XD
-        Dad left early to go play baddy with his mates; me, I munched my teensy portion of chips and happily read the day’s Sunday mail, while PIG mum played with her smartphone before deciding we’d best leave. Actually, she realised she’d left sth @ church and went back to get it after dropping me back off home first.
-        Looking forward to watching the NRL grand final tonight! GO THE COWBOYS!! (But if they don’t win, I can blame their loss on Uncle Colbert, who PIG mum bets will be too wimpy to watch the game live. XD
-        Toms: it’s the Queen’s birthday public holiday! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, definitely! Because of you, I’m saved from one torture session with Vincent the physio. XD On the downside, it means that Kim won’t come mind me toms arvo, either … *sigh* Anyhow, if dad doesn’t take us out, I’m gonna snuggle in bed till 5:45pm then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news! So hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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