Saturday Post 207b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 669. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

-        Kim let herself inside two minutes early when she arrived, like I’d asked her to do. I waited until 4pm before walking myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 27% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back outside, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was one yummy pear, and I even persuaded Kim to lemme enjoy my third mug of white tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey! I’m guessing I was successful because I explained that PIG mum was upstairs resting after working this morning and wouldn’t come downstairs. XD

-        My biggest joy was getting to read for one more hour though, meaning that today I’ve had my nose buried in the book for nearly three hours! :D I finished page 100 @ 5:20pm, BTW~

-        After watching the sports report, I used the loo once more for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Hopefully PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland and reheats me dinner soon, it’s already past 6:20pm, the match starts @ 7:30pm and I haven’t had dinner yet!

-        So maybe bbl after the match finishes, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^